No Mercy

Eddie Jillette:
I don't see any heartstoppers in here. Most of these broads still got the prime tag hanging from their nose.

Joe Collins:
[Michel walks by and catches their attention as she sits down with a older man] Maybe she's his mother.

Eddie Jillette:
She's got 'born to screw' tattooed on her forehead.

Eddie Jillette:
Don't be bitter.

Eddie Jillette:
I know the secret to happiness.

Eddie Jillette:
What's that?

Eddie Jillette:
A girl with freckles on her tits.

Michel Duval:
I'm not a whore.

Eddie Jillette:
What?

Michel Duval:
I'm not a whore. I've never been with anyone except Losado.

Eddie Jillette:
So?

Michel Duval:
I'm not a whore.

[Eddie Jilette is pouring coffee in Stemkowski's coffee cup]

Captain Stemkowski:
Don't drink my coffee from my cup, Jilette!

Eddie Jillette:
You're doin' reefer with the brothers or is your old lady on a moon cycle?

Joe Collins:
Why do you ask somethin' like that?

Eddie Jillette:
Cause once a month without fail you get bullshit philosophical with me.

Joe Collins:
Yeah, well, that's what happens when you get married, Eddie.

Losado:
[Approaching Joe] It's over.

Joe Collins:
What's over?

Losado:
Life, my friend. [He pulls out a knife and moves toward Joe]

Captain Stemkowski:
[to Jillette] You look like stale pis!

Eddie Jillette:
I know the secret to Heaven.

Joe Collins:
Oh, yeah, what's that?

Eddie Jillette:
A girl with freckles on her tits.

Eddie Jillette:
[to Michel] Every hooker's got a hard luck story.