Once Upon a Time2011

Leroy:
So let me get this straight. You got a twin brother?

David Nolan:
Yeah.

Leroy:
Whose name is James?

David Nolan:
Right.

Leroy:
But *your* name is James.

David Nolan:
No, actually it's not.

Leroy:
Charming, then?

Mary Margaret Blanchard:
No, that's the nickname I gave him.

Leroy:
Hey, hold on, what the hell *is* your name?

David Nolan:
David.

Leroy:
Your cursed name?

David Nolan:
My real name.

Leroy:
What, you're David, James and Charming, and David's like a middle name?

David Nolan:
No, it's my name name!

Leroy:
You know, whatever, I'll call you whatever I damn well please! That OK?

David Nolan:
Sure, Leroy.