Once Upon a Halloween

Cauldron:
The villains you seek may be summoned from within my depths, O Queen. For it is within me that all dark things reside.

The Evil Queen:
*All* dark things? Certainly there isn't room.

Cauldron:
You have no idea.

The Evil Queen:
True, and nor do I care.

Cauldron:
I am but one of many magic cauldrons, all forged in hate, by the witches of Mourva.

The Evil Queen:
Witches, you say? Like me?

Cauldron:
Like you. But far less beautiful, my queen.

The Evil Queen:
[Chuckles] You flatter me, cauldron.

Cauldron:
Well, yes.

Cauldron:
The oldest villain of them all. Will he heed your corruptive call? For before there was Goofy, Donald, or Mickey, Pegleg Pete made survival quite tricky.

The Evil Queen:
[of Pete] Ohhhhhh. Shameful that things didn't work out better for him. He seemed like such a jovial fellow.

Cauldron:
It isn't always easy being so cruel. A sense of humor never hurts.

Cauldron:
Finding amusement in the destruction and misery of others is a common trait amongst good villains.

The Evil Queen:
Is there anything more laughable than great suffering, cauldron?

Cauldron:
[muttering] Your plans, dear queen.

The Evil Queen:
What?

Cauldron:
Oh - nothing.

The Evil Queen:
Cannon-bomb, poison, a long-bladed sword. The bounty placed on your head as reward. A talkative parrot, a tightly-wound clock, with a bell on top, and a persistant tick-tock. With a blackened, cold heart and cruel curved hook, I thus summon thee, you vile old crook.

The Evil Queen:
Cauldron, now will you recall the fairest villain of them all?

Cauldron:
By their very nature, no villain can truly be fair. But that does not mean they won't try to make evil look as attractive as possible.

The Evil Queen:
[of Yzma] There is much of me in her, to be sure.

Cauldron:
Yes - like a sister. She has your beauty.

Cauldron:
On the other hand, I have to admit that having a sidekick whose moat doesn't quite circle the castle can be frustrating.

The Evil Queen:
A wide-brimmed hat, a bright rhinestone coat. I summon forth him whose temper runs Slim to reveal to me his plans so grim.

Cauldron:
You see what happens when you misuse the powers of a magic cauldron.

The Evil Queen:
Foolishness! Ignorance! Cowardice! I've never heard anything so ridiculous. Everyone knows that story is pure myth, a tale told to scare little witches at night.

Cauldron:
But where these villains all reside, for all eternity, is such a place as you've never seen, would never wish to be. For when you live your sorry life as if evil were your friend, you soon enough learn a final truth: all bad things must come to an end.