Normal Adolescent Behavior

Wendy:
Don't be average.

Sean:
I got spanked for stealing once. It's cruel and it hurt. I'm never spanking my kids.

Wendy:
Sometimes you have to. Sometimes they are bad and they have to learn. I never learned. Hit me.

Wendy:
Seriously when did being a lesbian become cooler than blowing a rock star?

Billie:
You've never blown a rock star.

Wendy:
Well, neither have you.

Sean:
What? You don't live in what world? The world of first dates? Of holding hands?

Wendy:
No you jackass. Of disposable girlfriends. Of bracelets for blowj*bs. Of macking and making out and going down and text messaging some a**hole whose gonna come all over my shirt. That world.

Wendy:
What kind of girl am I?

Billie:
A very bad girl.

Wendy:
Seriously... what kind?

Billie:
...and when she was good she was very good and when she was bad she was horrid.

Wendy:
[to Sean] You mean fairytale land? Yeah....I've heard of that place.

Sean:
What...like a cult or something?

Allyson:
Yeah, I guess....I mean what else would you call it?

Wendy:
Fine, fine, fine, I'm abnormal and you just spanked the girl next door.

Sean:
You ARE the girl next door!