Newhart

Newhart

Newhart is an American sitcom that aired on CBS from October 25, 1982, to May 21, 1990, with a total of 184 half-hour episodes spanning over eight seasons. The series stars Bob Newhart and Mary Frann as an author and wife, respectively, who own and operate an inn located in a small, rural Vermont town that is home to many eccentric characters. TV Guide, TV Land, and A&E named the Newhart series finale as one of the most memorable in television history. Newhart was recorded on videotape for Season 1, with the remaining seasons shot on film. The theme music for Newhart was composed by Henry Mancini.

Year:
1982
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Joanna Loudon:
What's going on?

Kirk Devane:
Would you please do me a favor and tell George that he looks like a boob?

George Utley:
Quit calling me that.

Joanna Loudon:
What is going on?

George Utley:
[to Joanna] Is there anything wrong with what I'm wearing?

Kirk Devane:
No, not if you're 4. But if you're a grown man, it's pathetic.

Joanna Loudon:
I was talking to Joanna. Kirk's upset because I'm wearing my new turtleneck.

Kirk Devane:
I'm upset because you're wearing it with your overalls. Any fool knows that it goes with the brown chords.

George Utley:
Well, if you know that, then you must be the fool.

Joanna Loudon:
Kirk, he's just wearing it around the house.

Kirk Devane:
No, he's not. He came over to the cafe this way and announced in front of the whole room, "Look at the clothes Kirk picked out for me." It was humiliating. I thought the person that was there was going to leave.

George Utley:
I like my new turtleneck and I like it with my overalls.

Kirk Devane:
Okay. If you know so much about clothes, what are you going to wear with the brown chords?

George Utley:
The blue plaid shirt?

Kirk Devane:
Oh, p-yuke!

Joanna Loudon:
Kirk, I'm making a salad.

Kirk Devane:
Would you just stop making such a big deal about this and go change?

George Utley:
No.

Kirk Devane:
Then I never want to see you again.

George Utley:
Well, it's too bad because I'm coming over to your cafe for dinner tonight and I'm wearing this.

Kirk Devane:
Yeah? I'm not serving you.

George Utley:
Well, I'm staying anyway.

Kirk Devane:
Yeah? You can sit there until you ROT!


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