National Lampoon Goes to the Movies

Stan Nagurski:
I didn't want to say anything, but you're boring.

Stan Nagurski:
Never stop anywhere you might have to get out the car

Stan Nagurski:
Nagurski's Law Number Four: "Never go into a music store that's been cut into with an acetyline torch."

Brent Falcone:
Oh boy... Oreos. Double cream.

Brent Falcone:
Hi, Honey. I've been shot again.

Brent Falcone:
Falcone's Law Number One: Let Nagurski do it.