Nine-Tenths of the Law

Father Corbin:
Do you understand forever?

Kokabiel:
Do I understand forever? I've been ripping humans' heads off and defecating down their throats since eons before your ancestors began sprouting genitals!

Abraxis:
Skip the genetalia and defecation and start at the beginning.

Kokabiel:
In the beginning, there was swirling chaos and the piping of formless servitors!

Abraxis:
Of the Jennifer North matter!

Jenny North:
And you are?

Susan:
Susan, the site supervisor.

Jenny North:
Oh, from all those meetings! I didn't recognize you in natural light.

Nick:
So the whole park project has become?

Joe:
Urban stimulation project.

Nick:
Sounds more like urban depressant. It's the zoning equivalent of mixing uppers and downers.

Joe:
Hell yes. Taxpayer money feeding one crazy municipal... drug metaphor.

Joe:
For the record, that's when we knew that something was wrong.

Jenny North:
For the record, your mother sucks c*cks in hell! Your mother is in heaven. Unfortunately, angels have no genetalia, so... she's kind of bored.

Father Corbin:
As corporate priest, this matter fell under my purview.

Jenny North:
I will gargle your sex organs for this! Gargle them in a fashion most excruciating! Ever had you sex organs gargled by a horse demon?

Joe:
Is that a threat or a promise?

Jenny North:
I cannot tell a lie! I'm the f***ing George Washington of Hell, b*tch!

Jenny North:
You quote the treaty of Ghent at me, human? I, who command twenty legions of Hell.

Moscow:
Orobos has knowingly shanghaied a corporate asset, body and soul.

Jenny North:
Habeas corpus, b*tch.

Kokabiel:
Contrary, Lord! Jenny North has opened a demonic reliquary on her own accord! There has to be personal responsibility taken!

Jenny North:
And the things this human wants to do, the misuse of authority, the lies. I may be a prince of Hell, but better I possess this body than free will unfettered by conscience do so.

Jenny North:
The whole root of this problem, my lord, is that this... thing doesn't respect our corporate culture.

Abraxis:
There is little distinction between demonic and corporate interest.

Abraxis:
The machinations of Bengo, Moscow, and Strauss can yield results whether the body in question is possessed by human soul or demonic.