Once Bitten

Russ:
Hi. My name is Russ, and I'm a Sagittarius. I enjoy surfing, candlelit dinners, and Tolstoi. Listen: you're a mature person and I'm a mature person, so why don't we just skip all the bullshit, get rid of our inhibitions, and DO what we really wanna DO?

Robin:
Mark doesn't want you because you're mean and evil. He wants me because I am nice and sweet and pure so f*** off.

Robin Pierce:
I'm the owner of the pants you've been trying to get into for the past four years.

Mark Kendall:
I don't want to be a vampire. I'm a *day* person.

Mark Kendall:
Um, guys... What was that all about in the showers?

Jamie:
She said we had to check your inner thigh for marks!

Mark Kendall:
You could have just asked.

Jamie:
Oh my god... That means we liked it!

Russ:
No... no!

Jamie:
That's it. We're homos! We're rump-rangers!