One Angry Dwarf

Russell Fenton:
For a guy who spends as much time as I do trying to get a date, it's pretty pathetic that the closest thing I have to a steady relationship is my 8:30 appointment every Saturday night with Mr. Belvedere.

Angel:
Coop's an a**hole, but I love him. You know how when you love someone, stuff like that doesn't matter?

Russell Fenton:
What happened to your old band?

Adam:
Oh, you know, artistic differences. I didn't like the direction the band was going...

Owen:
So they kicked you out.

McKissick:
Hey, guess who I like?

Russell Fenton:
I don't know, who?

McKissick:
Tammy (laughing)

Russell Fenton:
That's great, man.

Russell Fenton:
Alright Russell, you've spent the last 17 years of your life dicking around, taking whatever life gave you and just waiting for something good to come along. It's time to put an end to that. It's time to be a man. It's time to get some goddamn confidence! You need to go out there, and ask that girl to the party. And then, like the Phoenix rising from the ashes, a new Russell Fenton will emerge to take the women of the world by storm! Go get 'em, you f***in' pimp!

Coop:
Ha, ha, off your head - in your face!