Nowhere Boy

John:
There's just no point hating someone you love.

John:
Why couldn't God make me Elvis?

Julia:
'Cause he was saving you for John Lennon!

John:
Why do you know so much?I mean you don't seem like the rock and roll kind of guy

Paul McCartney:
What you mean because I don't go around smashing things up and [gulps] acting like a dick?

John:
Yea

Paul McCartney:
No.It's the music.That's it,just music.Simple

Paul McCartney:
[Paul strums Banjo softy]

John:
What is this?F***ing group practice?I don't think so.

Pete:
John it's your mum's!

John:
She's f***ing dead! [headbutts pete and storms out]

John:
[shakes fist humorously at the air] Oh i'll get you back for that God!

John:
Is nowhere full of geniuses, sir? Because then I do probably belong there.

John:
Could you sign this please?

Mimi:
Where do I sign?

John:
Where it says 'Parent or Guardian.'

Mimi:
But which am I?

John:
Both.

John:
Want a beer?

Paul McCartney:
I'd love a tea.