One-Eyed Jacks

Bob:
We brought you along because you're supposed to be the big man with the iron; but I think now I could even out pull you.

Rio:
You're probably right, Bob. You probably could put six in me by the time I put that one into you.

Deputy Lon Dedrick:
You got a lot of guts, ain't you kid?

Rio:
You're the one with the gut Lon.

Longworth:
You've been tryin' to get yourself hung for the last fifteen years Kid. This time I think you might have made it.

Bob:
What about Longworth?

Rio:
Nothin' about him. In the mornin' I'll kill him and then we'll rob that bank.

Rio:
You may be a one eyed jack around here, but I've seen the other side of your face.

Deputy Lon Dedrick:
You ain't gettin' no older than tomorrow.

Rio:
You better kill me.

Longworth:
No, there's no need for that.

Longworth:
Your gun days are over. Put him on a horse.

Louisa:
You think that to kill him, will make you a man?

Rio:
Well, I don't know 'bout that. But I know that I thought about him every day for five years. And that was the only thing that kept me going.

Bob:
This is part that's goin' to tickle you; the sheriff in that town is named Dad Longworth.

Rio:
Looky here, Lon; wasn't loaded.

Bob:
Harvey Johnson's about to be a famous name in these parts. You're about to be gunned down by a man named Rio.

Bob:
I'm real disappointed in you, Modesto; pullin' a gun on an old saddle pal like that.

Chico:
One more word and I will kill you!

Bob:
One more word, huh? Let me see if I can think of one. How about g-r-e-a-s-e-r? Greaser?

Bob:
Lookin' for these, Modesto? (throws cartridges at him)

Harvey:
(laughing) Eat 'em, greaser.

Chico:
(throws his gun at Bob)Banditos!

Bob:
You had a good life, Modesto. (shoots him)

Rio:
Get up! Get up, you scum suckin' pig!

Rio:
I don't know, Dad. You may not want me around too long. You may be retired from robbin' banks, Dad; but I'm still in business.

Harvey:
We better get down there and do something.

Bob:
Do something? Not this old horse; Longworth's got enough shotguns down there to start a war. Besides, this might help get some of that snot-nose out of him.

RIO:
You can kiss my little sister’s black cat’s ass.

“Don’t be doing her like that” Rio