Near Dark

Caleb Colton:
I sure haven't met any girls like you.

Mae:
No, you sure haven't.

Severen:
Cut the sh*t. I know you're awake. I can smell it.

Bartender:
What do you people want?

Jesse:
just a few more minutes of your time. About the same duration as the rest of your life.

Mae:
Listen to the night, it's deafening.

Loy Colton:
Caleb, those people back there, they wasn't normal. Normal folks, they don't spit out bullets when you shoot 'em, no sir.

Jesse:
Let's put it this way: I fought for the South. We lost.

Severen:
Hey, Jesse, remember that fire we started in Chicago?

Severen:
We keep odd hours.

Severen:
Fasten your f***in' seat belt.

Homer:
The name's Homer. H-O-M-E-R. Mispronounce it... and I wouldn't... wanna... be you.

Severen:
How you doin', Jess?

Jesse:
Like sh*t! How 'bout you?

Severen:
I'm down to my last inch of skin!

Severen:
Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none.

Severen:
I hate it when they ain't been shaved.

Severen:
It ain't what's goin' on, son. It's what's comin' off. Your face. Clean off.

Jesse:
I taught Severen everything he knew, but not everything I know.

Mae:
Caleb, what's happening?

Caleb Colton:
I brought you home.

Mae:
I'm afraid.

Caleb Colton:
Don't be. It's just the sun.

Mae:
There's somethin' I want to show you.

[Caleb and Mae get off the truck]

Caleb Colton:
There's somethin' you want to show me?

Mae:
Yeah. The night.

Caleb Colton:
What about it?

Mae:
It's dark.

Caleb Colton:
I noticed.

Mae:
It's so bright, it'll blind you.

Caleb Colton:
I can't see.

Mae:
Well, listen. Do you hear it?

Caleb Colton:
I'm listenin'. I don't hear nothin'.

Mae:
Listen hard. Do you hear it?

Caleb Colton:
Hear what?

Mae:
The night, it's deafening.

Caleb Colton:
I sure haven't met any girls like you.

Mae:
No. No, you sure haven't. [pause] The light that's leaving that star right now will take a billion years to get down here. You want to know why you've never met a girl like me before?

Caleb Colton:
Yeah. Why?

Mae:
Because I'll still be here when the light from that star gets down here to earth in a billion years.

Mae:
Look, I'll take care of him!

Homer:
You can't, Mae. I turned you, I taught you.

Mae:
Well I turned him and I can teach him!

Severen:
[smirking] What's the matter, Homer? You jealous? A little too little to be jealous.

Homer:
You have any idea what it's like to be a big man on the inside and have a small body on the outside?

Severen:
You have ANY idea what it's like to HEAR about it every NIGHT?

Caleb Colton:
What'll we do now?

Mae:
[Chuckles] Anything we want... to the end of time.

Jesse:
[about Caleb] He makes a kill tonight! I don't care how you do it. You do it or you're done.

Diamondback:
And done means dead without guile. It means you'd be real uncomfortable for a looong, looong time.

Severen:
That's your mama talkin', boy.

Caleb Colton:
[Loy has pulled out a gun] Daddy, put that away. Ain't gonna do no good.

Loy Colton:
What do you mean, it ain't gonna do no good?

Jesse:
I'd listen to your son.

Loy Colton:
I'd stop right there if I was you, mister.

Jesse:
Not likely.

[Loy shoots him in the chest, Jesse coughs out the bullet and puts it in Loy's shirt pocket]

Jesse:
For you.

Sarah Colton:
Boy, you people sure stay up late.

Severen:
We keep odd hours.

Caleb Colton:
I ain't a person anymore. I don't know what I am. I'm sick!

Severen:
[sucking blood off his fingers] It's finger-lickin' GOOD!

Severen:
Hey, Caleb! I hate to be an Indian giver, I really do, but you disappointed me. Now you're gonna have to pay. First, you're gonna give me back my spur. Then I'm gonna knock your tonsils out your a**hole. What do you think of them apples, huh?

Jesse Hooker:
You're not gonna look so good... with your face ripped off.

Severen:
[after the bartender shoots Caleb] Hey! You look like forty miles of rough road! Why don't you sit this one out? I'll take it from here.

Severen:
Hey, Caleb! Fasten your f***in' seatbelt!