One Crazy Summer

Egg Stork:
Ack Ack, let me tell you a little story. A story about a little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked and he had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his twin brother, but he wanted to...

Ack Ack Raymond:
Egg, where you that little boy?

Egg Stork:
No! No! But I used to beat the sh*t out him! "Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?" Aaagghh!

Ack Ack Raymond:
Great story, thanks.

George Calamari:
Hey, Hoops, you ever notice how people die in alphabetical order?

Ack Ack Raymond:
Do you realize that for every lost doll there's a little girl with a broken heart.

George Calamari:
Are you sure you want to be a Marine Acky? I just can see you having a killer instinct.

Teddy Beckersted:
That girl, the one with the braids in her hair? What do they call them? Corn husks?

Egg Stork:
Oh, thank you, I think I will have some cookies-aehah!

Hoops McCann:
Will you watch where you're going! We're heading for the docks!

George Calamari:
We've gotta make the boat!

Hoops McCann:
Boat? What boat?

George Calamari:
What, did you think we were driving to Nantucket? Come on, it's an island!

Hoops McCann:
You never mentioned any boats! I hate boats! I'm not getting on any boat!

George Calamari:
I beg to differ!

George Calamari:
Hey, Cookie. How about we stop playing all these games?

George Calamari:
Chilly dog?