Newhart1982

Joanna Loudon:
What's going on?

Kirk Devane:
Would you please do me a favor and tell George that he looks like a boob?

George Utley:
Quit calling me that.

Joanna Loudon:
What is going on?

George Utley:
[to Joanna] Is there anything wrong with what I'm wearing?

Kirk Devane:
No, not if you're 4. But if you're a grown man, it's pathetic.

Joanna Loudon:
I was talking to Joanna. Kirk's upset because I'm wearing my new turtleneck.

Kirk Devane:
I'm upset because you're wearing it with your overalls. Any fool knows that it goes with the brown chords.

George Utley:
Well, if you know that, then you must be the fool.

Joanna Loudon:
Kirk, he's just wearing it around the house.

Kirk Devane:
No, he's not. He came over to the cafe this way and announced in front of the whole room, "Look at the clothes Kirk picked out for me." It was humiliating. I thought the person that was there was going to leave.

George Utley:
I like my new turtleneck and I like it with my overalls.

Kirk Devane:
Okay. If you know so much about clothes, what are you going to wear with the brown chords?

George Utley:
The blue plaid shirt?

Kirk Devane:
Oh, p-yuke!

Joanna Loudon:
Kirk, I'm making a salad.

Kirk Devane:
Would you just stop making such a big deal about this and go change?

George Utley:
No.

Kirk Devane:
Then I never want to see you again.

George Utley:
Well, it's too bad because I'm coming over to your cafe for dinner tonight and I'm wearing this.

Kirk Devane:
Yeah? I'm not serving you.

George Utley:
Well, I'm staying anyway.

Kirk Devane:
Yeah? You can sit there until you ROT!