No Entry

Prem:
[singing] A little-little L! A little-little O! A little-little V! A little-little E! Just love me...

Bobby:
[singing] No no no no no no no no NO ENTRY!

[Kishen and Kajal are seeing a fortune teller]

Kishen:
Two houses? Yes! Two cars? Yes! Two wives? Absolutely 100% accurate - hey, what nonsense are you saying? [a shocked Kajal learns her husband has a child from his second marriage. X hurriedly takes his wife away, but sees a child running towards them, crying for his daddy]

Kaajal:
Oh my god! This is your child!

Kishen:
No, he is not my child!

Kaajal:
Then why is he running toward you? [Kishen cowers as the kid runs toward him - and past him to another couple]

Kishen:
[calling to the couple] Hey, control your kid - he almost got me killed!

Sunny:
Why do you keep saying be positive?

Kishen:
Because it's my blood group.