One Christmas

Dixon Hobbs:
Thought I might find you here.

Dad:
Well, if isn't the very sturdy Dixon Hobbs. What brings you here?

Dixon Hobbs:
My sister's money. Don't tell me you haven't heard I've been looking for you.

Dad:
Mm, word is you have some concerns about an investment she's made.

Dixon Hobbs:
My only concern is how fast you're going to give her that money back.

Dad:
Are you telling me that you question her ability to make her own decisions?

Dixon Hobbs:
[grabs Dad by shirt collar] Let's just say, I don't think it's a sound business investment.

Dad:
I didn't realize the depth of your concern.