Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy

[first lines]

Larry:
The following program contains scary things that happen at night, such as paranormal activity, bat catching, and hard work. Well, that last one's the scariest. Viewer discretion advised.

[as he learns to sex an alligator]

Himself - Host:
So the stories are true.

[after catching an alligator]

Himself - Host:
Y'know what we just did? We "Gator" done!

Larry:
Now, the electric stimulus will allow the bull to let off a genetic material that later on will be analyzed for breeding purposes. [turns to talk to someone off-camera] That vague enough? [sighs] Basically, the bull's gonna [snorts] right into a big old cup.