Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List

Naomi:
I lie to everyone, but mostly... I think I lie to myself.

Bruce 1:
Okay, I know, I know, I know. I shouldn't love a girl who toys so carelessly with other people's emotions - especially mine - but it's not, like, my brain has the ability to overrule my heart.

George:
And other parts of your anatomy.

Bruce 1:
Oh, my God, George, that's so FUNNY. That's SO funny. You're SUCH a good comedian. You're making a penis joke. What is that? Is that your closer now?

Ely:
Uh, girl, I thought you two were gonna bump the uglies.

Ely:
Be good, you two... but not TOO good., huh? GET SOME! Bye!

Ely:
You know I'm always ready to dance with you.

Naomi:
Do you know how much easier my life would be if Ely noticed my looks in the "Wow, Naomi's boner hot" way and not in the "Those stilettos I picked out for Naomi are great" way?

Bruce 2:
Your beauty - do you use it for good... or evil?

Naomi:
Since when do you chew Orbit?

Ely:
Since Gaga replaced Madonna. Why do YOU care?

Naomi:
I am so flattered to know that you put my needs over the needs OF MY BOYFRIEND!