New Guy

Luther:
High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain't gettin', the sex you gettin', you don't want. I've seen terrible things.

Dizzy:
Yesterday, an eighty-year-old librarian broke my penis.

Luther:
You win.

Danielle:
I don't even know what to call you.

Dizzy/Gil:
BROKE dick seems to be popular.

Luther:
You know those moments when a man makes a decision that'll change his entire life and he steps up to become the hero he was meant to be? This ain't one of those moments.

Glen:
I imagine God having an ass like that. Did that sound gay?

Luther:
If you're gonna talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk. Otherwise you'll be lined in chalk.

Nora:
He's got kind of a... Brad Pitt thing going there.

Glen:
I saw a little... Anne Heche there too. Does *that* sound gay?

Danielle:
Carmen: more cheer, less pole dance, 'kay? You don't want guys stuffing bills down your panties.

Carmen:
What panties?

Connor:
What are you doing, freak?

Dizzy:
Knocking you into the hall, and me into the history books.

Connor:
I think I oughta go over there and kick his ass.

Danielle:
That's great, because I've always dreamed of dating the expelled guy.

Courtney:
Expelled guys rock!

Dizzy:
The point is, today nobody stuffed me in my locker or singed off my ass hair.

Kirk:
That is, without doubt, the sluttiest girl I have ever seen.

Glen:
You have to do her, and while you're doing her, think of me. Okay that sounded gay.

Kirk:
If anyone's lost a pair of balls we have found them. Wait, there's a name here. Dizzy Harrison, please pick your balls up and scrotum, that's balls and scrotum at counter 5.

Music Store Employee(Seth):
That's my microphone!

Dizzy:
Did we give up when Pearl Harbor was bombed?

Luther:
Sorry you had to see that. I've been in prison for a long time.

Clem:
First thing you wanna do is gouge the dude's eyes out.

Luther:
Hey, it's just kids in high school.

Clem:
Oh. So you're gonna want to fight dirty.

Luther:
If you're going to talk the talk, you have to walk the walk, or else you'll get outlined in chalk.

Dizzy:
We're not playing Everquest, Kirk, we're on planet Earth.