Once Upon a Time

Rumplestiltskin:
Magic always comes with a price.

Prince Charming:
I will find you. I will always find you.

Emma Swan:
Everyone Deserves Their Happy Ending

Emma Swan:
You're suspicious.

August W. Booth:
Sitting here? Out in the open, drinking coffee? I wonder what kind of hell I would have raised had I ordered a doughnut.

Emma Swan:
Your mysterious box - what's in it?

August W. Booth:
It's awfully frustrating not knowing, isn't it?

Emma Swan:
Just tell me.

August W. Booth:
Why? Is it illegal to carry around a box in these parts?

Emma Swan:
No, of course it's not.

August W. Booth:
You really wanna know what's inside it, don't you?

Emma Swan:
No. Well, maybe.

August W. Booth:
I'm gonna make you wait. You're gonna have to wait a long time and watch me carry it around, hauling it to strange and mysterious places. And with each passing moment, the mystery will become more tantalizing. Your imagination will inflame, but so will your frustration, never knowing, only guessing, what could possibly be inside that box! Or... you could let me buy you a drink sometime, and I'll tell you right now.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Love's the worst. I wish there was a magic cure.

Rumplestiltskin:
What can I do for you?

Snow White:
I need a cure.

Rumplestiltskin:
What ails you, doll?

Snow White:
A broken heart.

Rumplestiltskin:
Ah, the most painful of afflictions.

Rumplestiltskin:
Love is the most powerful magic, so the cure must be... extreme.

Snow White:
Extreme sounds like an understatement.

Rumplestiltskin:
Love makes us sick, haunts our dreams, destroys our days. Love has killed more than any disease.

Prince Charming:
Now that I know that you love me too...

Snow White:
I don't.

Prince Charming:
...What?

Snow White:
Love you. I don't. I'm sorry. You said I would always be in your heart, and... that is too cruel a fate. Go live your life. Live it without me, because there is no place for us together. And fill your heart with love for someone else - someone who can love you the way I never have. The way I never will.

Grumpy:
Are you OK, sister?

Snow White:
[tearfully] Not even close.

Grumpy:
You didn't find him?

Snow White:
Worse. I lost him.

Grumpy:
Come on.

Snow White:
Where are you taking me?

Grumpy:
Home. We all lost someone today.

Doc:
Now we're seven.

[Grumpy stops Snow from erasing her memory of a lost love]

Snow White:
You of all people should understand. You've lost love. What if your pain could be erased?

Grumpy:
I don't want my pain erased. As wretched as it is, I need my pain. It makes me who I am. It makes me Grumpy.

[last lines]

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
What are you doing here?

David Nolan:
It's 7.45.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
I know.

David Nolan:
Well, I'm trying not to see you.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Well, I am trying not to see you.

David Nolan:
Well, how do we stop seeing each other?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Apparently, we can't.

David Nolan:
This is a problem.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Yes.

David Nolan:
[of his wife] She is not pregnant.

[they kiss passionately]

Robin Hood:
Where I come from, a simple "thank you" will suffice.

Evil Queen:
Where you come from, people bathe in the river and use pine cones for money.

Evil Queen:
What do you see in me?

Robin Hood:
Evidently the same thing you see in me. A second chance

Prince Charming:
Why do women keep their shoe boxes?

Snow White:
Because after true love there is no more powerful magic than footwear. It has to be protected.

[first lines]

Prince Charming:
I will find you, Snow. I will always find you.

Black Knight No. 1:
Be hard to do that without your head.

Prince Charming:
What do you know of true love?

Rumplestiltskin:
Well, not so much as you, perhaps, but not so little as you might think.

Prince Charming:
You? You loved someone?

Rumplestiltskin:
It was a brief flicker of light amidst an ocean of darkness.

Prince Charming:
Why do you want us together? What do you get out of it?

Rumplestiltskin:
I'm a fan of true love, dearie. And more importantly... what it creates.

Prince Charming:
Where is the beast that reigns over this castle?

Maleficent:
That would be me. But 'beast' is so harsh. I prefer 'maleficent'.

Prince Charming:
[after rescuing Snow] Will you marry me?

Snow White:
What do you think?

Emma Swan:
All I care about is saving Henry.

Mr. Gold:
Which is why it's your lucky day. I didn't use all the potion. I saved some, for a rainy day.

Emma Swan:
Well, it's storming like a b*tch.

Regina Mills:
Magic here is unpredictable.

Belle:
I'm sorry, do... do I know you?

Mr. Gold:
No. But you will.

[Emma has broken the curse]

Mother Superior:
[to Regina] If I were you, Your Majesty, I'd find a place to hide.

[last lines]

Belle:
I-I don't understand...

Mr. Gold:
We're in a land without magic, Belle, and I'm bringing it. Magic... is coming.

Belle:
Why?

Mr. Gold:
Why? Because magic... is power.

Snow White, Mary Margaret Blanchard:
[respectively] You found me.

Prince Charming, David Nolan:
[respectively] Did you ever doubt I would?

Emma Swan:
[attacking Regina] You did this!

Regina Mills:
What the hell are you doing? Stop this! My son...

Emma Swan:
Is sick because you! That apple turnover you gave me, he ate it!

Regina Mills:
What? It was meant for you.

Emma Swan:
It's true, isn't it?

Regina Mills:
What are you talking about?

Emma Swan:
It's true, isn't it? All of it.

Regina Mills:
Yes.

Emma Swan:
I was leaving town. Why couldn't you just leave things alone?

Regina Mills:
Because as long as you're alive, Henry will never be mine.

Emma Swan:
He'll never be anyone's unless you fix this.

Regina Mills:
There's one other person in this town who knows about this, who knows about magic.

Emma Swan:
Mr. Gold.

Regina Mills:
Actually, he goes by Rumpelstiltskin.

Emma Swan:
August? Please open up. I know you're in there, open the door.

August W. Booth:
[weakly] I can't.

[Emma forces her way through the door; Booth is lying on his bed, with two wooden arms]

Emma Swan:
No. What's happening to you?

August W. Booth:
You can see it now. You believe.

Emma Swan:
Yeah, I... I do. But how do we stop this?

August W. Booth:
Break the curse.

Emma Swan:
I'll try, I promise. But I got to save Henry first, and I need your help.

August W. Booth:
No, you don't.

Emma Swan:
Yeah, I do. This is all too much. I just talked to the Evil Queen and Rumpelstiltskin about a quest to find magic. I can't do it, August. I can't. No normal person can.

August W. Booth:
Luckily for us, you're not normal.

Belle:
[Emma has lifted the curse. Belle stops walking, a look of realisation on her face] Wait.

Mr. Gold:
No, it's just up here.

Belle:
Rumpelstiltskin, wait. [Gold stops walking and turns slowly to face Belle. Belle walks up to him] I remember. [smiles] I love you.

Mr. Gold:
[Gold smiles and they embrace] And I love you too.

Grumpy:
Uh, Red, you know, you got someone on your chin.

Regina Mills:
I do hope you like apples.

[Snow White and Prince Charming, separated by a glass wall, are pining for each other, when Charming is suddenly replaced by the Evil Queen]

Evil Queen:
[laughs] I just had to stop you. I have no interest in cleaning tongue marks off my mirror.

Blue Fairy:
Fairies, attack!

Evil Queen:
I wonder if you'll be quite so incorruptible after your precious Snow is gone.

Prince Charming:
Whatever she did to you, leave her alone and take my life instead.

Prince Charming:
Losing my life for love, that's a sacrifice I am happy to make.

Red Riding Hood:
Why is the Queen doing this?

Snow White:
I destroyed her happiness... and now she wants to destroy mine.

Snow White:
Stop trying to talk me out of this. The castle is secure. I'm going.

Grumpy:
Keep the little knife between your tuffets.

Snow White:
I promised I would come alone and unarmed. It's a parley. There are rules.

Red Riding Hood:
You're too noble for your own good.

Snow White:
I'm not. But enough of you have risked your lives because of something that's between the Queen and me. I will not let anyone else get hurt because of me.

Evil Queen:
Did you know that apples stand for health and wisdom?

Snow White:
So why do I get the feeling that one might kill me?

Evil Queen:
It won't kill you. No, what it will do is far worse. Your body will be your tomb; and you'll be in there with nothing but dreams formed of your own regrets.

[August is showing Henry his arm]

Henry Mills:
It's wood.

August W. Booth:
Yes.

Henry Mills:
All of this... I was right. The curse, it's real!

August W. Booth:
You're a smart kid.

Henry Mills:
And you're Pinocchio!

August W. Booth:
What gave it away?

Emma Swan:
I don't wanna be sheriff. I don't want people relying on me. I don't want this, any of it.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
What about Henry?

Emma Swan:
I took him with me.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
[clarifying] You abducted him?

Emma Swan:
Maybe.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
So you don't want people to rely on you, but you took your son. Now, that sounds like a stable home for him. What the hell is wrong with you?

Emma Swan:
I want what's best for him.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
And running is what's best for him? Or is that what's best for you? You're reverting, Emma, into the person you were before you got here; and I thought you'd changed.

Emma Swan:
You thought wrong.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Well, regardless, you have to do what's right for Henry now.

Emma Swan:
What's that?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Oh, I don't know. *You're* his mother. That's *your* job, so *you* figure it out.

[spoken like a mother to her daughter]

Mr. Gold:
Come on, you might as well get everything off your chest.

Regina Mills:
I don't know what you're talking about.

Mr. Gold:
Henry. Ms. Swan wants him.

Regina Mills:
She'll have that boy over my dead body.

Mr. Gold:
The curse was meant to take away Snow White and Prince Charming's happiness. Perhaps you giving up Henry is just the price to keep the curse unbroken.

Regina Mills:
I think I'd rather just get rid of her.

Regina Mills:
I wanna strike a new deal. One where I can get rid of Emma without shattering the curse.

Mr. Gold:
Unfortunately for you, a negotiation requires two interested parties; and I'm already planning a trip.

Regina Mills:
I'll give you anything.

Mr. Gold:
Oh... You no longer have anything I want, dearie. But I will give you a piece of advice, free of charge: I'd plan a trip of your own. Because once people waken up and remember who you are, and what you did to them... [chuckles]

Mr. Gold:
...they are gonna be looking for blood.

Regina Mills:
I found a solution to my Emma Swan problem.

Mr. Gold:
Oh, yes?

Regina Mills:
An old, reliable solution.

Mr. Gold:
A sleeping curse... Might I ask how you managed to obtain one here in Storybrooke?

Regina Mills:
By sacrificing the last bit of magic I had left.

Mr. Gold:
So you made magic *from* magic. Well, I'm sure I don't have to remind you that, um... all magic comes with a price.

Regina Mills:
Then you can pay it.

Regina Mills:
The deal's not done. Not until I solve the next conundrum. How to get this savior to taste my forbidden fruit.

[Emma has decided to leave Henry in Regina's custody for his own safety]

Henry Mills:
No! No, you can't trust her!

Emma Swan:
I have to. It's my only choice. It's what's best for you, Henry. Every time I fight her, someone else gets hurt.

Henry Mills:
No, no, no! You're just scared. This happens to all heroes. It's just the low moment before you fight back.

Emma Swan:
Henry! This isn't a story! This is reality. And things have to change. You can't skip school; you can't run away and... you can't believe in curses.

Henry Mills:
You really don't believe?

Henry Mills:
I'm sorry it had to come to this. You may not believe in the curse, or in me. But I believe in you.

[he eats from the poisoned apple turnover... ]

Hook:
Welcome aboard, Baelfire. It's a pirate's life for you.

Mr. Gold:
To the end of the world.

[Leroy intends to bring back Clark's/Sneezy's memories with an elixir]

Mr. Gold:
So you're gonna wake your friend up, to tell him he's about to die?

Mr. Clark:
I don't want that.

Leroy:
Shut it, Clark! He wants to know who he is and be with his family, no matter how much time he has left.

Mr. Clark:
Not if I'm gonna die.

Leroy:
[to his fellow dwarves] Let's take him back to Granny's. Do it there.

Mr. Clark:
Hey... Hey, guys... If I don't have a family, will I still die?

Leroy:
[handing Gold another vial with the elixir] This is for you.

Mr. Gold:
And what am I supposed to do with that?

Leroy:
Belle once helped remind me who I was. I've never forgotten. I want to return the favor. Don't let her die as Lacey.

[the device to destroy Storybrooke has been activated]

Emma Swan:
I can feel it. It's like the oxygen's being sucked out of the air.

Regina Mills:
Not the oxygen. The magic.

Regina Mills:
You were right, you know. Everything that's happening, it's my fault. I created this device. It's only fitting that it takes my life.

Emma Swan:
What am I supposed to tell Henry?

Regina Mills:
Tell him that in the end, it wasn't too late for me to do the right thing.

Emma Swan:
Regina, please.

Regina Mills:
Everyone looks at me as the Evil Queen - including my son. I may die as Regina.

[Emma suggests that everyone get away from Storybrooke, rather than risking all by trying to save the town and Regina]

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
But it's wrong. Emma, I killed her mother.

Emma Swan:
You did that to Cora because you had to.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
I did it because it was easy. It was a mistake. There were other paths - harder paths, and I wish I had taken them. So, please, Emma, honey... let's take the hard path. Because if we don't, we will be building a future on Regina's blood.

Archie Hopper:
Snow White and the Prince have always led us before. And we've always won. So, who is willing to let them lead us again?

Hook:
Live to fight another day, mate.

David Nolan:
I'm not your mate.

Regina Mills:
What are you doing here?

Henry Mills:
You were willing to die to save us. That makes you a hero. And now we're gonna be heroes.

Emma Swan:
What the hell are you doing here?

Hook:
Helping.

Emma Swan:
Well, you're too late.

Hook:
Am I?

Emma Swan:
I thought you didn't care about anyone but yourself.

Hook:
Maybe I just needed reminding that I could.

Mr. Gold:
I brought magic to this world to find Bae. And now he's dead. Magic always has a price, and th-this, this is it. But I'm prepared to pay it.

[Henry has been kidnapped]

Mr. Gold:
The prophecy. The boy is my undoing. But he's also my grandson. I must save him. I must do this to honor Baelfire. He's gone, and I didn't even get the chance to say goodbye.

Belle:
Baelfire would be... very proud of you.

[last lines]

Twin #1:
If that's not the boy he's looking for, do you think we'll be able to find him?

Felix:
Of course we will. May take time, but... Peter Pan never fails.

Baelfire:
If I tell you something, will you promise not to tell the crew? They may become frightened. My father-the reason I don't speak of him is because... he's the Dark One. He once was a man, but when I got drafted to the Ogre Wars, he wanted to protect me. So he went in search of the Dark One's Dagger. And once he got it, he grew obsessed with the power it gave him.

Greg Mendell:
See, we came here to destroy magic, Henry. But then we found something more important. Something that changed everything. You!

Regina Mills:
I love you, Henry. I just wish I was strong enough to stop all this. I'm just not.

Emma Swan:
You may not be strong enough, but maybe *we* are!

Tamara:
Unlike you Hook, we believe in something. We have faith in the sacredness of our cause.

Hook:
So your sacred cause is pilfering a dwarf's pick ax?

Hook:
I think threatening to kill me is a bit redundant considering we're all about to die anyway.

Belle:
The future isn't always what it seems. I *will* see you again.

Emma Swan:
Why should we trust you?

David Nolan:
We don't have to. If he tries anything, I'll shoot him in the face.

Hook:
Quite hostile, aren't we?

David Nolan:
Just being clear.

Ariel:
You tricked me?

Evil Queen:
You went to a long-dead octopus for advice and you blame me for your problems?

Evil Queen:
Next time you let someone fall to their death, make sure they're actually dead.

Black Knight #1:
She looked dead.

Evil Queen:
No. Death looks more like this... [Snaps his neck]

Regina Mills:
We have history together.

Mr. Gold:
That would explain the distrustful look on her face.

Evil Queen:
The only thing worse about telling your prince how you feel and rejecting you is... never telling him at all. Never knowing. Never even having... a chance at true love. That's right, dear. He's gone. Time to swim back home... little mermaid.

Snow White:
Remember what I taught you. What's this? [holds up a fork]

Ariel:
Mini-Trident. Salad-Trident.

Snow White:
Fork. Salad fork.

Mr. Gold:
If you think summoning a giant squid is the answer, I've already tried that.

Regina Mills:
You've had fun, haven't you? I have no intention of ordering calamari.

Snow White:
Emma, I get what you're doing, I know. You don't want to open yourself up to the hope that he's alive, but you should.

Emma Swan:
Why?

Snow White:
Because you deserve a happy ending, Emma. And happy endings always start with hope.

Regina Mills:
Focus. Concentrate.

Emma Swan:
It's kind of hard when you're talking in my ear.

Regina Mills:
And when the wind blows, or it's raining, or someone's shooting arrows at you. Yes, concentration's hard. That's the point.

Ariel:
You really know nothing of your mermaid mythology, do you?

Snow White:
Probably about as much as you know about people mythology, I think!

August W. Booth:
There have been many authors throughout time. It's a job, not a person, and the one trapped in here was just the last tasked with the great responsibility. To record... to witness, the greatest stories of all time and record them for posterity. The job has gone back eons: From the man who watched shadows dance across cave walls and developed an entire philosophy, to playwrights who tell tales of poetry, to a man named Walt. Many have had this sacred job. Great women and men who took on the responsibility with the gravity that it deserved.

Snow White:
Because heroes do what's right... not... what's easy.

Captain Hook:
You promised me the truth, not a bloody tour.

Emma Swan:
The truth is tricky. You have to look for it.

Young Cora:
Are you The gardener?

Jonathan:
Well, I'm not Prince Jonathan. Of course, there is no Prince Jonathan.

Young Cora:
You lied to me. You took my heart, my virtue, my My good name.

Jonathan:
I took? [laughs] You practically forced it into my hands when you thought that I was a prince.

Snow White:
Regina, I've seen what life has thrown at you, and you still fight against the darkness every single day. Sooner or later, your heart will find it's way to happiness.

Evil Queen:
[sighs] that doesn't feel possible.

Snow White:
But it is. I know you, and you feel things deeply, with or without it, you feel things with your whole soul. Don't let anything hold you back.

Zelena:
"Envy" is just another word for ambition.

Evil Queen:
Well, that's just... not true.

Prince Phillip:
[after waking Sleeping Beauty] You, my love, need rest.

Princess Aurora:
I've had my fill of rest.

Leroy:
The curse? It's broken?

David Nolan:
It would appear so.

Ruby:
So, what do we do now?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Now? Now I find my daughter.

Emma Swan:
[appearing behind them] So it's true.

[Mary Margaret and David turn to face Emma; they share a long silent look, then Mary Margaret embraces Emma, crying]

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
You found us!

Henry Mills:
Grandpa?

[Mary Margaret laughs]

David Nolan:
Yeah, kid. I suppose so.

Henry Mills:
She did it. She saved you.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
She saved all of us.

Mother Superior:
Magic. It's here. I can feel it.

Henry Mills:
Magic? In Storybrooke? You're the Blue Fairy. Do something magical!

Mother Superior:
It's not quite that simple, Henry. No wand, no fairy dust. Matters are complicated now.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Is there anything that you want to ask us? You must have questions.

Emma Swan:
The only questions I have are for Mr. Gold. Why did he double-cross me and what did he do to this town?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Uh... sh-shouldn't we talk about... "it", first?

Emma Swan:
What?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Us? Your life? Everything?

Emma Swan:
Can we do "everything" maybe later, like, with a glass of wine... and several... bottles?

David Nolan:
I know it's a lot to take in, for all of us.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
And we don't want to push, but we've waited for this moment for so long.

Emma Swan:
Yes, so have I! I've thought about this moment my entire life. I've imagined who you might be. But of all the scenarios that I concocted, my parents being... I-I just need a little time, that's... that's all.

Archie Hopper:
Dr. Whale's whipped everyone to a frenzy. They're going to Regina's house. They're gonna kill her!

Leroy:
Great. Let's watch.

Dr. Whale:
[pounds on Regina's door with the mob behind him] Open up! Open up, or we're coming in!

Regina Mills:
[opens door and smiles sweetly] Can I help you?

Dr. Whale:
That smirk? Isn't gonna last forever, Regina. You took everything from us, and now...

Regina Mills:
What? Now you're gonna kill me?

Dr. Whale:
Eventually. But first you need to suffer.

Regina Mills:
Listening to you has been enough suffering for all of us. That's right. You wanted to see your Queen? Well, my dears. Here - she - is!

Mr. Gold:
Magic is different here, dearie.

Regina Mills:
You here to finish the job?

Mr. Gold:
No, no, no. You're safe from me.

Regina Mills:
I feel so relieved.

Mr. Gold:
I made a promise to someone that I won't kill you.

Regina Mills:
Who could elicit that from you?

Mr. Gold:
Belle.

Regina Mills:
She's alive?

Mr. Gold:
You are... a dreadful liar.

Regina Mills:
I could've killed her, but I didn't.

Mr. Gold:
Yeah, you did much worse than that. You kept her alive, so you could kill her when it suited you - a fate worse than death.

[Mr. Gold is marking Regina with a medallion]

Regina Mills:
Is that...?

Mr. Gold:
Yes, dearie. The one thing no one can escape. Destiny. And I promise, yours is particularly unpleasant.

Belle:
You lied to me.

Mr. Gold:
No, I kept my word. I - will not - kill her.

Belle:
No. You toy with words. Like you do people. You're still a man who makes wrong choices. I thought you'd changed.

Mr. Gold:
[scoffs] What, in the hour you've known me?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
We need to talk.

Emma Swan:
I... well, I don't... I just... I don't want to talk.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Well, I do. Okay? Gold can wait, I can't. And you're my daughter, and... I want to talk to you. I know that we have talked; but... we didn't know that we were talking. And we talked about things we probably shouldn't even have talked about - one-night stands and the like.

David Nolan:
One-night stands?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Whale.

David Nolan:
Whale?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
We were cursed!

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
We're together, finally. And I can't help but... think you're not happy about it.

Emma Swan:
Oh, I am, but... see...

[sighs]

Emma Swan:
Here's the thing. No matter what the circumstances, for 28 years, I only knew one thing - that my parents sent me away.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
We did that... to give you your best chance.

Emma Swan:
You did it for everyone, because that's who you are - leaders, heroes, princes and princesses, and that's great and-and amazing and... wonderful, but... it doesn't change the fact that for *my* entire life... I've been alone.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
But if we hadn't sent you away, you would've been cursed, too.

Emma Swan:
But we would've been together. Which curse is worse?

Emma Swan:
[to Mr. Gold] Maybe I don't need answers. Maybe I just need to punch you in the face.

Emma Swan:
What was the purple haze that you brought?

Mr. Gold:
You know. Magic!

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Why?

Mr. Gold:
Not telling.

David Nolan:
If the curse is broken, why didn't we go back?

Regina Mills:
Because there's nothing to go back to. That land is gone.

[Mary Margaret has fended off a soul-sucking wraith as it attacked Regina]

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Did I...

Regina Mills:
...kill it? No, it's regenerating. It'll be back. It doesn't stop until it devours its prey - me.

Emma Swan:
So, how do we kill it?

Regina Mills:
There's no way. Can't kill something that's already dead.

Emma Swan:
Then we have a problem.

David Nolan:
No, we don't. Regina does.

Regina Mills:
What?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
David?

Emma Swan:
You want to let her die?

David Nolan:
Why not? Then it goes away. Then we're safe.

Regina Mills:
That's quite the example you're setting for your daughter there.

David Nolan:
No. You don't get to judge us!

David Nolan:
[walking into the room with Mary Margaret, both carrying brooms] Torches, for when it comes back. I know it's old-fashioned, but so am I.

Regina Mills:
[to David] You think you're some heroic prince? Please. You're nothing but the son of a shepherd. I should've killed you when I could. And now... now I can!

Belle:
[amused] You, uh... you still have it. My chipped cup.

Mr. Gold:
There are many, many things in this shop. But this... this is the only thing I truly cherish.

Mr. Gold:
You must leave, because despite what you hope... I'm still a monster.

Belle:
Don't you see? That's exactly the reason I have to stay.

Mr. Gold:
The Dark One... summons thee.

David Nolan:
My business is making sure this town doesn't go to hell.

Prince Phillip:
I'm going to find wood, to build us a fire. I'll be back in five minutes.

[he kisses Aurora with utmost passion]

Princess Aurora:
[laughs sheepishly] That's a "see you in five minutes" kiss?

Prince Phillip:
I'm making up for lost time.

Princess Aurora:
You're a... a girl.

Mulan:
Woman. My name is Mulan.

Mulan:
Love is sacrifice.

Princess Aurora:
I know love when I see it.

Princess Aurora:
This palace was to be our home. We were to spend eternity here.

Mulan:
How did you end up here in your cursed state?

Princess Aurora:
You're not the only one who knows about sacrifice.

[Henry is looking at a picture of his mom and grandma]

David Nolan:
Don't worry. Emma and Mary Margaret, they're alive.

Henry Mills:
How do you know?

David Nolan:
I have faith.

Henry Mills:
But...

David Nolan:
Henry, come here.

[he kneels down and turns Henry to face him]

David Nolan:
I will find them. I will always find them.

Regina Mills:
I suppose this is your doing.

Mr. Gold:
Most things are.

Mulan:
That thing out there is dangerous. And Philip... he left to protect you. So even if I don't believe in his methods, I'm going to honor his wishes. I'm going to keep you safe.

Killian Jones:
Nimue. Welcome to Storybrooke, love.

Wicked Witch:
Did you miss me? Told you. Once you go green, you'll never go Queen.

Mr. Gold:
[to Henry] When people fall under a sleeping curse, the soul travels to a netherworld, where it resides until awoken. Now, this world is between life and death, and it's very real. However, even when the curse is broken, sometimes, in sleep, the victims find their way back to that world. Victims like you.

Regina Mills:
This other world is tormenting my son every time he sleeps. I want you to give him something that will keep him from going there.

Mr. Gold:
Well, I'm afraid that's not possible. I can, however, provide you with something that will allow him to control his actions whilst in that world. And once one controls something, one no longer need fear it.

Doc:
Come on, Leroy, we're gonna miss happy hour.

Happy:
Granny's running a two-for-one special on mead.

Leroy:
Just 'cause it's called happy hour, Happy, don't mean you gotta be there.

Billy:
I already know Ruby. I want the chance to meet Red.

Quinn:
You think I don't know a wolf when I see one?

Red Riding Hood:
How do you know what I am?

Quinn:
Because I know how to recognize a child of the moon.

Anita:
You've grown so much.

Red Riding Hood:
You know me?

Anita:
[smiles] I'm your mother.

Anita:
[to Red, of Granny] She didn't want you to find out the truth about who you really are. She believed the wolf is something to be ashamed of. I see things differently. Humans want us to believe we are the monsters. The moment you believe them... that's when you become one.

Anita:
The only way you will ever control the wolf is by accepting it as a part of you.

Anita:
It'll be like nothing you've ever felt before. The pine needles underfoot, the air rushing over your fur, your brothers and sisters at your side. Your mind won't want to believe it. It will tell you a wolf is invading your body, trying to take over; and if you believe that, for even a moment, you'll black out, and lose control. Like you have every other night you've turned. But, if you give in to the wolf, you'll realize the truth: *you* are the wolf. And when you accept that, you will finally be in control.

David Nolan:
It must be hard for you. You know, watching good win.

Spencer:
[sneers] Good? So sure of yourself. But I know the truth. You're still just a shepherd pretending to be a prince. You weren't fit to run the kingdom and you sure as hell aren't fit to run this town.

David Nolan:
I think the people of Storybrooke might disagree with you.

Spencer:
Today. But I'm gonna see to it that they see things my way, that they see you for who you really are. By the time I'm done with you, you'll wish you'd killed me when you had the chance.

David Nolan:
The people of this town know who I really am, and they've seen me defeat you before. So if you wanna try and take me down... they'll see it again.

David Nolan:
Who do I call to tow a tow truck?

[Ruby is convinced to have killed somebody while turned into a wolf. David promises to protect her]

Ruby:
I don't need to be protected from other people, David. Other people need to be protected from me.

[Spencer has claimed Ruby from David, to bring her to justice]

Spencer:
Hand that over to me and let the town decide her fate.

David Nolan:
Never. I know exactly what kind of justice you have in mind.

Spencer:
This town is bigger than you think. I start telling people that you're putting their lives in danger to protect your own interests, you'll have a mutiny on your hands.

David Nolan:
Yeah, we'll see. You want her. You have to go through me.

Spencer:
I look forward to that.

Granny:
The crowd's six blocks from here.

Belle:
You-you have wolf hearing too?

Granny:
It's not all it's cracked up to be - especially when you run a hotel.

Ruby:
You need to leave. The moon's gonna be up soon.

Belle:
But will the chains hold?

Ruby:
Hopefully.

Belle:
Then I'm staying. Think of it as girls' night.

Ruby:
The mob wants a wolf. I'm gonna give them one. I need to pay for all I've done.

Belle:
Then they'll kill you!

Ruby:
Isn't that what I deserve?

Belle:
No matter what you might've done in your past, David sees the good in you, and... and that tells me one thing.

Ruby:
What?

Belle:
That it's in there. So if we can all see it, why can't you?

Snow White:
[to Red] So... who are your friends?

Quinn:
We're her pack.

Anita:
Wherever humans go, death follows. The only way to stop them is to kill them first.

Anita:
When the moon rises, we'll feast on a princess.

[Red has fatally wounded Anita in order to save Snow from her]

Anita:
You chose her.

Red Riding Hood:
No. I chose me. I'm not a killer!

Snow White:
I'm so sorry. I know what it's like to lose your family.

Red Riding Hood:
I didn't lose my family today. I protected it.

Red Riding Hood:
My mother wanted me to choose between being a wolf, and being a human. Granny did too. You were the only person who ever thought it was okay for me to be both.

Snow White:
'cause that's who you are.

[David has managed to calm down the wolf in Ruby]

Ruby:
You saved me.

David Nolan:
No. You saved yourself. I just reminded you of what you already knew.

David Nolan:
Where're you going?

Ruby:
I've still got a few hours of wolfstime left. You helped me regain control. I wanna do something I haven't done in a very long time.

David Nolan:
What's that?

[Ruby takes off her hood and dumps it onto David]

Ruby:
Run.

Red Riding Hood:
May you always run free beneath the moon's pale light.

[wolves' farewell blessing to their dead]

[last lines]

[Aurora wakes up abruptly]

Princess Aurora:
Snow! Snow!

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Hey. I'm here. It's okay. It's okay. It's just another nightmare.

Princess Aurora:
No, this time was different. There was a little boy. He-he... he put out the fire. He talked to me.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
A little boy?

Emma Swan:
What did he say?

Princess Aurora:
He said... he said his name was Henry.

Belle:
It's Pandora's box. Legend says it contains the world's darkest evil.

Ariel:
Shouldn't you be wearing gloves or something?

Archie Hopper:
Well, let's not panic. For all we know, it's a precaution, right?

Belle:
Well, he did say they're working with the people who tried to destroy the town.

Leroy:
Can we panic now?

Archie Hopper:
Yeah. Sure. Maybe. Just a little.

Granny:
Uh, maybe you didn't notice the sign? No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Leroy:
Now you got a dress code? I seem to recall some Ruby outfits that are seared into my brain.

Ariel:
I'm not afraid of you or your gun-and not just because I don't know what it is.

Captain Hook:
A coconut? Are you daft?

Neal Cassidy:
You came to Neverland on a pirate ship through a portal, but you draw the line at a magic coconut?

Captain Hook:
Fair enough.

Captain Hook:
What's our next stop on this mission?

Neal Cassidy:
Dark Hollow.

Emma Swan:
Really? Why couldn't it be called something like Sunshine Valley or Rainbow Cove?

Regina Mills:
Now you can have legs whenever you want. Or a fin. Whatever Eric's into these days.

Emma Swan:
The only thing I have to choose is the best way to get my son back.

Captain Hook:
And you will.

Emma Swan:
You think so?

Captain Hook:
I've yet to see you fail... When you do succeed, that's when the fun begins.

Ariel:
I don't understand. Why do we keep doing what he tells us?

Belle:
Because he has a gun.

Ariel:
What's a gun?

Belle:
I've never cast a spell before. Maybe you should do it?

Mother Superior:
No. Mr. Gold entrusted this task to you for a reason. You just need to believe in yourself.

Happy:
You know I love Snow and Charming, but, can I be honest? It's kinda nice not having them around... No, really, it's only five days, but it's the first five days with no killing.

Sneezy:
No wraith.

Doc:
No giants stepping on my Miata.

Sleepy:
It has been peaceful.

Emma Swan:
We almost lost our shot at capturing the shadow because you two were fighting over a lighter.

Wendy Darling:
Am I... am I free?

Peter Pan:
Not yet, Wendy. But that doesn't mean you can't come out and play.

Belle:
Eric is...

Ariel:
He's a prince. The kind with legs.

Archie Hopper:
Well, let's not panic. I mean, for all we know, it's a precaution. Right?

Leroy:
Well, he he did say they're working with the people who tried to destroy the town. Can we panic now?

Archie Hopper:
Yeah. Sure. Maybe just a little.

Captain Hook:
When I win your heart, Emma, and I will win it. It will not be because of any trickery. It will be because you want me.

Fast Food Worker:
Welcome to Mr. Cluck's, what can I get you?

Cruella De Vil:
One double cluck combo.

Ursula:
Make it two.

Cruella De Vil:
Rumple?

Rumplestiltskin:
No, thanks. I'd like to survive for my happy ending.

Fast Food Worker:
That'll be $14.15. Please pull up to the window and have a cluckity cluck, cluck day.

Rumplestiltskin:
Please hurry up.

Emma Swan:
Regina, we're not sure it's after you.

Evil Queen:
Of course it's after me. Ursula said it devours the heart with the darkest potential, and now that Gold's gone, well who else could that be? I mean, is there a dwarf named Evily? It's me!

Ursula:
He's not that powerful.

Rumplestiltskin:
Love how you underestimate me. Adorable.

Emma Swan:
Can you conquer these bottles? I thought they were twist-offs.

Evil Queen:
Do I look like I can pry them off with my teeth? I'm a Queen and a bit more refined.

Henry Mills:
Good loses. Good always loses because good has to play fair. Evil doesn't.

Henry Mills:
You don't play with a curse. Look what happened to Graham.

Old Beggar, Mr. Gold:
[respectively] I know how to recognize a desperate soul.

[Emma has criticized Regina's appointment of Sidney Glass as the new sheriff]

Regina Mills:
The town charter clearly states, "The mayor shall appoint..."

Emma Swan:
A candidate. You can appoint a candidate. It calls for an election.

Regina Mills:
The term 'candidate' is applied loosely.

Emma Swan:
No, it's not. It requires a vote. And guess what, Madam Mayor, I'm running.

Regina Mills:
Fine. So is Sidney.

Sidney Glass:
I am? [Regina throws him a look] I am.

Emma Swan:
[referring to Henry] I want to show him that good can actually win.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
That's why you want to win it for him, but why do you want to win the election for yourself?

Emma Swan:
That *is* why. I want to show him that a hero can win. And if I'm not... if I'm not a hero and I'm not the savior, then what part do I have in his life?

Mr. Gold:
That's the thing about children. Before you know it... you lose them.

Baelfire:
It feels wrong to run away.

Rumplestiltskin:
It's worse to die, son.

Baelfire:
If the law says I'm to fight, I... I can fight.

Rumplestiltskin:
No, no, the... the law doesn't want you to fight, son, the law wants you to die. That's not battle, that's... that's a sacrifice, son. You look at that red in the sky. That's not the fires of the battlefields. That's the blood of our people, son. It's the blood of children - the blood of children like you.

Hordor:
It's treason to avoid service. Take the boy now.

Rumplestiltskin:
No, no, no! No. What do you want?

Hordor:
What do I want? You have no money; no influence, no land, no title, no power. The truth is, all you really have is fealty. Kiss my boot.

Rumplestiltskin:
What choice do I have?

Old Beggar:
Everyone has a choice.

Rumplestiltskin:
I'm the town coward. The only choice I have... is which corner to hide in.

[Rumplestiltskin has gained the control over the Dark One]

Old Beggar:
[as the Dark One] What would you... have me... do?

Rumplestiltskin:
Die!

[stabs the Dark One]

Old Beggar:
[to Rumplestiltskin] Looks like you made a deal you didn't understand. I don't think you're gonna do that again.

Old Beggar:
Magic always comes with a price; and now it's yours to pay.

Hordor:
Who are you?

Rumplestiltskin:
Have you forgotten me already? What was it you used to call me again? 'Spindleshanks'? [then remembers] 'Hobblefoot'.

Baelfire:
[incredulous] Papa?

Hordor:
[terrified] Rumplestiltskin.

Rumplestiltskin:
Wonderful. And now you shall know me... as the new Dark One. How about a little fealty? Kiss - my - boot!

[Regina enters Mr. Gold's pawnshop]

Mr. Gold:
Regina. Shall I move some things, make a bit of space for your rage?

Mr. Gold:
I like small weapons, you see. The needle; the pen; the fine point of a deal.

Mr. Gold:
Two people with a common goal can accomplish many things. Two people with a common enemy... can accomplish even more.

Regina Mills:
[about Emma's association with Mr. Gold] He's a snake, Ms. Swan. You need to be careful who you get into bed with.

Regina Mills:
You didn't pick a great friend in Mr. Gold, Ms. Swan. But he does make a superlative enemy. [smiles] Enjoy that!

Bossy:
Welcome to the world, dwarf.

Bossy:
OK, folks, grab a lantern and move out. Today is the first day of the rest of your lives. Welcome to the mines!

Bossy:
There are no female dwarves. Dwarves don't fall in love; dwarves don't get married; and dwarves don't have children.

Dreamy:
I believe you can do anything you want, as long as you can dream it.

Dreamy:
You're the woman I saw in my dreams, right before I hatched last year.

Nova:
[incredulous] You're one?

Dreamy:
I know. I look young for my age.

Dreamy:
You've seen a lot of this world, haven't you?

Nova:
From a distance, yes.

Dreamy:
What's wrong with that?

Nova:
Flying over the world and being part of it aren't exactly the same thing.

Dreamy:
At least you've seen the world. Me, I live in the mines underground. All I ever see is diamonds and dirt and dwarves.

Bossy:
What's the matter? You barely touched your food.

Dreamy:
I don't know. I can't eat. I can't sleep. I don't feel at all like myself. Maybe I should've Doc take a look at me.

Bossy:
You're gonna trust a dwarf that got his medical degree from a pickaxe?

Belle:
[about love] It's the most wonderful and amazing thing in the world. Love is hope, fuels our dreams. And if you're in it, you need to enjoy it. Because love doesn't always last forever.

Belle:
Now go, find your love. Find your hope. Find your dreams.

[Mary Margaret and Leroy are trying unsuccessfully to sell their candles on the miner's day fair]

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
This isn't working.

Leroy:
You're right. We should pack it up.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Now you're quitting.

Leroy:
If the customers won't come to us, we gotta go to them - door to door.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
If they hate us here, what makes you think they'll like us in their homes?

Leroy:
Exactly. They'll pay us just to leave.

[Leroy has caused a power cut in the entire town]

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
What are you doing?

Leroy:
I'm selling candles, sister.

[Mary Margaret is regretting the mistakes she made with David]

Leroy:
What about your good memories?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
What do you mean?

Leroy:
Didn't you have moments with him that you love? Do you regret that?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
No, of course not.

Leroy:
Isn't that what life's about? Holdin' on to your good memories. All I wanted was a moment with Astrid. One moment to give me hope that any dream's possible. You've had all that, Mary Margaret. So stop feeling sorry for yourself, and enjoy it. Because I haven't.

Nova:
I love you! Don't you love me?

Dreamy:
I'm a dwarf. I can't love.

[Dreamy has broken his axe]

Dreamy/Grumpy:
Bossy. Hand me another axe.

Bossy:
[does so] Here you are, Dreamy.

[Dreamy takes the axe, on which appears a new name]

Dreamy/Grumpy:
It's 'Grumpy' now.

Bossy:
What's the matter. You barely touched your food.

Grumpy:
I don't know, I can't eat, I can't sleep. I don't feel at all like myself. Maybe I should have Doc take a look at me?

Bossy:
You gonna trust a dwarf who got his medical degree from a pick axe?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
[Leroy is standing on the roof of a building] Leroy! What are you doing? Please don't do it.

Leroy:
I'm not gonna jump!

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
You're not?

Leroy:
No, are you crazy? I could hit someone. You know how much damage I could do? I'm solidly built.

Belle:
Love is hope, it fuels our dreams. And if you're in it, you need to enjoy it. Because love doesn't always last forever.

Genie:
You've awakened the genie of Agrabah. You're entitled to three wishes, no more, no less. But you must know that magic has its limits. You cannot wish for life nor death, you cannot wish for love, you cannot wish for more wishes. And once spoken, a wish cannot be undone, no matter what the consequences. So - tell me your first wish.

Sidney Glass:
I can grant your wish.

Sidney Glass:
You wanna show this town who the mayor really is? I can help.

Emma Swan:
It's gonna be kinda hard to do from inside her pocket.

Sidney Glass:
Sometimes doing a bad thing for a good reason is OK, right?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Yeah. I mean, maybe you're doing something wrong, but if it's what's meant to be, if it's what's right, does that really make you a bad person?

Regina Mills:
[to Emma] You're not thinking about Henry or his safety. Just ways around me.

Regina Mills:
You see me as a villain, Ms. Swan. But that's just your perception, and you're wrong. Learn your place in this town, or soon enough, you won't be in it.

Sidney Glass:
[referring to Regina] Well, if you can't beat her... drink.

[King Leopold has given his last wish to the genie]

Genie:
In my time, I have granted 1,001 wishes; and I have seen them end poorly 1,001 times. Making a wish comes with a price. And that is why I will *never* use this wish.

Evil Queen:
No matter how hard I try to please the king... he will never love me the way he loved his first wife. I'm trapped by the memory of the life they used to share.

Genie:
I know about being trapped, more than anyone. Maybe this will lift your spirits.

[he gives her a mirror]

Genie:
So you... can see yourself... the way I see you.

Evil Queen:
And how do you see me?

Genie:
As the fairest in all the land.

King Leopold:
Love makes people do foolish things.

Evil Queen:
Well, looks like you got your wish. You *will* be with me - forever.

[after the genie gets trapped inside the Queen's mirror]

Tinker Bell:
I thought you'd only risk your life for love or revenge?

Captain Hook:
One other important thing - me.

Felix:
Outwitting the Evil Queen in less than a day. That's impressive.

Peter Pan:
She loves the boy. That makes her weak.

Mother Superior:
Good luck, Snow. Have faith.

Snow White:
That's easy to say when you have magic wings and a wand.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
And do you know what I saw when I looked inside? Hope.

Henry Mills:
Looks like fairy tales to me.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
And what exactly do you think fairy tales are? They are a reminder that our lives will get better if we just hold onto hope. Your happy ending may not be what you expect, but that is what will make it so special.

Captain Hook:
His curse remains. Can you stop it? Or should we all start preparing our souls. 'Cause mine's going to take some time.

Malcolm:
You can stop this. Remove the dagger. We can start over. We can have a happy ending.

Mr. Gold:
Ah, but I'm a villain. And villains don't get happy endings.

Regina Mills:
Henry, I was wrong, too. It wasn't your fault. It's mine. I cast the curse out of vengeance. And I'm... I'm the villain. You heard Mr. Gold. Villains don't get happy endings.

Henry Mills:
You're not a villain. You're my mom.

Captain Hook:
Look who's still a fairy.

Tinker Bell:
Look who's still a pirate.

Captain Hook:
There's not a day that will go by that I won't think of you.

Emma Swan:
Good.

Prince Charming:
I had a brother too, you know. A twin. He died before I ever met him.

Captain Hook:
There were two of you? I can barely stomach one.

Prince Charming:
Ah, you would've liked him, he was thief and a liar.

Captain Hook:
Yeah, you would've liked my brother, he could be a stubborn arse.

Emma Swan:
Henry I promise you this is real. Kid, it's operation cobra rescue, it's us.

Emma Swan:
Please, you couldn't handle it.

Captain Hook:
Perhaps you're the one who couldn't handle it.

Captain Hook:
Do you need a hand, love?

Emma Swan:
Is that a joke?

Peter Pan:
What, you think that kiss actually meant something?

Captain Hook:
I do. I think it means she's finally starting to see me for the man I am.

Peter Pan:
What? A one-handed pirate with a drinking problem? I'm no grown-up, but I'm pretty sure that's less than appealing.

Regina Mills:
What I wouldn't give for another sleeping curse.

Evil Queen:
I have a job for you.

The Mad Hatter:
I don't do that anymore.

Evil Queen:
Yes, I heard you hung up your hat. Why? Is it because of your sweet daughter Grace?

The Mad Hatter:
Because of my work, she lost her mother. I don't want her to lose her father, too.

Evil Queen:
So now you're foraging for fungus. What kind of future does your daughter have here with you? Do this one last favor for me, and you can give her the life she deserves.

The Mad Hatter:
That's why I'm staying. You don't abandon family. *That's*... what she deserves.

Evil Queen:
There's nothing more important than family.

Jefferson:
You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants a magical solution to their problem, and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Jefferson:
Now, make a hat and get it to work.

Emma Swan:
I don't...

Jefferson:
You have magic. You can do it.

Emma Swan:
You've clearly glommed onto my kid Henry's thing. They're just stories! The Mad Hatter is in Alice in Wonderland, a book - a book I actually read.

Jefferson:
Stories. Stories! What's a story? When you were in high school, d'you learn about the Civil War?

Emma Swan:
Yeah, of course.

Jefferson:
How? D'you read about it, perchance, in a book? How's that any less real than any other book?

Emma Swan:
History books are based on history.

Jefferson:
And storybooks are based on what? Imagination. Where does that come from? It has to come from somewhere.

Emma Swan:
This is it. This is the real world.

Jefferson:
*A* real world. How arrogant are you to think yours is the only one? There are infinite more. You have to open your mind. They touch one another, pressing up in a long line of lands, each just as real as the last. All have their own rules. Some have magic, some don't. And some need magic. Like this one. And that's where you come in.

Jefferson:
It's hard enough to live in a land where you don't belong, but knowing it... holding conflicting realities in your head... will drive you mad.

Jefferson:
I'm not crazy. This is real.

Emma Swan:
Maybe. Maybe it is.

Jefferson:
You believe?

Emma Swan:
If what you say is true... that woman in the other room... is my mother. And I want to believe that more than anything in the world. So maybe you're right. Maybe I need to open myself up more. Maybe if I want magic... I have to start believing.

Queen of Hearts, Jefferson:
[respectively] Off with his head.

The Mad Hatter:
I hate Wonderland.

Evil Queen:
You were right, Jefferson. You don't abandon family.

The Mad Hatter:
...Get it to work. Get it to work. Get it to work. Get it to work...!

Regina Mills:
What is she doing here?

Mr. Gold:
She came back.

Regina Mills:
You said this was going to work. That she'd take the key, that she'd go.

Mr. Gold:
And she did. But it seems that Ms. Swan is rather more resourceful than we thought. Fear not, Your Majesty. Ms. Blanchard's still guilty of murder. You may yet get what you want.

Regina Mills:
Oh, I better. The only reason I made a deal with you, Gold, is because I wanted results.

Mr. Gold:
And results you shall have. See you at the arraignment.

Snow White:
Do you know what a diamond is? It's the strongest substance known to man or beast - beautiful, precious, nearly impervious to destruction. Nearly. This...

[she lifts a pickaxe]

Snow White:
This is an ax from the dwarf mines. It's a special blade. It can, believe it or not, actually cut a diamond. Imagine what it can do to human flesh - soft, pliable, tender... flesh!

Sneezy:
[reads his complaint to Snow] "You brought bales of straw into the house last night", even though you know that I'm... ah... ah... [sneezes]

Sneezy:
...allergic.

Snow White:
You are allergic to *everything*!

Happy:
You broke my mug!

Snow White:
You're lucky it wasn't that mug you call a face!

Grumpy:
Where are you going?

Snow White:
To kill the Queen.

Black Knight:
She's crazy. She had a pickax. She threatened to skin me.

Prince Charming:
The Evil Queen?

Black Knight:
No. Snow White.

Prince Charming:
[disbelieving] What?

Black Knight:
She said she wanted to kill the Queen. I've never seen someone so bloodthirsty.

Prince Charming:
No. Snow is not bloodthirsty, she's not a killer. I know her.

Black Knight:
Maybe you don't.

Snow White:
I assume you're the man Rumplestiltskin helped me forget. What's your name again?

Prince Charming:
It's me, Charming!

Snow White:
Charming? Beginning to see why I drank that potion.

Jiminy Cricket:
How can she remember who you are, when she's lost sight of who she is?

Rumplestiltskin:
No potion can bring back true love. Love... is the most powerful magic of all - the only magic I haven't been able to bottle. If you can bottle love... you can do anything.

Mr. Gold, Rumplestiltskin:
[to Mary Margaret/Snow White, respectively] Let's just say... I'm invested in your future.

[on the question why he is helping her]

[David is asking Mary Margaret if she had been involved in Kathryn's murder]

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
When your phone records came back, when I found you wandering in the woods, when everyone thought you killed Kathryn, I stood by you. I never once doubted you. And now that everything is pointing to me... you actually think I am capable of that kind of evil? - Get... out.

Henry Mills:
[referring to Mary Margaret] So you think someone's setting her up?

Emma Swan:
It's the only thing that makes sense. The only problem is, nobody's got a motive.

Henry Mills:
My mom does.

Emma Swan:
Regina?

Henry Mills:
She hates Snow White. Hey, you wanted a motive.

Emma Swan:
Well, I don't think, "She hates Snow White" will hold up in a court, Henry.

Regina Mills:
I always believe that evil isn't born. It's made.

David Nolan:
All due respect, Regina, I don't think you know much about evil.

[... ]

Regina Mills:
Evil doesn't always look evil. Sometimes it's staring right at us, and we don't even realize it.

Emma Swan:
I need help.

Mr. Gold:
From me?

Emma Swan:
Every time I've gone up against Regina, I've lost, except for once, when I became sheriff, when you helped.

Mr. Gold:
As I recall, you don't exactly approve of my methods.

Emma Swan:
I approve of your results. And this time, I have something more important than a job. I need to save my friend.

Mr. Gold:
And you're willing to go as far as it takes?

Emma Swan:
Farther.

Mr. Gold:
Now we're talking.

Prince Charming:
I love you, Snow.

Snow White:
But I don't love you. I don't even remember you.

Prince Charming:
Well, I don't care. The only thing I care about is that you don't forget who you really are. I would rather die than let you fill your heart with darkness.

Snow White:
You would really die for me?

Prince Charming:
Does it look like I'm making this up?

Snow White:
No one's ever done anything like this for me before. No one's ever been willing to die for me.

Prince Charming:
No one you can remember.

Snow White:
I will find you! I will always find you.

Snow White:
King George took James. I have to get him back.

Grumpy:
No, Snow, you can't do it.

Snow White:
I can't let the King just kill him. He came back for me. It doesn't matter what happens to me now. I have to try.

Grumpy:
That's not what I meant. What I meant was, you can't do it alone. [he exchanges looks with his fellow dwarves] But luckily, you won't have to. Let's show that King what Snow White and seven dwarves can really do!

Emma Swan:
Henry, what are you doing here? Why aren't you in school?

Henry Mills:
We have to help Ms. Blanchard.

Emma Swan:
I am helping her. That's why I'm searching the apartment. But you got to go home.

Henry Mills:
Not gonna happen.

Emma Swan:
[giving in] Just stay out of the way.

Henry Mills:
So what are we looking for?

Emma Swan:
I'm trying to see if maybe someone broke in. Looking for busted door jambs, broken glass, muddy boot prints, that kind of thing.

Henry Mills:
So you think someone's setting her up?

Emma Swan:
It's the only thing that makes sense. The only problem is nobody's got a motive.

Henry Mills:
My mom does.

Emma Swan:
Regina?

Henry Mills:
She hates Snow White.

[Emma looks at Henry skeptically]

Henry Mills:
Hey, you wanted a motive.

Emma Swan:
Well, I don't think "she hates Snow White" will hold up in a court, Henry.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
The heating vent? Emma, I don't even know where the heating vent in my bedroom is!

Emma Swan:
Well, someone did. And they put a hunting knife in there. I checked for signs of a break-in, but there weren't any.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
You don't believe me?

Emma Swan:
Of course I do. But what I think doesn't matter. The evidence is piling up by the hour.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Okay, what are you saying?

Emma Swan:
I'm saying you should think about hiring a lawyer.

Mr. Gold:
[entering] An excellent idea.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Mr. Gold.

Emma Swan:
What are you doing here?

Mr. Gold:
Offering my legal services.

Emma Swan:
You're a lawyer?

Mr. Gold:
Ever wondered why I was so adept at contracts?

August W. Booth:
I don't think that hot chocolate's gonna drink itself. You're upset about your teacher, aren't you?

Henry Mills:
She didn't do it. Why can't anyone see that?

August W. Booth:
'Cause most people just see what's right in front of them. I don't think you're gonna find the answers you want at the bottom of that mug.

Henry Mills:
Then where?

August W. Booth:
That a book in your bag? You know I'm a writer. So I'm partial to finding my answers in a literary form.

Henry Mills:
It's just a book.

August W. Booth:
Is it?

Henry Mills:
Yeah.

August W. Booth:
I think we both know that that's not the case.

[to Ruby]

August W. Booth:
Can I get a water, please?

Henry Mills:
What do you know about it?

August W. Booth:
I know it's a book of stories.

Henry Mills:
Aren't all books?

August W. Booth:
Stories that really happened.

Henry Mills:
You think my book is real?

August W. Booth:
As real as I am.

Henry Mills:
How do you know?

August W. Booth:
Let's just say that, uh, I'm a believer. And I want to help others see the light. That, my friend, is why I'm here.

Henry Mills:
But I already believe.

August W. Booth:
Well, I'm not here for you, buddy. I'm here for Emma.

Henry Mills:
So you want to get her to believe? Why don't you just tell her?

August W. Booth:
Well, there are some people, like you and me, we can go on faith. But others, like Emma, they need proof.

Henry Mills:
Last time I tried to find proof, I got trapped in a sinkhole.

August W. Booth:
There *are* less dangerous places to look.

Rumplestiltskin:
Evil isn't born, dearie, it's made.

Anna:
Have you seen these bruises?

Elsa:
Have you seen Hans' eye?

Anna:
Oh, yeah, totally worth it.

Emma Swan:
Looks like the world just came to Storybrooke.

Emma Swan:
Murder is a bad first impression.

Emma Swan:
Your ribs are broken.

Captain Hook:
That must be why it hurts when I laugh.

Captain Hook:
[to Emma] Let's talk about something I am interested in - my hook. May I have it back? Or is there another attachment you'd prefer?

Captain Hook:
I did some quality damage to my foe.

Emma Swan:
You hurt Belle.

Captain Hook:
I hurt his heart. Belle's just where he keeps it.

Emma Swan:
Keep smiling, buddy. You're chained down. He's on his feet, immortal, has magic, and you hurt his girl. If I were to pick dead guy of the year... I'd pick you.

[David is trying to unlock the stranger's phone]

David Nolan:
Leroy, can you get it open or something? Hack it?

Leroy:
Well, you do understand that computer hacking and pickax hacking are different.

[the townspeople are discussing the stranger, the first outsider coming into Storybrooke]

Ruby:
So, whatever has kept random people from stumbling into Storybrooke for the last 28 years...

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
It's gone.

David Nolan:
Anyone could drive in. Why are my instincts telling me that's a bad thing?

Leroy:
'cause you've seen E.T. or Splash, or any other movie where they find somet'n' magical and study it to death. Think what they'd do to a werewolf.

[Ruby gives him a look]

Rumplestiltskin:
[introducing himself] Stiltskin. Rumple Von Stiltskin.

Victor Frankenstein:
A foreigner.

Rumplestiltskin:
What tipped you off? My rosy complexion?

Victor Frankenstein:
Are you a philanthropist?

Rumplestiltskin:
Well, I've been called worse.

Dr. Whale:
[referring to the stranger] Gold. You fixed me. Now fix him. It will take you seconds, and cost you nothing.

Mr. Gold:
No.

Dr. Whale:
No? Just... "no"?

Mr. Gold:
I owe you nothing, Whale. I owe none of you anything, and some of you owe me. So, yeah - just, no. Oh, and point of interest, the driver? He saw me throwing some magic. So, instead of trying to get him outta here, you better be hoping he dies, because if he doesn't, he's gonna be driving tour buses up and down Main Street. So glad I don't give a damn!

Cora:
Hello, Rumple.

Mr. Gold:
Well, I expected this was just a matter of time. Had hoped you were dead, but hey - disappointment's just part of life, I'm sure we can agree on that.

Cora:
Mm, the crocodile snaps at the little bird. And after I brought you a gift.

Mr. Gold:
Yeah, did you bring the antidote, too?

[Regina is cross with Cora for framing her for Archie Hopper's alleged murder]

Regina Mills:
Come with me. We're going to town.

Cora:
It's the middle of the night.

Regina Mills:
I don't care. We'll wake them up - Emma and Henry and the two idiots, and you can tell them how you lied. You owe me that.

Cora:
And then you'll let us start over?

Regina Mills:
I don't see that happening, Mother. But I am- I *was* trying so hard to be worthy of Henry. And I deserve the same thing from you.

[Frankenstein senior is furious about Victor using his dead brother for his experiments]

Victor Frankenstein:
It can work! I did this for you too, Father. I wanted you to have two sons again.

Alphonse:
And now I have none!

Dr. Whale:
I wanted my name to stand for life. But everybody just thinks it's the name of a monster.

[he chuckles]

Dr. Whale:
I guess they're right about that. Rumplestiltskin says that... magic has a price. But from where I'm sitting, seems that science does, too.

Ruby:
Look, you're Frankenstein. And I'm the werewolf. I *ate* my boyfriend. Regina thought she was punishing us by erasing who we were. But I think she underestimated how much crap we wanted to forget.

Dr. Whale:
Thank you. Monster to monster.

David Nolan:
You sure you're OK to do this, kid?

Henry Mills:
I was born to do this. I'm done reading about heroes. I wanna be one.

David Nolan:
Well, sometimes, being one is knowing when not to run into the fire.

[Mulan is concerned that Aurora puts herself in danger for Emma's and Mary Margaret's cause]

Mulan:
You're choosing to go in deeper and staying under longer to find this boy. I vowed to Prince Phillip to protect you, not to help some strangers find a portal to another land.

Princess Aurora:
Mulan, I was cursed to spend eternity in that horrible sleep. And the only reason I'm here is because you and Phillip risked your lives to save me. Every day since my waking has been a gift, so let me do something with it. It's my turn to help someone else.

Mr. Gold:
[eating hamburgers with Belle] You know, you should try it with ketchup. Condiments are this world's most powerful magic.

[Hook has to admit to Cora that he lost out when trying to acquire the compass]

Cora:
Who was it who bested you?

Hook:
The Swan girl. Emma. Rest assured it won't happen again.

Cora:
[chuckles] No, it won't. You chose her - and the consequences of that decision.

Hook:
Oh... Are you gonna kill me now? Go ahead. Try.

Cora:
So brave. No, I'm not going to kill you. I have something far more satisfying in mind. I'm going to leave you here, with your thirst for revenge unquenched, while I complete our journey without you.

Hook:
[smiles sheepishly] There's no need to be rash. We can... discuss this.

Cora:
Your pretty face buys you a lot; but not my time. It's too valuable.

[Regina has warned Mr. Gold that Cora is on her way to Storybrooke]

Regina Mills:
And I don't think I need to remind you how most unpleasant that would be for both of us.

Mr. Gold:
For you. I can handle Cora.

Regina Mills:
That's not how she tells the story.

Mr. Gold:
I won in the end.

Regina Mills:
Maybe. But there's a big difference this time. This time, you have someone you care about. This time, you have a weakness.

Belle:
I-I'm sorry, who... who is this woman?

Mr. Gold:
Someone you'll never meet.

[Gold has suggested they send Henry back into the Netherworld]

David Nolan:
Not a chance in hell. We'd be monsters to even consider risking his life again.

Mr. Gold:
Careful with your tone, Charming. I understand your concern for the boy, but I know Cora. Without our help, Snow and Emma will soon be dead. And then, a true monster will be on her way to Storybrooke.

[David has decided to visit the fiery room himself]

Regina Mills:
*You're* going to this Netherworld?

David Nolan:
I faced you. How bad could it be?

David Nolan:
I've spent far too much time looking for my wife. It is time to bring her home!

Emma Swan:
This... Netherworld, how bad is it? What's it like?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
It's like you're, um... lost, drifting in the dark, no one to talk to, nothing to do, except think of all the people that you love and how you'll never see them again.

Emma Swan:
Henry was lost in that dark, too, because of me.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
What are you talking about?

Emma Swan:
He tried so hard to convince me I was the savior.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Stop it. Nobody would've believed Henry's stories.

Emma Swan:
But his mother should have.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
OK. You wanna play the blame game? If I hadn't told Cora about Regina's true love... Cora never would have killed him. Regina wouldn't want revenge, the curse... never would have happened. We could spend all day trying to figure out why each of us should feel guilty, but it will not help us get home.

Emma Swan:
It's Regina.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
What?

Emma Swan:
Regina. That's who we should blame.

[Regina is preparing a potion]

Henry Mills:
Smells funny.

Regina Mills:
I know, sweetheart. It's a curse. It's not meant to be pleasant.

David Nolan:
It's gonna be all right.

Henry Mills:
How do you know?

David Nolan:
Well... how did you know Emma would save you, after you ate the turnover?

Henry Mills:
I believed in her.

David Nolan:
The way Snow and I believed she'd come back to break the curse. That's the kind of faith that runs in our family.

David Nolan:
When I awake, I'll be in that fiery room?

Mr. Gold:
Not exactly. That room is where those who've already awoken from the curse return. You, however, are being put under for the first time.

David Nolan:
Then how will I know where to go? How the hell am I supposed to find a room with no door?

Mr. Gold:
And that, dearie, is the conundrum we're all depending on you solving. Now, I say this with the utmost sincerity: good luck.

Henry Mills:
It should be me. I can go in there without a curse and still come back.

Regina Mills:
Henry, David and I have many differences. But on this, we agree. We won't let you risk your safety. It's just not worth it.

Henry Mills:
It is to me. He won't wake up.

Regina Mills:
Unless he succeeds. And if there's one thing I know about your grandparents... they always find each other.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
You found me.

David Nolan:
You found me.

[Hook has helped Aurora escape Cora's clutches]

Hook:
She was never gonna give you what you wanted anyway.

Cora:
So you freed her. And stuck around for the petty satisfaction of... seeing me suffer?

Hook:
Oh, watching you suffer is a tempting motivation, but it wasn't that.

Cora:
Well, then, you must have a death wish.

Emma Swan:
[to Aurora] OK, don't take this the wrong way, but how the hell did you get here?

David Nolan:
You will always find me, and I will always find you.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Yes. Will we always lose each other, too? Is that our fate?

David Nolan:
No. I refuse to believe that. You need to have faith. In us.

Emma Swan:
You really think we're gonna make it back?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
If there's one thing your father's taught me, it's not to give up.

Captain Hook:
I know you're hurting, Swan, but there are better ways to grieve Baelfire's death then letting anger overcome you.

Emma Swan:
Let me guess. Rum?

Captain Hook:
Never hurts.

David Nolan:
And you're sure Cora never said anything about her?

Regina Mills:
I think I would remember if my mother told me she had a love child with a scarecrow.

Neal Cassady:
[of August] You know, I gotta say, he's actually a lot cooler as a kid. Steals less of my money.

[Emma is being shown the magic bean plantation]

David Nolan:
We kept it a secret to protect the crop. Mother Superior, she cloaked the area. That way, Anton can do what he does best.

Anton:
Actually, you haven't seen me play darts, but, uh... yeah, I do this pretty good.

[Regina is surprised to hear that Mr. Gold is Henry's grandfather]

Mr. Gold:
Trust me, dearie, it was as much a shock to me as it is to you.

Regina Mills:
No. You must have known. When I adopted him, it was you who procured him for me. You expect me to believe that that was a coincidence?

Mr. Gold:
No, not coincidence. Fate. Apparently, fate has a sense of humor.

[Mr. Gold tries to find a way to bring back Belle's memories]

Regina Mills:
Finding a way isn't the problem, dear. We both know what is.

Mr. Gold:
Yeah, true love's kiss.

Regina Mills:
And I don't think our new resident feels the same way about you as you do her.

Mr. Gold:
Then I'll make her!

Regina Mills:
Well, there's the charm that should easily woo a lovely young lady. She'll most certainly fall in love with you at first sight. Oh, wait, that didn't happen, did it?

Mr. Gold:
She will, or I promise you, there will be suffering.

Regina Mills:
Finally something we both can agree on.

[Mr. Gold has managed to ask Lacey out on a date]

David Nolan:
Not bad, Don Juan.

Mr. Gold:
Don Juan was nothing before he made his deal with me.

Robin Hood:
[aiming at Rumplestiltskin] An arrow fired from this bow always finds its target. Don't you just love magic?

[as he shoots the arrow, Rumplestiltskin disappears and reappears right next to Robin, yet still gets hit by the arrow]

Robin Hood:
I know I do.

[Rumplestiltskin keeps torturing Robin Hood]

Belle:
All this because he tried to steal a magic wand?

Rumplestiltskin:
No, because he tried to steal from *me*, the Dark One. You try that, you get skinned alive. Everyone knows that.

Belle:
Actually - no, they don't.

Rumplestiltskin:
Well, they will after they discover the body.

Belle, Lacey:
You can't tell what's in a person's heart until you truly know them.

Belle:
You really are as dark as people say.

Rumplestiltskin:
No, darker, dearie. Much darker.

Belle:
[after seeing Rumplestiltskin's softer side] You're not who I thought you were. And I'm glad.

Lacey:
[after seeing Mr. Gold beat up a man] You are... you are not who I thought you were. And I'm glad. You really are as dark as people say.

Mr. Gold:
Darker, dearie. Much darker.

Red Riding Hood:
We have to move camp. They're coming for us.

Prince Charming:
No! We will not run! We said we were gonna take the kingdom back and we can't do that with our tails between our legs... No offense.

Snow White:
[of the king] How close is his army?

[an arrow hits the table between them]

Prince Charming:
I'd say pretty close.

Snow White:
What kind of general hides behind a mask? Who are you really, Leviathan?

Lancelot:
"Leviathan"? That's what they're calling me?

[he takes off his helmet]

Lancelot:
Name's Lancelot.

Snow White:
Lancelot? Of the Round Table?

Lancelot:
Not anymore.

Princess Aurora:
I want justice.

Mulan:
Tread carefully. It's dangerous to confuse vengeance with justice.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Wanna see where you're from, Emma? That's right. We're going home.

Lancelot:
Leaving is unwise. The Enchanted Forest is not as you remember it. The ogres have returned.

Emma Swan:
Ogres? Like, as in "Fee-fi-fo-fum"?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Those would be giants.

Mulan:
Have you ever seen an ogre?

Emma Swan:
Pretty sure I've dated a few.

Lancelot:
Take my bravest warrior with you. Allow Mulan to defend you.

Emma Swan:
We can defend ourselves.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Deal. Thank you, Lancelot, for always looking out for me.

King George:
Times have been good for you, haven't they? I can see a light in your eyes. Cherish that. Because that light can die, and be replaced by something else. Pain.

Snow White:
The only thing you know of pain is how to inflict it.

Henry Mills:
[upset that Emma and Mary Margaret are still missing] It wasn't supposed to be this way. I should be over there with them, riding horses, learning how to swordfight.

David Nolan:
I know. I know. It's okay; because we're gonna do this together.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
[holds Emma back when seeing her talking to Cora] As bad as you think Regina is, this woman is worse.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Why can't you just listen to me?

Emma Swan:
Why couldn't you have trusted me?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
I've lived here, Emma. I know this world, and its dangers.

Emma Swan:
Is that why you came through the portal? Because you thought I was helpless here?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
No. I came through to be with you.

Mulan:
Aurora, you've gotta keep up.

Princess Aurora:
Sorry, but I'm not exactly dressed for the woods. It's cold out here!

Mulan:
Then maybe you should've listened to me and stayed back.

Emma Swan:
[handing her jacket to Aurora] Here.

Princess Aurora:
But I... tried to kill your friend.

Emma Swan:
Actually, she's my mom. I have a feeling she can take care of herself.

Princess Aurora:
[of Emma's jacket] What kind of corset is this?

Mulan:
[of Emma's gun] Is it magic?

Emma Swan:
Depends on who's pulling the trigger.

[Jefferson is debating whether to meet his long-lost daughter]

Jefferson:
I was on my way, but fate reminded me I shouldn't.

Henry Mills:
You should. I've been left, too. Anything's better than nothing. She'll spend her whole life wondering why you left her. Not knowing... is the worst.

King George:
Family is everything, my dear. Losing all hope of having one - there is no greater misery.

Lancelot:
[performing Snow's and Charming's wedding] In my kingdom, there is legend of a cup. It has the power to grant eternal life. And so may the love between you always be strong, true and eternal.

[Snow White is comforting Charming's mother, who has been shot with an arrow]

Ruth:
Thank you.

Snow White:
Oh. It's the least I can do, make you comfortable.

Ruth:
No - for giving my son something to believe in. All he's ever dreamt of was having a wife, and a son. Fret not. It could be a daughter; but trust me, all that matters is that it's healthy.

[Ruth intends to relinquish the healing water for herself to Snow]

Ruth:
That water can lift your curse, allow you and my son to have a child.

Snow White:
But you'll die. I won't let you give your life for this.

Ruth:
That's what parents do. They put their children first. Someday, you will understand.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
[to ogre] Back away from my daughter!

Emma Swan:
[amazed, after Mary Margaret has shot the ogre in the eye] When was the last time you shot an arrow?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
28 years ago. Guess it's like riding a bike.

Emma Swan:
Yeah, but... how did you know you could hit that?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
I didn't.

Lancelot:
So - what's your child gonna be?

Snow White:
A girl.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
[at Snow's former home] I never thought I'd see this place again. This room. It was your nursery.

Emma Swan:
I lived here?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Never even got to spend a night. This is the life I wanted you to have. I was going to teach you how to walk in here. How to talk. How to dress for your first ball. You never got to do any of it. We never got to be a family.

Emma Swan:
[referring to Cora] I'm, uh... sorry I torched our ride home. I couldn't let her get to Henry. I just...

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
You had to put Henry first.

Emma Swan:
I was angry at you for so long... wondering how you could choose to let me grow up without you. But then, just seeing all this... You gave up everything for me. And you're still doing that. [she becomes teary-eyed] I'm sorry, I'm not good at this. I... I guess I just... I'm not, I'm not used to someone putting me first.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Oh...

[she embraces Emma]

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Well, get used to it.

David Nolan:
You're the grandson of a prince. Think it's about time you learned how to use a sword. Henry - I can't get 'em back without you. So? What do you say, you with me?

Henry Mills:
Can you teach me how to fight a dragon?

David Nolan:
We'll work our way up to it.

David Nolan:
[saving Henry from the genie's viper] Maybe we should have gone with "Operation Viper" after all.

Emma Swan:
[holding a sword to Pan's throat] Where's Henry?

Peter Pan:
You've got fire. I like fire.

Emma Swan:
[Hook offers her a flask] Is rum your solution to everything?

Hook:
Well, it certainly doesn't hurt.

Hook:
Sadly I agree with the pirate.

Hook:
I'm winning you over. I can feel it.

Magic Mirror:
Careful! If you drop me, I'll make sure you have *14* years bad luck.

Hook:
Just who are you, Swan?

Emma Swan:
Wouldn't you like to know.

[Emma rings a doorbell]

Emma Swan:
UPS package for 407.

[the connection on the other end is cut]

Henry Mills:
Maybe you should've said 'FedEx'.

Henry Mills:
Why are you so nervous? When I found my mom, I was excited.

Mr. Gold:
Because I have the benefit of a little more... life experience. I know that things don't always happen... the way we want them to.

Henry Mills:
Sure, but... in the book, it says that you could see the future. Why can't you just look and see what's gonna happen?

Mr. Gold:
Well, that ability is... complicated. I didn't always have it. And then, when I did... well... it's maybe not the gift one would expect. Seeing the inevitable... can be a terrible price.

Henry Mills:
But you wouldn't have to worry about stuff. You'd just know.

Mr. Gold:
But that's the great trap. The future... is like a puzzle, with missing pieces - difficult to read, and never, never what you think.

[in the Enchanted Forest, Rumplestiltskin aka the Dark One is trying to take over the seer's ability]

Rumplestiltskin:
[as the Dark One] I can't... see... anything. It's too much. It's nothing but a jumble.

Seer:
The future is a puzzle, with many pieces to be sorted. In time you will learn to separate what can be from what will be.

Neal Cassady:
[to Emma] You know, there's not a ton about my father that I remember that doesn't suck. But he used to tell me that there are no coincidences. Everything that happens, happens by design, and there's nothing we can do about it; forces greater than us conspire to make it happen. Fate, destiny, whatever you wanna called it, the point is... maybe we met for a reason. Maybe something good came from us being together.

Henry Mills:
So... you're my dad.

Neal Cassady:
Yeah.

Henry Mills:
I'm Henry.

Neal Cassady:
It's nice to meet you, Henry.

David Nolan:
So, Rumplestiltskin is Henry's grandfather?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Apparently.

David Nolan:
But *I'm* his grandfather.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
You can have more than one.

David Nolan:
So, his... step-grandmother is Regina, the Evil Queen?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Actually, his step-great-grandmother. And she's also his adoptive mother.

David Nolan:
[sighs] It's a good thing we don't have Thanksgiving in our land, 'cause that dinner would suck.

Emma Swan:
Well, who doesn't love a surprise?

Emma Swan:
Doesn't matter now. I'm over it. And you.

Neal Cassady:
Why do you wear the, uh... key chain I got you?

[Emma stops short to think this over, then pulls the chain off and hands it back to Neal]

Emma Swan:
To remind myself never to trust someone again.

Henry Mills:
You know, I forgave her. Emma. For giving me up. She thought it was the best for me then; that's why she did it. I'm sure your son'll forgive you, too.

Mr. Gold:
Alas, the circumstances surrounding our separation weren't quite so noble.

Henry Mills:
But... you're here now. And you want him back, right?

Mr. Gold:
More than anything.

Henry Mills:
Then that's all that matters.

Rumplestiltskin:
I left the front to be with you. You and... Baelfire.

Milah:
You left because you were afraid! You became what everyone thought you were, a coward, just like your father!

Rumplestiltskin:
I'm nothing like my father. He tried to abandon me! I will never, ever do that to my son! That's why I did this. For him. A-all for the boy. To save him from the same fate I suffered, growing up without a father.

Milah:
You sentence him to a fate much worse. Growing up as your son.

Rumplestiltskin:
What... but what... what else could I do?

Milah:
You could have fought, Rumple. You could have died!

Rumplestiltskin:
Oh, it's all right, Bae. It's all right. Your Papa is here. And I promise... I will never... ever leave you.

Young Seer:
[to Rumplestiltskin] There is no escaping it. You will have a son, and your actions *will* leave him fatherless.

Mr. Gold:
There's no greater pain than regret.

Neal Cassady:
Try abandonment.

Neal Cassady:
You have no idea what I've lived with. You're so worried about you. You know what I've dealt with? Every night, for more years than you could know, the last thing I see before I sleep is the image of you, you and me, over that pit, your hand... wrapped around mine. And then you open your grip. And as I fall away, all I can see is your face. Choosing all... this... crap over me. Letting me go. Now it's my turn. Now I'm lettin' you go.

[last lines]

Seer:
You will be reunited with your son. And it will come in a most unexpected way.

Rumplestiltskin:
[as the Dark One] How?

Seer:
A boy... a young boy will lead you to him. But beware, Rumplestiltskin, for that boy is more than he appears. He will lead you to what you seek; but there will be a price. The boy... will be your undoing.

Rumplestiltskin:
[as the Dark One] Then I'll just have to kill him.

Lily Page:
Seriously? We're gonna let them get away with this?

Maleficent:
We can be happy in the future or we can be angry about the past.

Lily Page:
Let's do both. Look, all these years since I've figured out what happened, I've been trying to figure out how two humans could get me away from a freakin' dragon... and now I get it, you're a pushover... What did they do? Rub your belly? Give you a dragon treat?

Isaac Heller:
It's a shame. I mean... Writing a happy ending for the Evil Queen. Well, you... you've always been a favourite of mine. Very clear goals plus totally damaged personality, with a self-destructive streak? A recipe for compelling... And of all the characters I've written for, you really do get screwed over the most.

Evil Queen:
I'm well aware.

Neal Cassidy:
So I take it you've a plan, or the whole sacrifice your life thing was just you being dramatic?

David Nolan:
There is no hope.

Captain Hook:
If there's one thing I've gleamed from you hero types it's that there's always hope.

Rumplestiltskin:
You're my happy ending. This is. Because it's my redemption. I can be strong son. If you have faith in me.

Belle:
You've always felt more comfortable behind a mask.

Rumplestiltskin:
You were the only one who could ever see past it. Past the mask of the monster.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Maybe it's a tiny colander.

Regina Mills:
Yes, because pre-teen Baelfire probably made lots of pasta.

Captain Hook:
[Talking about the dreamshade poison] You don't look so hot, mate.

David Nolan:
That's because it's a hundred degrees in this damn jungle. And I'm plenty hot.

Emma Swan:
I'm not sad. I'm pissed. Yes, Neal just died, but I lost him years ago. All that time thinking that he didn't love me, only to find out that he did, and it was too late. I can't even tell him how angry that makes me, or how much it hurt when he left, or how terrified I was when he came back. I knew the moment I saw him, I never stopped loving him.

Hook:
Miss Swan. I knew you wouldn't let me rot in that cage. I've been in my fair share of brigs, but none as barbaric as that. They force-fed me something called "bologna."

Emma Swan:
Let me ask you something.

Henry Mills:
Sure.

Emma Swan:
Do you believe in magic?

Henry Mills:
Of course. And the Tooth Fairy. And Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny. It gets me a present, I believe.

Emma Swan:
We've only been together eight months. I've had leftovers in my fridge for longer than that.

Killian Jones:
You're telling me that in this other reality, I'm an expert with such a weapon?

Emma Swan:
You're a regular Jack Sparrow.

Killian Jones:
Is that good?

Emma Swan:
Here. Let me show you how to use it. [She gets behind him and takes his arms in hers]

Killian Jones:
Oh. [Chuckles. Emma guides his arm as he unsheathes his sword and sways the blade in various fighting positions]

Emma Swan:
They say that once you become an expert, your subconscious takes over and does the work for you. Back in my world, that's what we call "muscle memory."

Killian Jones:
[He puts the blade back into his sheath] Tell me more about this reality you want to return to. Us, for example. I sense that we, uh, we may be close?

Emma Swan:
[Smiles] Very.

Killian Jones:
[Sheepishly] Really? Well, I'm starting to get jealous of the other me.

Emma Swan:
[laughs] Let's see what food Henry's discovered. I'm starving. [They begin to head into town, but are cut short when Lily appears. Emma and Killian all draw their swords]

Lily Page:
There they are. [Queen Snow White and Charming follow suit, along with some more Black Knights] As I told you, my Queen. The one-handed pirate was helping them, and the boy was with them as well.

Grumpy:
[Draws his sword] Tell us where the child is hiding!

Emma Swan:
Hey! Back off, dwarf! [Angry, she pushes him to the ground] Or I'm gonna change your name to Stumpy!

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
I know you. You're... Emma, the mad hag who was locked in the tower. I almost didn't recognize you out of your chains.

Emma Swan:
You're the one that's hard to recognize, both of you. This isn't who you are.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Tell me. Who are we?

Emma Swan:
You're my parents. I'm the product of your true love. [Talking about Snow and David] You taught me how to be a hero, you taught me how to believe in hope, and I do. And now, I need you to believe in it too.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
[Her eyes widen, then looks at Emma as if in realization] You're right. Emma. Hope is a very powerful thing. [Her warm, almost maternal smile drops and returns to a sadistic grin] Which is why I'm going to have to snuff it out of you and that awful son of yours. [to her soldiers] Kill them.

David Nolan:
Wait. [He spots Henry entering and points him out to the Queen] There he is.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
My, my. I am going to enjoy watching him die in front of his mother.

Killian Jones:
[Whispers] Save Henry.

Emma Swan:
Killian, you can't beat them.

Killian Jones:
If I can help return things to how they were meant to be, then what happens to me here won't matter now, will it? Now go. Save your boy. [Realising Killian is right, Emma rushes to protect Henry while a battle ensues between the Black Guard and Hook. Hook kicks over some heavy bags of flour, knocking out Lily and her fellow soldiers. Killian's attention turns to Charming]

David Nolan:
Is she worth your life, pirate?

Killian Jones:
I'm willing to find out. [the two men begin to duel. At first, Charming has the upper hand and nearly corners Killian, but Hook presses just hard enough to send Charming's sword flying out of his hand and pushes Charming to the ground. He chuckles slightly] What do you know? I'm a natural. [the Queen steps forward. Hook raises his sword] Hey! What about you, Your Majesty? Shall I make it quick while - [He is cut short as Charming gets back up, takes his sword, and stabs through Hook's back]

Emma Swan:
NO!

David Nolan:
I never did like pirates. [Whispers to Hook, Emma attempts to step forward, but Henry stops her]

Henry Mills:
Mom. [Henry tries to drag his mother away, but she is frozen as she watches on in horror as Charming plunges his sword in further, killing Hook. Emma is devastated] Mom! We have to get out of here! Mom! [Snow White launches a fireball at them. They run]

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing.

Emma Swan:
Okay, kid, how about an address?

Henry Mills:
44 I'm-not-telling-you Street.

Henry Mills:
I want you to come home with me.

Emma Swan:
Okay, kid. I'm calling the cops.

Henry Mills:
Then I'll tell them you kidnapped me.

Emma Swan:
And they'll believe you because I'm your birthmother.

Henry Mills:
Yep.

Prince Charming:
You never have to worry. I will always find you.

Snow White:
Do you promise?

Prince Charming:
[cut to the wedding] I do.

Doc:
It's the queen. Run!

Snow White:
[grabs Prince Charming's sword] She's not a queen anymore. She's nothing more than an evil witch.

Evil Queen:
I've come to give you a gift.

Snow White:
We want nothing from you.

Evil Queen:
But you shall have it. My gift to you... is this happy... happy day. For tomorrow, my real work begins. You've made your vows, now I make mine. Soon, everything you love, everything all of you love, will be taken from you, forever. And out of your suffering will rise my victory. I shall destroy your happiness, if it is the last thing I do!

Ryan:
[on a blind date] You, Emma, are, by far, the sexiest, friendless orphan that I have ever met.

Emma Swan:
[laughs] Okay! Your turn. No, wait, let me guess. Um, you are handsome, charming...

Ryan:
Go on.

Emma Swan:
The kind of guy who, and now stop me if I get this wrong, embezzled from your employer, got arrested, and skipped town before they were able to throw your ass in jail.

Ryan:
[nervous chuckle] What?

Emma Swan:
And the worst part of all this is your wife. Your wife loves you so much that she bailed you out. And how do you repay that loyalty? You're on a date.

Ryan:
Who are you?

Emma Swan:
The chick who put up the rest of the money.

Ryan:
You're a bail bondsman.

Emma Swan:
[stressing the gender neutrality] Bail bondsperson.

Henry Mills:
Are you Emma Swan?

Emma Swan:
Yeah. Who are you?

Henry Mills:
My name's Henry. I'm your son.

Emma Swan:
What's that?

Henry Mills:
I'm not sure you're ready.

Emma Swan:
Ready for some fairy tales?

Henry Mills:
They're not fairy tales. They're true. Every story in this book actually happened.

Emma Swan:
Just because you believe something doesn't make it true.

Henry Mills:
That's exactly what makes it true. You should know more than anyone.

Emma Swan:
Why is that?

Henry Mills:
Because you're in this book.

Emma Swan:
Oh kid, you got problems.

Henry Mills:
Yep. And you're gonna fix 'em.

Henry Mills:
[regarding his book of fairy tales] You're in this book.

Emma Swan:
Oh, kid, you've got problems.

Henry Mills:
Yup, and you're gonna fix 'em.

Rumplestiltskin:
The Queen has created a powerful curse... and it's coming. Soon you'll all be in a prison, just like me, only worse. Your prison, all of our prisons, will be time. The time will stop and we will be trapped. Someplace horrible, where everything we hold dear, everything we love, will be ripped from us while we suffer for all eternity, while the Queen celebrates, victorious at last! No more happy endings.

Snow White:
What can we do?

Rumplestiltskin:
We can't do anything!

Snow White:
Who can?

Rumplestiltskin:
That little thing growing inside your belly.

Rumplestiltskin:
The infant is our only hope. Get the child to safety. Get the child to safety and on its... 28th birthday, the child will return, the child will find you, and the final battle will begin!

Emma Swan:
An evil queen sent a bunch of fairy tale characters here?

Henry Mills:
Yeah, and now they're trapped.

Emma Swan:
Frozen in time? Stuck in Storybrooke, Maine? That's what you're going with?

Henry Mills:
It's true.

Emma Swan:
Then why doesn't everybody just leave?

Henry Mills:
They can't. If they try, bad things happen.

Emma Swan:
[referring to Archie Hopper] So, that's your shrink.

Henry Mills:
I'm not crazy.

Emma Swan:
Didn't say that. He just... he doesn't seem cursed to me. Maybe he's just trying to help you.

Henry Mills:
He's the one who needs help. Because he doesn't know.

Emma Swan:
That he's a fairy tale character.

Henry Mills:
None of them do. They don't remember who they are.

Emma Swan:
Convenient! All right, I'll play. Who's he supposed to be?

Henry Mills:
Jiminy Cricket.

Emma Swan:
Right, the lying thing. I thought your nose grew a little bit.

Henry Mills:
I'm not Pinocchio!

Emma Swan:
Of course you're not, because that would be ridiculous.

Regina Mills:
How would you like a glass of the best apple cider you ever tasted?

Emma Swan:
Got anything stronger?

Regina Mills:
You have a job, I assume?

Emma Swan:
Erm... I keep busy, yeah.

Regina Mills:
Imagine having another one on top of it. That's being a single mom. So I push for order. Am I strict? I suppose. But I do it for his own good. I want Henry to excel in life. I don't think that makes me evil, do you?

Evil Queen:
[seeing Snow White holding her fallen Prince Charming] Oh, don't worry, dear. In a few moments, you won't remember you knew him, let alone loved him.

Snow White:
Why did you do this?

Evil Queen:
Because this is my happy ending. [two guards approach] The child?

The Black Knight:
Gone. It was in the wardrobe and then it was gone. It's nowhere to be found.

Evil Queen:
Where is she?

Snow White:
[smiling] She got away. You're going to lose. I know that now. Good will always win.

Regina Mills:
Do you know what a closed adoption is? It's what you asked for. You have no legal right to Henry, and you're gonna be held to that. So I suggest you get in your car, and you leave this town. Because if you don't, I will destroy you, if it is the last thing I do! Goodbye, Ms. Swan.

[repeated line]

Emma Swan:
Seriously?

[first lines]

Doc:
You're too late.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
[about birds] They're loyal creatures. If you love them and they love you, they will always find you.

Snow White:
You found me.

Prince Charming:
Did you ever doubt I would?

Prince Charming:
I say we fight!

Jiminy Cricket:
Fighting is a bad idea. Giving in to one's dark side never accomplishes anything.

Prince Charming:
And how many wars has a clear conscience won?

Emma Swan:
How's a book supposed to help?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
What do you think stories are for? These stories, the classics... there's a reason we all know them. They're a way for us to deal with our world - a world that doesn't always make sense.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
I gave the book to him because I wanted Henry to have the most important thing anyone can have. Hope. Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing.

Henry Mills:
I was hoping that when I brought you back, things would change here. That the final battle would begin.

Emma Swan:
I'm not fighting any battles, kid.

Henry Mills:
Yes, you are. You're here because it's your destiny. You're gonna bring back the happy endings.

Emma Swan:
Can you cut it with the book crap?

Henry Mills:
You don't have to be hostile. I know you like me, I can tell. You're just... pushing me away because I make you feel guilty. It's OK. I know why you gave me away. You wanted to give me my best chance.

Emma Swan:
[after a pause] How do you know that?

Henry Mills:
It's the same reason Snow White gave you away.

Emma Swan:
Listen to me, kid: I am not in any book. I'm a real person. And I'm no savior. You were right about one thing, though. I wanted you to have your best chance. But it's not with me.

Snow White:
The future is written.

Prince Charming:
No. I refuse to believe that. Good can't just lose.

Snow White:
Maybe it can.

Prince Charming:
No. No, not as long as we have each other. If you believe him about the curse, then you must believe him about our child. She *will* be the savior.

Rumplestiltskin:
[referring to Snow's unborn child] Tell me - what's her name?

Snow White:
Emma. Her name is Emma.

Prince Charming:
[to baby Emma, before putting her in the wardrobe] Find us.

[Emma is checking in at Granny's Bed & Breakfast]

Granny:
Would you like a forest view or a square view? Normally, there's an upgrade fee for the square, but as rent is due, I'll waive it.

Emma Swan:
Square is fine.

Granny:
Now, what's the name?

Emma Swan:
Swan. Emma Swan.

Mr. Gold:
[suddenly behind her] Emma! What a lovely name.

Emma Swan:
Thanks.

Granny:
[handing him the rent money] It's all here.

Mr. Gold:
Yes, yes, of course it is, dear, thank you. You enjoy your stay... Emma. [leaves]

Emma Swan:
Who's that?

Ruby:
Mr. Gold. He owns this place.

Emma Swan:
The inn?

Granny:
No. The town.

[the curse is upon the Enchanted Forest]

Snow White:
Where are we going?

Evil Queen:
Somewhere horrible. Absolutely horrible. A place where the only happy ending will be mine.

[last lines]

Granny:
Welcome to Storybrooke.

Woman on Bus:
That a good book?

Henry Mills:
This? It's more than just a book.

Evil Queen:
I shall destroy your happiness, if it is the last thing I do.

Title Card:
There was an enchanted forest filled with all the classic characters we know. Or think we know. One day they found themselves in a place where all their happy endings were stolen. Our World. This is how it happened.

Prince Charming:
I will not let you ruin this wedding.

Evil Queen:
Oh, I haven't come here to ruin anything. On the contrary, dear, I've come to give you a gift.

Snow White:
We want nothing from you.

Evil Queen:
But you shall have it. My gift to you is this happy, happy day. For tomorrow my real work begins. You've made your vows, now I make mine. Soon, everything you've loved, everything all of you love, will be taken from you - forever. And out of your suffering, will rise my victory. I shall destroy your happiness, if it is the last thing I do.

Evil Queen:
I will destroy your happiness, if it is the last thing I do.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
We're going to win this fight, you know. Good always defeats evil.

Emma Swan:
You sound like Henry.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Guess optimism runs in the family.

Emma Swan:
I think it skipped a generation.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
When I was a little girl, I used to sneak into Cora's chamber and watch her practice magic. She had a spell book, and, Emma... the spells were in the book!

Emma Swan:
Yeah. Isn't that what a spell book is, a book that has spells in it?

[first lines]

Black Knight:
Halt!

Hooded Man:
[carrying a bucket] Food for the prisoner.

Black Knight:
It's not mealtime. Who are you? Identify yourself, slave!

[he tries to uncover the man, and a short battle ensues, which the man wins]

Captain Hook:
[removing his hood] "Slave"! I prefer "Captain".

Evil Queen:
You remember Claude?

Captain Hook:
Can't say that I do.

Evil Queen:
You killed him in the cell block.

Captain Hook:
Ah, yes. I didn't recognize him without my hook in his neck.

[the Queen of Hearts is whispering something to her knave]

Knave of Hearts:
The Queen wants to know why you've come to Wonderland.

Captain Hook:
I'm in search of someone. In her native land, she goes by Cora.

Cora/Queen of Hearts:
[removes her mask] In this land, she goes by "Your Majesty"!

[Hook has tried to rip out Cora's heart, but to no avail]

Cora/Queen of Hearts:
I'm the Queen of Hearts. Do you really think I'd be so careless as to keep my heart where everyone else does? *This*...

[her turn to grab Hook's heart]

Cora/Queen of Hearts:
...is how it's done.

Cora/Queen of Hearts:
You're now going to tell me everything and do exactly what I want. Because when you hold a heart, you control it. You have the power.

Captain Hook:
Well, what shall you have me do?

Cora/Queen of Hearts:
Get me close to my daughter. And then I'll rip her heart out.

Leroy:
Nobody steals from a dwarf!

Evil Queen:
[speaking to the "dead" Cora] I'm sorry, Mother. Without you, I never would have become the person I am now. But I had no choice. I had to do this. After you killed Daniel, you told me something I've never forgotten. Love - is - weakness. Well, Mother, you are my weakness. Because I love you.

Captain Hook:
Do you know what this is, Emma?

Emma Swan:
The bean that the giant kept. [she tries to grab it]

Captain Hook:
[keeps it away from her] Uh-uh-uh. Yes, indeed. A pirate always keeps a souvenir of his conquest, but this... well, this is much more than a mere trinket. This is a symbol. Something that was once magical, full of hope, possibility. Now look at it. Dried up, dead, useless. Much like you.

Captain Hook:
[of Belle] So pretty. Yet so useless.

[Hook has saved Aurora's heart from falling through the portal]

Captain Hook:
I may be a pirate, but I bristle at the thought of a woman losing her heart. Unless it's over me.

[during a swordfight with Hook, Emma has fallen to the ground]

Captain Hook:
Normally, I prefer to do other more enjoyable activities with a woman on her back. With my life on the line, you've left me no choice. A bit of advice? When I jab you with my sword, you'll feel it.

Cora:
Forgive us. We'd love to stay, but Storybrooke awaits.

[as Emma saves Mary Margaret from Cora, her own heart becomes the target of Cora's deadly grip]

Cora:
Oh, you foolish girl! Don't you know? Love is weakness.

[she tries to rip Emma's heart out, but for some reason can't make it happen]

Emma Swan:
No. It's strength!

[Cora is blasted away by some magical force]

Henry Mills:
[to Regina] Emma and Mary Margaret are going to come through. I know it. You said you wanted to change. To be better. This is how. You want me to have faith in you? Have faith in *me*.

[Mary Margaret has roused her husband from his sleep]

David Nolan:
You... You did it.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Did you ever doubt I would?

David Nolan:
No.

[they kiss]

David Nolan:
Though the burning red room did give me pause.

Emma Swan:
Um... your mom, she's, uh... she's... a piece of work, you know?

Regina Mills:
Indeed I do.

Mr. Gold:
Just remind me never to bet against you in the future, Ms. Swan.

Emma Swan:
Your scroll. I saw it in your cell. You wrote my name again, and again, and again.

Mr. Gold:
Just wanted to make sure it would stick.

Emma Swan:
You created the curse, Gold. You made me the savior. So everything I've ever done... it's exactly what you wanted me to do.

Mr. Gold:
I created the curse, dearie, but I didn't make you. I merely took advantage of what you are - the product of true love. That's why you're powerful. And everything you've done... you've done yourself.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Told ya. Good always wins.

Regina Mills:
I didn't catch your name.

Robin Hood:
Robin of Locksley, at your service.

Regina Mills:
The thief?

Robin Hood:
Well, as were tossing labels around, aren't you technically known as "The Evil Queen?"

Regina Mills:
I prefer "Regina".

Hook:
I will stay here with you. I'm surprisingly good at research.

Belle:
*You* will stay with *me*?

Emma Swan:
He'll protect you if the Witch comes.

Belle:
You do know he tried to kill me.

Hook:
Well, there were extenuating circumstances.

Belle:
Twice.

Hook:
Sorry?

Emma Swan:
[to Hook] You really know how to charm a girl, don't you?

Hook:
[Bringing Jello] I thought you could use some sustenance.

Neal Cassidy:
There's nothing like a green blob to get the appetite going.

Hook:
Well, I gather it has great medicinal properties.

Robin Hood:
[Holding up a bottle of whiskey] What about this? Is this magical?

Regina Mills:
Not exactly. But it is a liquid that can conjure courage, give strength, or even act as a love potion of sorts. It's called whiskey, and no, it's not magical... especially the next day.

Regina Mills:
A good witch covers her tracks, but a better one can uncover them.

Emma Swan:
I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.

Neal Cassidy:
I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan so I know what you're saying.

Robin Hood:
Apologies, m'lady. I thought you were the Wicked Witch.

Regina Mills:
And I thought you were a flying monkey.

Tinker Bell:
Snow White. That's her name? Even I think that's a bit precious and mine's Tinker Bell.

Henry Mills:
I don't like apples.

Peter Pan:
Who doesn't like apples?

Henry Mills:
It's a family thing.

Tinker Bell:
Did you ever go back and find him? The man with the lion tattoo?

Regina Mills:
No.

Tinker Bell:
Unreal. Do you know how selfish that is?

Regina Mills:
It's a lot of things. But how was it selfish?

Tinker Bell:
Because you didn't just ruin your life. You ruined his.

Hook:
Pan will have shields against magic. I fear such an attempt would end in your death, and more importantly, mine.

Regina Mills:
Okay, you wanna kill me? I can make it easier.

[Regina rips out her own heart]

Tinker Bell:
What do you-?

Regina Mills:
You wanna kill me? Well don't let the poison do it. You should do it. Go ahead. Crush it!

Tinker Bell:
You think I won't take it?

Regina Mills:
No, I'm counting on it. Show me who you are, Tinker Bell.

Tinker Bell:
Gladly.

Snow White:
Who's going to your window, Red?

Granny:
You dress like a drag queen during Fleet Week.

Ruby:
And you dress like Norman Bates when he dresses like Norman Bates's mother.

Henry Mills:
Want to be a bike messenger?

Ruby:
Bike messenger?

Henry Mills:
That's about taking things to people in a little basket.

Ruby:
Nope. May I say, I'm not so great at bike riding.

Henry Mills:
How about taking things on *foot* to people in a little basket?

Ruby:
I'm not so sure that's a real job.

Red Riding Hood:
Everyone calls me Red.

Snow White:
I'm Sn... Frosty.

Red Riding Hood:
Frosty? Really?

Snow White:
No. It's just that someone's looking for me, so...

Red Riding Hood:
You don't know or trust me yet. Hey, I, I get it. I just need something to call you.

Snow White:
Uh... Margaret. Erm, no. Uh, Mary. Mary.

Granny:
Nearly threescore years ago, I was a child, with six older brothers - big as oak trees, all of them. Veterans of the Second Ogres War. And my father, the biggest of them all. Come one wolf's time, he decided to go out and take on the wolf. A different wolf back then, of course, but... just as fearsome. They went out there to protect me. I was supposed to be asleep. But I crawled out on the roof to watch, and lay down on the thatch. They had the beast surrounded, the seven of them, with spears all pointed in at it. And then it started. It was lunging. Not at the men; at the spears. Grabbing with its teeth, breaking the shafts. They stabbed it with the splintered end, but it didn't matter. It tore their throats so fast that not a one of them got a chance to scream, or pray. Or say goodbye. When my father died, I tumbled from the roof, and I landed in the blood, in front of the wolf. I felt its breath on my face. And it clamped its hot jaw on my arm. And I moved away. Then it looked at me with eyes so black they weren't even there. And it walked away. You ever see a wild animal just turn its back and walk away like you don't matter? If this wolf is like that one, there is no defeating it. It's already won, just by existing in our world. You don't kill it. You just hide.

Granny:
And wear the hood!

Ruby:
[showing Emma the box she found buried by the toll bridge] Is... Is that what I think it is?

Emma Swan:
Yeah.

Ruby:
[turning away] I can't look.

Emma Swan:
Are you okay?

Ruby:
I don't know what I am.

Emma Swan:
It's gonna be all right. We can figure out what happened now. Ruby, you did good.

Ruby:
This is doing good?

Emma Swan:
Yeah. It's amazing. First you found David, and now this? I know you say you don't know what you are, but whatever it is, I gotta say I'm impressed.

Ruby:
[wry laugh] Don't be. I was scared out of my mind.

Emma Swan:
But you did it anyway.

David Nolan:
What is it? Did you find her?

Emma Swan:
We found a box.

David Nolan:
What... what does that mean?

Emma Swan:
We think it... we think that she...

David Nolan:
What?

Emma Swan:
There was a human heart inside it.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Oh, my god.

David Nolan:
[crying] No.

Emma Swan:
We're gonna send it out for some tests, but there aren't any other missing people.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Maybe you should go.

Emma Swan:
There's more.

David Nolan:
What?

Emma Swan:
There were fingerprints inside the lid of the box. I ran them through the records of everyone in town, and there was a match.

David Nolan:
Arrest me.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
No! David...

David Nolan:
Arrest me. Emma, do it.

Emma Swan:
David, the fingerprints weren't yours.

David Nolan:
[quietly] What?

Emma Swan:
They were Mary Margaret's.

Regina Mills:
[Sees painting put up by Mary Margaret] Who's idea was that?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Oh, I thought I'd put my own personal touch on the office.

Regina Mills:
Well... you've succeeded... hideously.

Captain Hook:
Swan - don't make a man drink alone!

Emma Swan:
I'm not in the mood for a drink. Or... a man.

Captain Hook:
I'm sorry I didn't listen to you today. I know you feel like you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders, but at some point, even though we're quite different, you've got to trust me.

Emma Swan:
That's what you think this is about? That I don't trust you?

Captain Hook:
Is that NOT what this is about?

Emma Swan:
Of course I trust you!

Captain Hook:
Then why do you keep pulling away?

Emma Swan:
Because everyone I've ever been with is dead!

Captain Hook:
...

Emma Swan:
Neil... and Graham... even Walsh. I lost everyone. I - I can't lose you, too.

Captain Hook:
[smiles] Oh, love. You don't have to worry about me. There's one thing I'm good at... surviving. [they kiss]

Regina Mills:
[to Henry] I know that look. That's five hours of Space Paranoids and too much pizza.

Rumplestiltskin:
I'm waiting! [Regina appears from a cloud of purple smoke] What took you so long, dearie?

The Evil Queen:
You know what took so long...

Rumplestiltskin:
Oh, yes, the curse. You did it.

The Evil Queen:
That's right, I did it. And I wanted you to know it before you, like all the pathetic denizens of this wretched land, forgets everything.

Rumplestiltskin:
How did it feel?

The Evil Queen:
Watching the curse cloud form? Felt like victory.

Rumplestiltskin:
[laughing] How did it feel to kill the thing you love most? Ripping the heart out of your father how did that feel?

The Evil Queen:
It was the price of the curse, how it felt doesn't matter. He would've understood. I took my life back. I had to. I won.

Rumplestiltskin:
And yet, here you are, feeling the need to gloat. Something's missing isn't it, dearie?

The Evil Queen:
Not at all, I have everything I want. Nothing can stop me now.

Rumplestiltskin:
[laughing] Not quite.

The Evil Queen:
What does that mean?

Rumplestiltskin:
The savior, the child of Snow White and Prince Charming. She can stop you. She can break the curse.

The Evil Queen:
Well, it looks like getting rid of a baby just made my to do list.

Rumplestiltskin:
Of course it did, but even if you succeed with that, you have an even bigger problem. Now there's a hole in your heart and someday you will come to me to fill it.

The Evil Queen:
You over estimate your powers of foresight.

Rumplestiltskin:
And you underestimate the price of what you've done. You shall see you will come to me. There is more you need.

The Evil Queen:
Your taunts will get you nowhere. I know you too well. You wanna make another deal. Well, I won't.

Rumplestiltskin:
A deal? You've already promised me a good life in this new land, what more could I want from you?

The Evil Queen:
Oh, to be let out of this cage, to be let out of our last deal, to escape the curse...

Rumplestiltskin:
But why would I desire that, dearie? I'm exactly where I want to be.

Peter Pan:
Last words from the Queen. Perhaps a deathbed confession from the one who has the most to regret of all.

Regina Mills:
Yeah, there's one problem with that. I did cast a curse that devastated an entire population.I have tortured and murdered. I've done some terrible things. I should be overflowing with regret, but... I'm *not*. Because it got me my son.

Adoption Agent:
Never heard of Storybrooke.

Regina Mills:
Oh, it's a... hidden gem. Peaceful, perfect for children. It's like a fairy tale.

Regina Mills:
Once upon a time there was a queen. And she cast a glorious curse that gave her everything she wanted... or so she thought. She despaired when she learned that revenge was not enough. She was lonely. And so she searched the land for a little boy to be her prince. And then... she found him. And though they lived happily, it was not ever after. There was still an evil out there lurking. The Queen was worried for her prince's safety. While she knew she could vanquish any threat to the boy, she also knew she couldn't raise him without worrying. No. She needed to put her own troubles aside. And put her child first. And so the Queen procured an ancient potion of forgetting. It's all right. If the Queen drinks the potion, she won't forget her child. She'll only forget her worries. Her troubles. Her fears. And with those gone, she - and her prince - can indeed finally live happily ever after.

Regina Mills:
I need a child, Gold. And I need your help.

Mr. Gold:
Well, I'm flattered, but uninterested.

Regina Mills:
Not like that!

Mr. Gold:
You wish to adopt.

Regina Mills:
Well, don't look so surprised.

Mr. Gold:
Oh, I'm not. I'm sure you'll make a... well, a mother of some sort.

David Nolan:
I didn't think it was possible. A hero, a villain, pirates. That we could all be untied but we were because of the most important piece of the puzzle. A leader.

Peter Pan:
[In Henry's body] Peter Pan never fails. He can't be stopped even when they think he's defeated. When they think they've won, he finds a way.

Mr. Gold:
Never underestimate the power of a guilty conscience.

Mr. Gold:
There are many perks to being the Dark One.

[Lacey has asked Mr. Gold to make her immortal]

Mr. Gold:
There is one thing.

Lacey:
What is it?

Mr. Gold:
Immortal means to live forever. It doesn't mean one can't be killed.

Baelfire:
[as he leaves for Neverland] Thank you, Wendy, for making me part of your family.

[last lines]

Tamara:
They want us to move to the next phase.

Greg Mendell:
Already?

Tamara:
Yeah. There's only one way to get what we all want. We have to blow Storybrooke off the map.

Neal Cassady:
You're unreal, you know that? You spend years looking for me. I come in town, you disappear. You haven't even bothered to meet Tamara.

Mr. Gold:
Why should I concern myself with her?

Neal Cassady:
We're getting married!

Mr. Gold:
It's never going to last. Not while you carry a torch for Emma.

Neal Cassady:
You know, you haven't changed one bit. For a second, I thought you might have. I started to think maybe you were worth my time. I guess I was wrong.

Mr. Gold:
And yet, you're still here!

Neal Cassady:
For Henry. Not you. As far as I'm concerned, you can stay the hell away from both of us.

Regina Mills:
Whatever they're offering you, it's not worth it.

Hook:
Well, considering they're offering to help me kill Rumplestiltskin, I'd say it is.

Regina Mills:
And you actually trust them? You don't even know who you're working for.

Greg Mendell:
Hook, would you mind lending me a hand? And... preferably your good one.

Hook:
Sorry, mate, I'm going to have to say no. When you're interested in killing Rumplestiltskin and not torturing the queen, find me.

John Darling:
The shadow, is it coming tonight?

Wendy Darling:
Oh, I hope so!

Baelfire:
The... what?

Wendy Darling:
A few weeks ago, right about the time you got here, this shadow, it came to the window. Only it's not attached to a body. And it can do so many wonderful things, like... like change its shape and fly and travel between worlds. And do you know why? Because it has magic!

Baelfire:
Whatever you do, promise me you'll never open that window again. Promise me you won't talk to the shadow.

Wendy Darling:
Don't be silly.

Baelfire:
Magic is dangerous! It always comes with a price.

John Darling:
You're just saying that 'cause you don't believe.

Baelfire:
No, I do believe. That's the point, I've seen magic. I come from another land. A land where magic is everywhere.

Wendy Darling:
Is that really true? Because it sounds wonderful!

Baelfire:
It isn't what you think. Magic is the reason I left. I lost everything because of it.

Wendy Darling:
Your mother and father.

Baelfire:
Magic destroyed my family. I don't want it to do the same to yours.

Neal Cassady:
I wanted to go to jail for you.

Emma Swan:
Neal...

Neal Cassady:
It kills me that I let August talk me into letting you go.

Emma Swan:
I don't want to hear it...

Neal Cassady:
Okay, but I have to say it. I wanted to look for you. I just, I... I was too afraid.

Emma Swan:
Of what?

Neal Cassady:
That you would never forgive me. 'Cause I never forgave myself.

Regina Mills:
[weakly] You have no idea who you're dealing with.

Greg Mendell:
Actually, no, you have no idea who you are dealing with.

Regina Mills:
A couple of fools in over their heads who go around stealing magic.

Tamara:
[chuckles] Stealing magic? That's what you think we're here to do?

Greg Mendell:
We're not here to steal magic. We're here to destroy it.

Tamara:
Magic does not belong in this world. It's unholy. We're here to cleanse this land of it.

Wendy Darling:
It's an island where there are no grown-ups to tell you what to do, but there are mermaids and fairies and all sorts of mystical creatures.

Baelfire:
Then why did you return?

Wendy Darling:
Because... when night fell, that's when all the children started to miss their parents and they cried through the night.

Baelfire:
Why don't they go home?

Wendy Darling:
The shadow won't let them. There's a reason it's called Neverland. Because once you set foot on its soil, the Shadow never lets you leave.

Baelfire:
How did you escape?

Wendy Darling:
He let me go, because he didn't want me. He wanted a boy.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Regina's missing and we think she might be in danger.

Mr. Gold:
Just the way I like her.

Lacey:
So why didn't you tell me sooner?

Mr. Gold:
Because magic always comes with a price. Tends to drive away the people I care about most.

Lacey:
Well, then, you've been caring about the wrong people.

Regina Mills:
[to Mary Margaret, at Granny's] If I were you, I'd try the fish special. It's right up your alley: blackened sole.

David Nolan:
Ready to tell me what's going on?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Yes. But before I do, you have to promise you won't get mad.

David Nolan:
That always means good news.

Isra:
[in Thai] What the hell is wrong with you?

August W. Booth:
I'm turning into wood.

The Dragon:
Tell me. Why have you come?

August W. Booth:
[pulls up his right pant leg] You see that?

The Dragon:
No. Because the problem is with your other leg.

[August chuckles and pulls up his left pant leg]

The Dragon:
You're turning to wood... Pinocchio.

The Dragon:
The body has a strange way of sending us signals, doesn't it? The tricky part isn't hearing them, but knowing what they truly mean.

Tamara:
To second chances.

August W. Booth:
Who knew they'd be so expensive?

Tamara:
I'm not going anywhere until I get the truth.

The Dragon:
Interesting choice of words from someone who lied about being sick.

Tamara:
It was nice meeting you.

[the Dragon produces some spectacular smoke effects from his body and comes flying towards Tamara]

The Dragon:
You haven't met me. At least not the real me.

Greg Mendell:
I have a soft spot for little kids in trouble.

Regina Mills:
[producing a key chain] You were just a boy when you gave this to me. Now look at you, all grown up. No wonder I didn't recognize you.

Greg Mendell:
Yeah, but I, I recognized you, because you look exactly the same, Regina. It's as if no time has passed for you.

Regina Mills:
A monthly juice cleanse. Does wonders for the skin.

Regina Mills:
I'll let Granny know that you'll be checking out tomorrow.

Greg Mendell:
Or what?

Regina Mills:
Contrary to what you might think, people *can* just disappear.

August W. Booth:
I was hoping... That's my problem. Hoping. Hoping that things can still work out. Hoping that I can find redemption for the mistakes that I made. But maybe some things you just don't come back from.

[Marco apologizes to Mary Margaret for smuggling Pinocchio into the present world, at her expense]

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
I forgive you. You were protecting your son.

Marco:
No. I burdened him with a weight no child should have to bear, and I called it love.

Tamara:
You should've left. I counted on you to want to save yourself.

August W. Booth:
Maybe that's what I'm trying to do. I've lived a life of selfishness, cowardice and dishonesty. And only I can cure that. Not magic, not science, just me.

Mother Superior:
[after turning August into Pinocchio again] Do better this time, Pinocchio.

[Mary Margaret tells David about her fateful encounter with Regina]

David Nolan:
Why didn't you tell me?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Because telling you makes things real, and I needed to believe it wasn't; that I could find a way to stop it, that redemption was possible.

David Nolan:
It is. Look at August.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
But it cost him... everything.

David Nolan:
You are not him, Mary Margaret, and you sure as hell aren't Regina. Which means, those are not the only two options. We'll find another way. I know it.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
What makes you so sure?

[he places her hand over her heart]

David Nolan:
This does. And I know it better than anyone.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
I can't believe I had a child with you!

David Nolan:
Who knows? Maybe you didn't. Could be Whale's!

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
At least I know how to swaddle our child correctly.

David Nolan:
I know how to swaddle him perfectly!

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
He's a baby not a breakfast burrito.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
You know what, Swiss miss? You do know me. I pick flowers, I talk to birds, I do all sorts of warm fuzzy things. And do you know what else I do? I kill. Yeah, that's right. Snow White's a murderer. I killed the Evil Queen's mommy and I said I was sorry and I didn't mean it.

Anna:
That's horrible.

Emma Swan:
[to Hook] Do you love me? If you tell me you don't love me, I will let you go.

Belle:
Where... where are you taking me?

Rumplestiltskin:
Let's call it... your room.

[he opens a large door]

Belle:
[flustered] My room?

Rumplestiltskin:
Well, it sounds a lot nicer than dungeon. [throws her in and locks the door]

Belle:
Why do you spin so much?

[Rumplestiltskin doesn't reply]

Belle:
Sorry, it's just... you've spun straw into more gold than you could ever spend.

Rumplestiltskin:
I like to watch the wheel. Helps me forget.

Belle:
Forget what?

Rumplestiltskin:
[after a little reflection] I guess it worked.

Belle:
If I'm never going to know another person in my whole life... can't I at least know you?

Belle:
You were going to tell me about your son.

Rumplestiltskin:
I'll tell you what. I'll make you a deal. Go to town, and fetch me some straw. When you return, I'll share my tale.

Belle:
But... Town? Y-you trust me to come back?

Rumplestiltskin:
Oh, no. I expect I'll never see you again.

Mr. Gold:
It appears I've been robbed.

Emma Swan:
Funny how that keeps happening to you.

Mr. Gold:
Yeah, well... I'm a difficult man to love.

Belle:
To me, love is... love is layered. Love is a... a mystery to be uncovered.

Mr. Gold:
Love. It's like a delicate flame. And once it's gone... it's gone forever.

Evil Queen:
True love's kiss will break any curse.

Belle:
You're a coward, Rumplestiltskin. And no matter how thick you make your skin, that doesn't change.

Rumplestiltskin:
I'm not a coward, dearie. It's quite simple, really. My power... means more to me than you.

Belle:
No. No, it doesn't. You just don't think I can love you. Now you've made your choice. And you're going to regret it. Forever. And all you have... is an empty heart. And a chipped cup.

Mr. Gold:
Bad things tend to happen to bad people.

Emma Swan:
Is that a threat?

Mr. Gold:
Observation.

Mr. Gold:
You know what I want. What is it you want?

Regina Mills:
I want you to answer one question. And answer it simply. What's your name?

Mr. Gold:
It's Mr. Gold.

Regina Mills:
Your real name.

Mr. Gold:
Every moment I've spent on this earth, that's been my name.

Regina Mills:
But what about moments spent elsewhere?

Mr. Gold:
[blinks] What are you asking me?

Regina Mills:
I think you know. If you want me to return what's yours, tell me... your name!

Mr. Gold:
[stares at her, then smiles wryly] Rumplestiltskin!

Mr. Gold:
So. Now that we're being honest with each other, let's remember how things used to be, shall we? And don't let these bars fool you, dear. I'm the one with the power around here. I'm gonna be out of here in no time, and nothing between us will change.

Regina Mills:
We shall see.

Evil Queen:
The place is looking dusty, Rumple. You should get a new girl.

Emma Swan:
Kid, you need to go home. Where's your mom? She's gonna kill me, and then you, and then me again.

[Mary has asked Emma about her parents]

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Henry told me that your... that you were from a similar situation to his own. Did you ever find them?

Emma Swan:
Depends who you ask.

Regina Mills:
Do you know what insubordination means? It means you're grounded.

Emma Swan:
In the world of tight spots I've been in, crashing in my car doesn't even rank in the top ten.

Emma Swan:
Thanks for the shirt. Hey, is this your mother's?

Henry Mills:
She'll never notice.

Emma Swan:
Where does she think you are, anyway?

Henry Mills:
Playing Whac-a-Mole.

Emma Swan:
And she bought that?

Henry Mills:
She wants to believe it, so she does.

Regina Mills:
[to Emma] And since I clearly can't keep you away from my son, I guess I'm just gonna have to keep my son away from you. Enjoy my shirt, because that's all you're getting.

Mary Margaret Blanchard, Snow White:
There's no such thing as love at first sight, or a first kiss.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Guess if true love was easy, we'd all have it.

Emma Swan:
Not having a happy ending is painful enough, but... giving someone unrealistic hope is far worse.

Prince Charming:
[when meeting Snow White for the first time] You're a... girl...!

Snow White:
Woman.

[knocks him over with a rock]

[Prince Charming has trapped Snow White in a net]

Snow White:
Is this the only way you can catch a woman? By entrapping her?

Prince Charming:
It's the only way to catch thieving scum.

Snow White:
Aren't you a real Prince Charming!

Prince Charming:
I have a name, you know.

Snow White:
Don't care. 'Charming' suits you.

Snow White:
[re the Evil Queen] The charges on her posters are lies. Didn't stop her from sending her huntsman to rip out my heart.

Prince Charming:
What happened?

Snow White:
Well, not everyone is a soulless royal. He took pity on me and let me go. I've been hiding in the forest ever since, trying to amass enough fortune to leave this place, escape to another realm. Somewhere isolated, where I can never be hurt.

Prince Charming:
Sounds lonely.

Snow White:
No lonelier than an arranged marriage.

Snow White:
[of the Evil Queen] She wants me dead.

Prince Charming:
So, what did you do to incur that much wrath?

Snow White:
She blames me for ruining her life.

Prince Charming:
Did you?

Snow White:
Yes.

Snow White:
We need to be careful.

Prince Charming:
What, of trolls?

Snow White:
You've clearly never met one.

Prince Charming:
Aren't they just little people?

Snow White:
You're thinking of dwarves. Show a little respect. They'll cut your hand off sooner than they'll shake it.

Prince Charming:
Well, goodbye, Snow White.

Snow White:
Goodbye, Prince Charming.

Prince Charming:
I told you, it's James.

Snow White:
Nah. Still like Charming better.

Prince Charming:
Well, wherever you're going, be careful. If... if you need anything...

Snow White:
You'll find me.

Prince Charming:
Always.

Regina Mills:
All this has reminded me of something oh so very important: how grateful I am to have Henry. Because not having someone... well... that's the worst curse imaginable.

Wicked Witch:
Gina! Robbie! Come on in.

Evil Queen:
What do you think you're doing?

Wicked Witch:
At the moment, I'm deciding what colour wold look best on your walls. I mean my walls. [Looking at paint samples] Kelly? Hunter? Pistachio? Oh, my god, I just realised that all three of those work as baby names.

Emma Swan:
Let's go steal a compass.

Hook:
First beanstalk? Well, you never forget your first.

Emma Swan:
There was a guy named Jack and a cow and something about evil giants with a treasure and a golden goose. Or harp.

Hook:
Sounds like a lovely tale. But the truth's a little bit more gruesome.

[four women are arguing about who should partner up with Hook to get the compass]

Mulan:
All due respect, I'm the best-equipped to go. How many wars have you been through?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
My share...

Princess Aurora:
It should be me.

Mulan:
You? You haven't fought in a battle.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
This is about us getting home to *our* loved ones. Why would you...?

Princess Aurora:
I have no loved ones. If I fail, you can still go on.

Emma Swan:
It's me. I'm going, and I'm not gonna fail.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
You're new here.

Emma Swan:
It's about getting back to Henry. I don't care what I have to face. - You're not gonna argue with me?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Would it do any good?

Emma Swan:
No.

Emma Swan:
Don't think I'm taking my eyes off you for a second.

Hook:
I would despair if you did.

Hook:
You're something of an open book.

Emma Swan:
Am I?

Hook:
Quite. Let's see. You volunteered to come up here because you were the most motivated. You need to get back to a child.

Emma Swan:
That's not perception, that's eavesdropping.

Hook:
Ah, but you don't want to abandon him the way you were abandoned.

Emma Swan:
Was I?

Hook:
Like I said. Open book.

Emma Swan:
How would you know that?

Hook:
I spent many years in Neverland, home of the lost boys. They all share the same look in their eyes - the look you get when you've been left alone.

Emma Swan:
Yeah, well, my world ain't Neverland.

Hook:
But an orphan's an orphan.

Hook:
Have you ever even been in love?

Emma Swan:
No. I have never been in love.

[a 17-year-old Emma breaks into a car, short-circuits it with a screwdriver and drives off]

Neal Cassady:
[appearing on the back seat] Impressive. But really, you could've just asked me for the keys.

[while driving the stolen car, Emma gets pulled over by a police officer]

Portland Cop:
Licence and registration.

Emma:
[sweet apologetic smile] Hi.

Neal Cassady:
Terribly sorry, officer, but th-this is actually my car. I'm-I'm trying to, uh... teach my girlfriend how to drive stick.

Portland Cop:
She's got a lot to learn.

Neal Cassady:
I know. But, you know... Women.

Neal Cassady:
Go. We got lucky.

Emma:
"We"? - This isn't your car either, is it?

Neal Cassady:
Huh?

Emma:
I stole a stolen car?

Neal Cassady:
[grins] Now, how about that drink?

Neal Cassady:
We've been on the road long enough. Maybe it's time we retire the Bonnie and Clyde act. So, then, I think, I think it's time.

Emma:
Together?

Neal Cassady:
Don't you wanna?

Emma:
Like where, Neverland?

Neal Cassady:
I'm serious. We could do this.

Emma:
Where?

[Neal grabs a framed map of the USA]

Neal Cassady:
Where? I'll tell you where. Close your eyes... and point. Whatever spot you pick, that's our home.

[Emma does as told]

Emma:
Tallahassee.

Neal Cassady:
We got a winner.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
When's the last time you slept?

Princess Aurora:
I don't really sleep now. Not after what I've been through.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
[understanding] Sleeping curse.

Princess Aurora:
The one time I did sleep, I had horrible nightmares.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
It's a side effect. Same thing happened to me.

Princess Aurora:
It did?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Mm, I had them for months. Charming - my husband... He used to wake me. When I cried out, he'd light a candle. He said it would capture the nightmares. He'd watch over me as I fell back to sleep.

Princess Aurora:
Sounds like he lives up to his name.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
[heartily] Yeah.

Princess Aurora:
[about her nightmare] I was in this room, this, this red room. It was... bright - blood-red curtains. There was no windows and no doors, so it didn't make sense, and I couldn't get in or out. I was trapped. The curtains, they were on fire. It was horrible!

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
It's OK.

Princess Aurora:
I was hunched in a corner, and... I looked over into the other corner. And in the shadows, there was someone else there. I could just see his eyes. He was looking right at me.

Emma Swan:
Oh, damnit.

[when seeing the giant]

Emma Swan:
You have a compass. I need it.

The Giant:
You're gonna kill me either way. Go ahead. Kill me.

Emma Swan:
You don't know me.

The Giant:
I know your kind. They massacred us and destroyed our beans.

Emma Swan:
I heard it the other way.

The Giant:
It's because the victors get to tell the story.

Emma Swan:
What's this? Is this a bean? Can this make a portal?

The Giant:
Not anymore. It was destroyed, like the rest of 'em. I wear it as a reminder - a reminder that you're all killers.

[Emma threatens the giant once more with the deadly sword]

Emma Swan:
You're wrong.

[and leaves]

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
You OK?

Emma Swan:
Two earthquakes and a jump from a beanstalk. I think my brain's still rattling around a little.

Hook:
Ooh, you're a tough lass. You'd make a hell of a pirate.

Hook:
I don't mean to upset you, Emma, but I think we make quite the team.

Emma Swan:
Who's Milah, on the tattoo?

Hook:
Someone from long ago.

Emma Swan:
Where is she?

Hook:
She's gone.

Emma Swan:
[understands] Gold... Rumplestiltskin. He took more than your hand from you, didn't he? That's why you want to kill him.

Hook:
For someone who's never been in love, you're quite perceptive, aren't you?

Emma Swan:
Maybe I was, once.

Neal Cassady:
Tallahassee, baby. We're almost home.

[he leaves]

Emma:
Home...

[she smiles]

Neal Cassady:
Who are you? You got two minutes.

August W. Booth:
Think of me as Emma's guardian angel.

Neal Cassady:
Guardian angel? I'd say you've been doing a pretty crap job.

[in a minimum security corrections facility]

Corrections Agent:
Swan, you got mail. Know anyone in Phuket? I've gotta open this in front of you. Those are the rules.

[she opens the envelope and withdraws a key on a chain from it]

Corrections Agent:
OK. Look. Car keys. Hope you got the car it goes with. Nothing else. No letter. Sorry. But, good news. You get a car when you get out.

[she is about to leave, but turns around once more]

Corrections Agent:
And a baby. Congratulations.

[last lines]

Henry Mills:
[about his nightmare] I wa- I was in this room. And... and it was red. And there was no doors, no windows. And these curtains... And they were on fire. And... I was in this corner. And... and, and, and I was looking up. And there was someone else there. She was staring at me through the flames. Th-then I woke up, and...

David Nolan:
Hey. Don't worry, all right? It was just a bad dream.

Henry Mills:
This requires all of Operation Cobra - both of you.

Archie Hopper:
I didn't realize I was in Operation Cobra.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
If Kathryn was horrible, it'd be easier, but... she's so... nice.

Emma Swan:
And what exactly would be easier?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
Nothing.

Emma Swan:
Nothing's a good idea.

Martin:
'Good' is another word for 'weak'.

Jiminy:
We're making enough from the ticket sales. Do we have to steal, too?

Martin:
We don't need to, but it's nice. We steal from them, and they steal from someone else.

Myrna:
It's called an economy.

Jiminy:
I wish... I wish...

Blue Fairy:
[appears] I hear your wish. You don't need to wish it so loudly.

[Archie has a disagreement with Regina about how to deal with Henry's fantasies]

Regina Mills:
Sometimes I think you've forgotten: you work for me! You're an employee, and I can fire you. This is my town. You will lose your office, lose your house. I can cut you down to size until you're a tiny, shrunken little creature; and this... [holds up Archie's umbrella]

Regina Mills:
...will be the only roof over your damn head.

Archie Hopper:
What would you have me do?

Regina Mills:
You take that delusion out of my son's head... and you crush it!

Regina Mills:
[over the phone] You with him?

Emma Swan:
Yes, I'm with Dr. Hopper, and guess what - you left your fingerprints all over him.

Archie Hopper:
I guess I'm just not a very good person. I'm not the man I wanna be.

[... ]

Henry Mills:
I think you can be him. I think you can be a good person. I mean, you're Jiminy Cricket.

Archie Hopper:
Henry, Henry... Jiminy Cricket was a... he was a cricket. Okay? And he was a conscience; and, and I hardly think that's me.

Henry Mills:
But before, you always said he was a guy, who took a long time to figure out... the right thing to do.

Archie Hopper:
...That kinda sounds like me.

Henry Mills:
Now it's harder for you, because of the curse. To hear the voice inside of you. To be who you wanna be.

Archie Hopper:
Why do you think it's so important that your... your fairy tale theory is true?

Henry Mills:
I don't know.

Archie Hopper:
Give it a shot.

Henry Mills:
'cause... this can't be all there is.

Henry Mills:
I thought if I found proof... But I didn't find anything.

Archie Hopper:
Well, that's not true. I was lost, and you found me, right?

Henry Mills:
You mean, you remember?

Archie Hopper:
No, I, I don't remember, but... I do remember the kind of person that I wanna be. I just gotta listen harder.

Archie Hopper:
I'm gonna continue to treat Henry, and I'm gonna do it my own way.

Regina Mills:
My relief at his safety hasn't changed a thing, Dr. Hopper. You will do as I say, or you...

Archie Hopper:
Or what? You'll ruin my life? You'll do your worst? Because I will always do my best.

Regina Mills:
Don't test me.

Archie Hopper:
Oh, I don't need to; because you're gonna leave me alone and let me do my work, in peace.

Regina Mills:
Really? Why is that?

Archie Hopper:
Because someday, Madam Mayor, you may find yourself in a custody battle. And d'you know how the court determines who is a fit parent? They consult an expert - particularly one... who has treated the child. So, I suggest that you think about that, and you allow me to do my work... and let me do it the way my conscience tells me to.

Emma Swan:
[holding up her work shirt] A tie? You know, you don't have to dress a woman as a man to give her authority.

Sheriff Graham:
So you think you can get people to do what you want in that red coat?

Emma Swan:
I'm getting you to do what I want right now.

Anna:
You're a monster. I should have known from the moment I met you. You take the most precious thing in this world, LOVE, and you turn it into a weapon!

Rumplestiltskin:
Love IS a weapon dearie... Just most people don't know how to wield it

Merlin:
Well, aren't you a clever one?

Belle French:
I'm glad someone noticed.

David Nolan:
Mary Margaret and I, we have a saying: that we will always find each other. And while I believe that with all my heart, I'd like you all to raise your glasses and join me when I say: here's to not having to look for a while.

Henry Mills:
So, what was it like, over there?

Emma Swan:
Well, let's see. There were ogres, the dead rising, people trying to kill me... and more ogres.

Henry Mills:
Awesome.

Emma Swan:
Kid, we gotta work on your sense of 'awesome'.

Henry Mills:
What are you guys still doing in bed? It's the middle of the afternoon.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
The trip back was tiring and I needed to rest.

David Nolan:
And I needed to... help her... rest.

Emma Swan:
...Uh, let's, let's go make the tacos. Though we have to make a lot, because there's gonna be a ton of people at Granny's welcome back party tonight.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
[whispering to Emma] We thought you were gonna be back later.

Emma Swan:
[flustered] Yeah, well, we weren't. So maybe next time you could put a tie on the door, or send a text, or... You know what? I, I'm... gonna go make some tacos.

[walks off]

David Nolan:
It's impressive that we can still provide her with a few traumatic childhood memories at this stage of the game.

Emma Swan:
Tacos? I cannot tell you the relief of cooking something that I didn't have to kill first.

Granny:
Don't I know it. Meat loaf back home? What a b*tch.

[Emma believes that Regina has been framed for the murder on Archie]

David Nolan:
Who'd want to frame her?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
That's a long list, present company included.

Mr. Gold:
Nothing warms the heart more than a family reunited. You have your mother's chin, Ms. Swan.

Emma Swan:
We know that you killed him.

Mr. Gold:
And your father's tact.

Evil Queen:
Leaving the battle so soon?

Snow White:
The battle's over, Regina. Our army is too great. You can't win.

Evil Queen:
Well, that all depends on your definition of victory.

Snow White:
I offer you parley - to negotiate the terms of your surrender.

Evil Queen:
*My* surrender? Fair enough. My terms are quite simple: your death!

Evil Queen:
I know I'm being judged for my past - a past where I've caused pain; a past where I've inflicted misery; a past where I've... even brought death. When I... look back at everything I've done, I want you all to know what I feel. And that is... regret. Regret that I was not able to cause more pain... inflict more misery, and bring about more death! And above all else, with every ounce of my being, I regret that I was not able to kill... Snow White!

Prince Charming:
You can't be serious. You want to rehabilitate the Queen?

Snow White:
Maybe showing her mercy is the first step.

Prince Charming:
But if you fail, the entire safety of the kingdom is at stake. We cannot take that risk.

Snow White:
You're so sure of her black soul? Sure enough to kill? Because there's no going back from killing.

Evil Queen:
That's impossible.

Snow White:
No. That's magic.

Snow White:
[to the Evil Queen] You saved my life once. And now I've saved yours. So we're even. And if you ever try to hurt anyone in my kingdom again, I will kill you.

[last lines]

Cora:
[referring to Dr. Hopper] It may take some work. But this cricket will chirp.

Captain Hook:
Aye. That he will.

Mr. Gold:
[quoting Lubbock] "We may sit in our library, and yet be in all quarters of the earth."

Rumplestiltskin:
You have responsibilities.

Milah:
You mean like being a man and fighting in the Ogre Wars? Other wives became honored widows while I became lashed to the village coward. I need a break. Run home, Rumple. It's what you're good at.

Rumplestiltskin:
You don't really wish I'd died... during the Ogre Wars, do you?

Milah:
I wish you'd fought. Don't you?

Rumplestiltskin:
Well, I-I'm alive. And I'm here with you. With Bae.

Milah:
This isn't a life. Not for me.

Rumplestiltskin:
I remember you... from the bar.

Killian Jones:
It's always nice to make an impression.

Killian Jones:
Where are my manners? We haven't been formally introduced. Killian Jones. Now, what are you doing aboard my ship?

Rumplestiltskin:
Well... You have my wife.

Killian Jones:
I've had many a man's wife.

[Jones has challenged Rumplestiltskin to a swordfight]

Killian Jones:
Never been in a duel before, I take it. Well, it's quite simple, really. The pointy end goes in the other guy.

Killian Jones:
A man unwilling to fight for what he wants... deserves what he gets.

Killian Jones:
You. I remember you.

Rumplestiltskin:
Always nice to make an impression... Where are my manners? We haven't been properly introduced. Rumplestiltskin - or as others know me, the Dark One.

Rumplestiltskin:
[to Jones] We didn't get a chance to finish our duel. Not now. Tomorrow at dawn. I am not a cruel man. Get your affairs in order. Also, you can spend tonight knowing... it'll be your last.

[giggles]

Rumplestiltskin:
Maybe I *am* cruel.

Moe French:
You're a monster, Rumplestiltskin.

Belle:
Who are you? What... what do you want from me?

William Smee:
I'm just a man who procures hard to find objects. In this case, the object was you.

Belle:
Be honest with me. Why did you bring magic here?

Mr. Gold:
I've told you. Magic is power.

Belle:
Why do you need it? Tell me.

[Gold doesn't answer]

Belle:
[sighs] You don't need power, Rumple. You need courage, to let me in.

Mr. Gold:
Look, uh... Can I ask you a question? A-about you and Mary Margaret. H-how... How does that work?

David Nolan:
[stunned] Are you asking dating advice?

Mr. Gold:
Course not, no.

David Nolan:
[sighs] Honesty. That's how we did it. Hard work, and being honest with one another.

Mr. Gold:
Well... I don't lie.

David Nolan:
There is a difference between literal truth and honesty of the heart. Nothing taught me that more than this curse.

Milah:
I let my misery cloud my judgment.

Rumplestiltskin:
Why were you so miserable?

Milah:
Because I never loved you.

William Smee:
[about a trade] You haven't heard my price.

Rumplestiltskin:
I spin straw into gold. Price shouldn't be a problem.

William Smee:
Oh, I don't want money. I want eternal life.

Rumplestiltskin:
[giggles] Only the Dark One has life eternal. Tell you what, my son. What I can do, what about... youth? Spin the clock back, till you're a little boy again.

William Smee:
Close enough. Deal.

Rumplestiltskin:
But remember - you fail to deliver, I spin the clock forward, and turn you into dust.

Mr. Gold:
It's not lost on me that I'm now here to ask for your help.

David Nolan:
Well, then it shouldn't be lost on you when I say no.

David Nolan:
Do you remember turning a butcher into a pig?

Mr. Gold:
Can't say that I do. Why?

David Nolan:
Well, he does. Apparently it was his father. I'm beginning to understand why nobody wants to help you.

Mr. Gold:
Well, what... H-has he seen Belle?

David Nolan:
Afraid not.

Mr. Gold:
Okay, so, what's next?

David Nolan:
Granny's. We can see who else you terrorized there.

[Gold has just saved Belle from being sent across the town line]

Belle:
Thank you for what you just did. But that doesn't change that you're too cowardly to be honest with me.

Mr. Gold:
But Belle, I...

Moe French:
I tried to tell him that, Belle. Come with me, darling.

Belle:
After what you just tried to do to me? You're no better, Father. You don't get to decide what I do or how I feel; I do. If either of you cared about me, you would've listened. I don't wanna see either of you again. Ever.

Killian Jones:
You may be more powerful now, demon, but you're no less a coward!

Rumplestiltskin:
I'll have what I came for now.

Killian Jones:
You'll have to kill me first!

Rumplestiltskin:
Ah-ah! I'm afraid that's not in the cards for you, sonny boy.

[he cuts off Jones's left hand with his sword]

Rumplestiltskin:
I want you alive, because I want you to suffer, like I did.

[Jones grabs a metal hook and plunges it into Rumplestiltskin's chest]

Rumplestiltskin:
[giggles] Killing me is gonna take a lot more than that, dearie.

Killian Jones:
Even demons can be killed. I will find a way!

Rumplestiltskin:
Well, good luck living long enough.

William Smee:
What's the name of the place we're headed, Cap'n?

[Jones is fitting the metal hook onto his stump]

Killian Jones/Captain Hook:
Neverland!

Mr. Gold:
I came because... you're right... about me. I am a coward. I have been my entire life. I tried to make up for it by collecting power; and the power became so important that I couldn't let go. Not even... when that meant losing the most important person in my life.