No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle

Shinobu Jacobs:
[Responding to the two Destroymen offering to shake hands] Whatever... but which one?

New Destroyman:
It doesn't matter; your choice.

New Destroyman:
The one that's throbbing!

Travis Touchdown:
Downward f***ing dog!

Shinobu Jacobs:
When the gate keeper sends you to hell, tell him you were killed by Shinobu Jabobs!

Million Gunman:
Yes sir.

Sylvia Christel:
He's just the uh... newspaper delivery man. Taking the emergency exit is faster.

Travis Touchdown:
Hey... that's true. The paper boy's a genius.

Travis Touchdown:
It's called being fashionably late, f***face!

Million Gunman:
Do you love money like I do?

Travis Touchdown:
Hey wait, you're the older brother? How do you know I didn't pop out first?

Travis Touchdown:
When you see your brother in hell, tell him he's still a douche!

Travis Touchdown:
Glory to the Soviet Union.

Henry:
It's not happening brother. I can't be associated with that travesty. I mean, I've got standards for f***'s sake.

Margaret Moonlight:
Riveting melody, isn't it?

Travis Touchdown:
Rich assassins pull the craziest sh*t.

Alice Twilight:
You are the crownless king, the one who got out. You reached the top and walked away.

Alice Twilight:
Release me from this cycle. Free us all in a crimson sea!

Alice Twilight:
With you it's different! You're the No More Hero!

Alice Twilight:
Promise me you won't forget... there was once an assassin named Alice.

Travis Touchdown:
This isn't a battle anymore; it's a motherf***ing war!

Jasper Batt Jr.:
Ironic Question coming from an assassin! Did you honestly think you could take so many lives and never suffer retribution? Have you never even seen a Kung Fu Movie, spy flick or western? Shakespeare, for God's sake?

Jasper Batt Jr.:
Now you're feeling it. That's your life losing all meaning. You've got nothing left except this fight. Now I know you'll put all you have into this!

New Destroyman:
What do we have here? A young lady? You know, it's dangerous coming to a place like this alone. You oughta be more careful, seriously. Terrible things can happen. I see it on the news all the time.

New Destroyman:
[laughing] Maybe that's why she came. It's what she wants. Two grown men to keep her company. Horny slut.

Shinobu Jacobs:
My master's got his hands full... Not that it matters. The result's gonna be the same. I don't have time for this!

New Destroyman:
YOU'RE taking Travis's place? Wow. I gotta say, I'm feeling pretty disrespected...

Shinobu Jacobs:
Just shut up and fight!

New Destroyman:
Oh, listen to this whore. Acting like she's some kind of femme fatale. Shut up and fight, she says. She's really pissin' me off!

New Destroyman:
Seriously, and she's so rude. Reminds me of my complaining customers. Now, Travis, he knew how tofight like a gentlemen. Sliced me in half, sure, but he did it wih grace. I mean, c'mon. Put 'er there.

Shinobu Jacobs:
Huh?

New Destroyman:
You know, let's shake hands. Sportsmanship is paramount to a fair, clean fight.

New Destroyman:
Ugh, hurry up and shake! Dirty nympho... [giggles]

Travis Touchdown:
[Shinobu tries to kiss him] I can't. I feel like that pervy teacher in a porn!

Travis Touchdown:
[Skelter Helter is waiting on a rooftop of a skyscraper. He waits for an elevator to reach the top floor, where he is. Just before the doors open, he shoots the elevator multiple times, believing Travis Touchdown to be inside. The doors open revealing only a robe. Travis appears behind Skelter Helter and holds his katana to Skelter Helter's neck] It's called fashionably late, f***face.

Skelter Helter:
[Skelter Helter leaps away from Travis] Travis Touchdown... This place bring back any memories?

Travis Touchdown:
It's only where my last killing spree started. All those screwed up ranking fights... Now WHY would I remember that?

Skelter Helter:
It'll be your blood this time, when I avenge my brother! Draw!

Travis Touchdown:
...Brother? Who?

Skelter Helter:
Don't you remember the man you fought here?

Travis Touchdown:
Um... No. Can't saw I do. Guess he didn't make an impression! Must have been crazy weak.

Skelter Helter:
You insensitive prick! You killed him and you dont even remember! You know how humiliating that is?

Travis Touchdown:
...Sorry. I don't keep a death diary. And in case you're wondering, I'm even stronger now.

Skelter Helter:
YOU will lose! You've got no chance of winning this! [activates sword]

Travis Touchdown:
[activates katana] Uh HUH. You're something else. I haven't been so worked up in ages. When you see your bro in hell, tell him, HE'S STILL A DOUCHE!

Travis Touchdown:
[after Travis kills Alice, Travis confronts Sylvia] See that? Now THAT was a battle! Look at this blood! We humans are alive, even if we are assassins! Doesn't matter if it's a video game, movie, drama, anime, manga, WE'RE ALIVE! People shed blood and die! This isn't a game! You can't just selfishly use death as your tool! THIS is Alice's blood! I bet you've already forgotten she'd existed! Same way you would've forgotten about me! And THAT'S why I'm tearing down the UAA!

Travis Touchdown:
Everybody deals with grief differently, right? Some people f*** at funerals, I cut off heads.