Not Now Darling

Commissionaire:
Morning, Miss Whittington.

Miss Whittington:
Good morning, Frank.

Commissionaire:
You're a bit late.

Miss Whittington:
I'm all behind today.

Commissionaire:
And quite a bit in front, too, eh?

Miss Whittington:
Cheeky!

Miss Tipdale:
But eh, what shall I say to Mrs. Frencham?

Arnold Crouch:
Well tell her to go to - hello, Mrs Frencham!

Arnold Crouch:
Thank heavens you've arrived, Mr. Bodley, I've been driven out of my mind.

Gilbert Bodley:
That must have been a very quick trip.

Arnold Crouch:
Mr. Bodley. How can you when your wife's away?

Gilbert Bodley:
How can I when she isn't?

Arnold Crouch:
Mrs. Bodley would be appalled if she knew as much as I know.

Gilbert Bodley:
She'd also be very stupid.

Arnold Crouch:
'Every man to his trade', that's what my grandfather was always saying.

Gilbert Bodley:
Oh, how very tedious for your grandmother.

Sue Lawson:
You don't collect tits, do you?

Maude Bodley:
Poor Mr. Bodley must be worn out.

Commissionaire:
Yes, when you're away, you know, he certainly gets stuck into things.

Maude Bodley:
Well, I'm glad to hear it. He's a tower of strength.

Commissionaire:
Yeah, I think he must have.

Arnold Crouch:
I would like to say, here and now...

Gilbert Bodley:
And you said them very nicely, too.

Janie McMichael:
Miss Tipdale, have you got my underwear?

Miss Tipdale:
I'm afraid not.

Gilbert Bodley:
What are you doing, knitting them?

Harry McMichael:
Have you seen any more of Mrs. Lawson?

Arnold Crouch:
Yes, quite a lo- no, very little.

Gilbert Bodley:
[about Crouch] You must forgive him, you know, he's been laboring under a severe handicap for some time.

Harry McMichael:
Really? What's that?

Gilbert Bodley:
His brain.

Miss Tipdale:
Mr Crouch?

Arnold Crouch:
Yes, Miss Tipdale?

Miss Tipdale:
May I say something?

Arnold Crouch:
Well yes, but eh, not very much.

Harry McMichael:
What was Mrs. Lawson's dress doing on your flagpole?

Arnold Crouch:
Waving?

Gilbert Bodley:
I'm sorry to have to tell you, but your husband and my wife are unfaithful.

Janie McMichael:
With whom?

Arnold Crouch:
His wife and your husband.

Miss Tipdale:
[Bodley has offered Crouch a better position in the firm] Oh Mr Bodly, you won't regret it, I've always thought he had a big potential.

Arnold Crouch:
And I'll prove it.

Gilbert Bodley:
Yeah, but not now old man.