North of the Rio Grande

'Lucky' Jenkins:
As far as I'm concerned, the law killed Buddy.

'Windy' Halliday:
[after a pause] Watcha gonna do about it, Hoppy?

'Hopalong' Cassidy:
[after another pause] Whatta you think?

'Windy' Halliday:
Ah, by crickety, I'm with yeh!

'Hopalong' Cassidy:
I ain't hankering to get you into trouble, Windy.

'Windy' Halliday:
Awww, trouble don't mean nuthin' to me.

'Hopalong' Cassidy:
[smiling slightly] All right, you figure it out while I get my riggin'.

'Windy' Halliday:
[to Lucky after Hoppy has left] Trouble? Why, I was hatched in trouble! Born on an open range in a howlin' blizzard! Cut my teeth on a gun barrel! Fed on cactus soup til I was six! Peh, he talks about herdin' me into trouble! Peh, heh, ha, huh!

'Lucky' Jenkins:
[introducing Windy to Crowder as a piano player for the saloon] Brought you a new professor - Windy Halliday, known far and wide as a cowboy troubador.

'Windy' Halliday:
[to Windy] This is Ace Crowder. He runs the place.

'Windy' Halliday:
Hi.

'Ace' Crowder:
Professor, ah? [laughs derisively] Looks more like something than crawled out of the bung hole of a beer keg!

'Ace' Crowder:
[to Windy] Can ye play the piana?

'Windy' Halliday:
Shoo, heck, can I play the pi-an-ie? Why up in Deadwood City the cowboys used to call me the Padderhooski of the Weat!

'Ace' Crowder:
[laughs]

'Lucky' Jenkins:
Yeah! Around cowboys he's known as a musician, but around musicians he's known as a cowboy.

Croupier:
Number eight on the black.

'Hopalong' Cassidy:
That's me again.

Faro Annie:
Well, Bill, you must have been born with a silver horseshoe in your mouth!

'Hopalong' Cassidy:
[humorously] Why, Annie, you ain't insinuatin' I got a big mouth, are you?

Faro Annie:
[flirtatiously] Big or little, good-lookin', you got a nice mouth.

'Hopalong' Cassidy:
[he smiles]

'Hopalong' Cassidy:
Say, are you the big chief around here, or are you talkin' for somebody else?

'Ace' Crowder:
I'm the big chief's right hand man.

'Hopalong' Cassidy:
Oh... right hand man, hunh? That's fine...

'Hopalong' Cassidy:
[he walks toward the door and turns] You get this, Crowder - I don't do business with anybody's right hand man! [he leaves and slams the door behind him]

[last lines]

Faro Annie:
[wistfully as Hoppy rides out of town] Funny, all my life men like Cassidy been sayin' goodbye to me.

'Ace' Crowder:
Where's Stoneham?

Faro Annie:
He went bye-bye on the choo-choo.