Nancy Drew... Trouble Shooter

Ted Nickerson:
Why are there potatoes on the floor?

Nancy Drew:
I put them there, that's how I cook potatoes, on the floor.

Sheriff Barney Riggs:
Now listen, Apollo, you're so excited, you don't know what you're talking about! Was it a corpse?

Apollo Johnson:
A dead corpse!

Sheriff Barney Riggs:
Who?

Apollo Johnson:
I don't know. I took one peep and flew!

Matt Brandon:
Barney, if you're still sheriff after next election, it won't be on my vote!

Sheriff Barney Riggs:
Matt, the way I figure, you won't have any vote next election.

Nancy Drew:
Ted, there are times when parents must be disobeyed...

Ted Nickerson:
[to the telegrapher] I'm going to give you some advice, mister. If you wanna get rich, stay away from women. I know from experience.

Ted Nickerson:
[referring to their car] Turn it around! A wise general always leaves the road open for retreat. Don't you know that?

Ted Nickerson:
[to Nancy] Now, look, will you cut the bubble gum talk and give?