Männer wie wir

Sven:
That's not edible. It's decoration.

Sven:
I have the late shift.

Ecki:
No problem.

Sven:
Ecki?

Sven:
What?

Sven:
Why don't you come along? I'll just be hanging around anyway.

Ecki:
Love to.

Ecki:
No, I don't want an 11th player! I want you!

Trainer Karl:
Listen, if they wanna get physical, we will, too. Understand? GET PHYSICAL!

Udo:
[seeing Ecki and Sven hug after their team wins a goal] Why not f*ck, you twerps!

Sven:
[restraining Ecki] Ecki! Come on.

Udo:
[taunting] Come here, you pansy!

Sven:
[pulling Ecki aside] Hey! I'm here 'cause I wanna win with you.

Udo:
Send her over! It's about time she got tamed by a real man!

Ecki:
So she can bite your other ear? At least you'd be symmetrical then, Spock!

Smartass Gay Man:
Are you the man who puts it in?

Ecki:
No, I'm the guy who keeps it out.

Smartass Gay Man:
You ought to change positions.

Trainer Karl:
The ball must be your friend. Let it grow on your foot.

Rudolf:
I hate it when things grow on my feet.