Open Season: Scared Silly

[from trailer]

Elliot:
It was a dark and stormy night, I stood face to face with the Rabid Beast.

[Boog screams, throws the rabbits and run away]

Elliot:
Let's take a short intermission.

Elliot:
Maria, you're afraid you're never gonna find someone… that you'll end up a spinster living with 2 pet bobcats.

Maria:
Actually, I wasn't afraid of that… until now.

[Elliot went to Mr. Weenie]

Elliot:
Mr. Weenie. [holds up a hot dog bun] You're afraid of hot dog buns.

Mr. Weenie:
Yeah! And pickle relish and mustard!

[Elliot went to Serge and Deni]

Elliot:
Serge. [holds duct tape] You're afraid of duct tape. [shows Reilly a splinter] Reilly, you're afraid of splinters. [Elliot went to Buddy] And Buddy. [blows up a balloon and makes a giraffe balloon] Balloons scare the quills off of you.

Buddy:
[gasps] Balloons.

[In Boog's nightmare, Boog wakes up and notices his water dish and food dish that says "Boog". He sees Beth]

Boog:
Beth! Dinkelman, we're home! It was all just a real long bad dream! [to Beth] Oh, Beth, I'm so glad to see you! I knew you would never dump me in the woods. [Beth then starts to move] Beth?

[It's not Beth, It's the Wailing Wampus Werewolf. Boog screams in terror, back in the real world, Boog wakes up after the nightmare ends]

[from trailer]

Boog:
Well, that looks nice.

[The camera shows us the mountains]

Elliot:
Yeah, we're going over there.

[The camera moves to a different route. It's called "Dead Bear Gulch"]

Boog:
Through Dead Bear Gulch?!

[Serge, Deni and Mr. Weenie hatch some eggs]

Mr. Weenie:
Ooh!

[from trailer]

Mr. Weenie:
Welcome to the scene of the crime. [turns off the light] Come on in.

Elliot:
Did the Romans quit when the Vikings landed at Plymouth Rock? [Giselle and Ian look at each other] Did the Might dodo bird give up when it went extinct? Did the Titanic calls it quits when it hits the ice cream truck? [jumps off the tree stump] Nope, nope, and nope. Sure the werewolf had fangs, Shaw has guns. But you know the one thing we've got that nobody else had? Boog's Butt!

Boog:
Where are you going with this, Elliot?

Elliot:
It's an Amalgagee.

Giselle:
Analogy.

Elliot:
That too. Point is, When the chips are were down the odds were against us, The pilot had left the building...

Serge:
We will never live this down.

[Boog throws the cart away and sits on an old cactus named Ol' Prickly]

Boog:
[sighs] It figures. There's one cactus in all of Timberline and I land right on it.

Elliot:
[off-screen] Boog, I'm okay! [on-screen when he and Giselle are on Ol' Comfy] We landed in this super cushiony pile of rose petals and clover!

[Elliot and Giselle walks away from Ol' Comfy]

Elliot:
Good thing we didn't land on old prickly. [Boog slides off Ol' Prickly] Wasn't that crazy? The dip where we went down and our stomachs went up! The lava singed my eye lashes!

Boog:
Listen, Elliot. I've had enough! This is too dangerous! And now Dinkelman's gone. You don't know what he meant to me.

Elliot:
[sadly] Yeah... [looks upset then smiles] But we're safe now.

Boog:
Safe? [he pulls off a cactus quill] (What do mean safe?!) We've never been safe! Crashing in airplanes, getting shot at by hunters, flying off the rails in a lava mine.

Elliot:
We're so close to finding the werewolf. We can't give up now.

Boog:
Now seems like the perfect time. [turns his back on Elliot]

Elliot:
Boog, I believe in you. When you want to be, you can be a super brave bear. The superest.

Boog:
I've had enough! I'm done! I'm building that panic room by myself and hibernating forever.

Elliot:
And then after that, can we go camping?

Boog:
No, Elliot.

[Elliot gasps then turns his back on Boog]

Elliot:
Fine. I take it back. You're not super! You're a pooper! I don't need you. All I need is one thing. Myself. Because myself never hurts my feelings like certain heavy-set bears.

Boog:
That doesn't even make sense.

Elliot:
Words can hurt, you know that, tubby?

[Giselle walks to Boog and Elliot]

Giselle:
Okay. Let's cool down for a second.

Boog:
(Elliot,) I stood up for you because I thought you were my best friend. Maybe you're not. [Elliot gasps] You don't care about me. You only care about your stupid camping trip.

Elliot:
[starts crying] It's not stupid.

Boog:
Go find yourself a new best friend who likes selfish deers.

[Boog walks away from Elliot and Giselle]

Elliot:
Oh... Well, you can forget about that stupid camping trip! I wouldn't go with you if you were the last best friend on earth!

[Elliot watches Boog walks into the forest]

[That night, Boog walks through the forest after he breaks up with Elliot]

Boog:
I never should've trusted Elliot. How could I have been so stupid?

Giselle:
Boog. Wait!

Boog:
I'm done with him!

Giselle:
Elliot went about things the wrong way, but he was genuinely trying to help you get over your fear of the werewolf.

Boog:
Because all he cared about was some dumb campin' trip.

Giselle:
He wanted to spend time with his best friend.

Boog:
He tied pumpkins to my chest! [tries to get the pumpkins out of his chest]

Giselle:
I'll be the first to admit - Elliot is a ding-a-ling, but he's our ding-a-ling.

Boog:
Can you give me a hand? I don't know how you girls do this every day.

[Giselle bites the rope from the pumpkin chests and they fall out of Boog]

Boog:
Elliot can take care of himself. [throws away the wig] That's what he's good at. [throws away the hand bracelets]

Giselle:
Elliot is headed into Dead Bear Gulch. He's convinced the werewolf will be hiding there tonight.

Boog:
Thanks for the tip. [pulls one of the pine needle eyelashes] Pine needle eyelashes. [takes the pine needle eyelashes off and he blinks] I'll be sure to stay far away from Dead Bear Gulch.

Giselle:
Boog, he cares about you. [Boog takes off a huge leaf] And you care about him. The Boog I know wouldn't abandon his friend.

Boog:
The Boog I know is gonna build his panic room. [turns his back on Giselle] See ya, Giselle.

[Giselle blinks her eyes as Boog walks away]

[A refection of Boog is shown as Boog walks along the path]

Ian:
[off-screen] Hey, Booger. [on-screen when he and the others are inside the panic room] You hear that? I called him "Booger".

Boog:
What are you guys doing?

Reilly:
We took your advice and built a panic room, (Just like you wished for).

Boog:
Not bad. You got room for one more?

Reilly:
Come on in.

Ian:
Wipe your feet.

Maria:
Take a load off.

Ian:
Just close the door behind you. [Boog closes the door] So where's your best friend Idiot? [to the animals] You notice how I called Elliot "Idiot"?

Boog:
[scoffs] The great werewolf hunter is in Dead Bear Gulch probably talkin' the ear off of some poor werewolf.

[Suddenly, Shaw's truck comes to a stop]

Boog:
[gasps] Shh.

Shaw:
That's where it all began, in Dead Bear Gulch. That's where we'll find our werewolf.

Edna:
But that gulch is haunted, don't you know.

Ed:
Yeah! With evil spirits.

[Boog and Ian looks at the refection of Shaw, Ed and Edna]

Shaw:
Which is why the werewolf will be hidin' out there. We've got it on the run. It's gonna hunker down in the one place it thinks we won't go.

Ed:
And where is that?

Shaw:
Dead Bear Gulch!

Ed:
Oh, right.

Shaw:
I got special camo for us in the truck. We'll take him by surprise!

Ed:
Take who by surprise?

Shaw:
The werewolf!

Edna:
Ooh! I love surprises!

Shaw:
Instead of Dead Bear Gulch, they're gonna have to call it... Dead Everything Gulch by the time we're through. [uses Lorraine] We'll blast everything that moves.

Ed:
You mean like us?

Edna:
How can we hunt if we can't move?

Shaw:
[groans] I won't blast you!

Ed:
But we'll be moving!

Edna:
Yeah! You said that...

Shaw:
Forget what I said! [groans] Canadians.

[Shaw, Ed, and Edna went back to the truck off-screen]

Reilly:
Elliot's in trouble!

Rosie:
What are we gonna do, Boog?

Reilly:
Maybe we should go help him.

[Boog looks worried when his friend's in trouble]

[As Ed and Edna tries to kill Boog and Elliot, Shadow puppet ducks appear]

Ed:
The evil spirits! They're here! [The shadow ducks begin to move] Undead zombie ghost ducks from hunting seasons past!

[Ed runs away]

Elliot:
What?

Boog:
I brought some friends.

[Serge and Deni are making shadow puppets]

Serge:
We should consider taking our talents on the road, eh, Deni?

[They made a shadow puppet hand who made a thumbs up]

Edna:
Where are you going? I don't see any evil...

[Edna sees the skunks becomes a dancing skeleton]

Edna:
Wait for me!

Rosie:
Aye! Shake it, sister!

[The skunks as a skeleton begin to shake. Ed and Edna runs away]

Shaw:
Fine. Abandon me. I got Lorraine. She's all I need.

[Mr. Weenie is in the werewolf mask]

Mr. Weenie:
Face the wrath of a true werewolf!

[Mr. Weenie looses the werewolf mask. Shaw caught him but Boog attacks him and bends Lorraine]

Shaw:
LORRAINE! Now you've gone too far! [wrestles Boog] It's just you and me, bear. Mano a bear-o. [punches Boog with his fists. Boog shakes his head] Your shoe's untied! [hits Boog's nose and Boog feels his nose] Come on, teddy bear! Free shot! [Boog growls and he tries to punch Shaw] Too fast for you! [hits Boog] Guess who? [hits Boog's head]

Elliot:
Ooh!

Mr. Weenie:
Ooh!

Shaw:
Come on, scaredy bear!

[Boog growls and Shaw blows a raspberry at him. He waddles Boog mouths and punches him]

Elliot and Mr. Weenie:
Ooh!

[As Shaw laughs at Boog, Boog growls at Shaw and punches him and Shaw bumps into a tree. Boog throws a hornet's nest and the hornets sting Shaw]

Ian:
That's gonna smart for a few days.

Shaw:
I'm allergic to hornets!

[Shaw pulls the hornet's nest and sting spots are on his cheeks]

Elliot:
Washcloth?

[Shaw rubs his face with Buddy and got porcupine spines]

Buddy:
Buddy.

[Boog, Elliot and the animals watches Shaw runs away from Dead Bear Gulch]

Elliot:
Why did you come back for me?

Boog:
Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that.

Elliot:
[as he wipes his eyes] My eyes are starting to pee.

[Shaw runs along the path, But the bullet hits him making him fainting]

Officer:
[whistles] Nice shooting, sheriff.

[Gordy and the officers found Shaw in the werewolf costume]

Sheriff Gordy:
Well, looks like we've found our werewolf. Shaw, I should have known.

Officer:
I guess he's in deep doodoo.

Sheriff Gordy:
Sure is.

Officer:
Selfie! [takes a picture with his phone] And post.

[Later the officers take Shaw to the police car with Ed and Edna who are already been defeated]

Shaw:
[weekly] Bears.

Sheriff Gordy:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll have plenty to say at your trial for posing as a monster and creating a general panic. Open season is closed. Permanently.

[Boog and the others cheer. Gordy close the back door of the police car]

Sheriff Gordy:
Take them away, boys. [The police car drive away and Gordy sees the tree rustles] Boog?

[Boog comes out of the tree. He walks to Gordy]

Sheriff Gordy:
Thought I recognized your work. [Boog smiles] You know, you're always welcome to come back home.

[Boog's frown is upside down. He turns his back on Elliot]

Elliot:
He's going back to live in town.

[Boog turns back to Gordy]

Sheriff Gordy:
I understand. You are home. [Boog smiles] Technically, I shouldn't be feeding the wild life, But I think we can make an exception. [gives Boog some chocolate bars] Take care of yourself, Boog. [walks away]

Elliot:
Eee!

Boog:
[holding chocolate bars] Woo-Hoo!

Elliot:
I knew you wouldn't go back to live in town.

Boog:
Of course not! Who's gonna protect you, Elliot? You can't go campin' by yourself!

Elliot:
[gasps] I got something for you. I was waiting to surprise you. [takes Dinkelman out of his back] Surprise! Happy Mother's Day!

Boog:
[gasps] Dinkelman! (You're okay!) [hugs Dinkleman] Hey, how long you had him?

Elliot:
It's a See-cret.

[They both begin to laugh]

[while Elliot dances with the Wailing Wampus Werewolf]

Elliot:
See? I told you. The werewolf communicates through interpretive dance.

Wailing Wampus Werewolf:
Yeah, interpretive dance and talking. I can talk. Heh, heh, heh.

Elliot:
I think he means us no harm.

Wailing Wampus Werewolf:
Whatever.

Elliot:
We need to show him we don't either. Everybody, dance now. [Boog starts dancing] Shake that tail feather!

[Giselle, Ian, Mr. Weenie and the animals start dancing too and the fireflies came out of their tree creating a disco ball. Boog and Elliot dance together]

Buddy:
Bud... Bud...

McSquizzy:
Ow!

[Roise, Deni, Elliot and bug monster dance too]

Ian:
Busting a move.

[Boog dances with the Wailing Wampus Werewolf]

Elliot:
Ooh. Impressive moves, Boog. We should call you Dances with Werewolves.

[He and Boog starts laughing]

Mr. Weenie:
Bong, I have something shocking to tell you. I might not be the werewolf.

Boog:
Got it, Mr. Weenie.

[The Wailing Wampus Werewolf howls at the moon as everybody keeps dancing]

[last lines]

Wailing Wampus Werewolf:
Just one more time.

Boog:
No.

[The scene cuts to black]

Boog:
Uh, actually, I find his story quite convincin'.

Boog:
Keep it together, Boog. Come on, go to your happy place.

Boog:
[to Beth] Oh, Beth! I'm so glad to see ya! I knew you'd never dump me off in the woods!

Boog:
No one touches my Dinkleman!

Boog:
[After Elliot suggests taking a different route] Through Dead Bear Gulch?!

Boog:
The Boog I know is gonna build his panic room. [Boog turns his back on Giselle] See ya, Giselle.

Boog:
Movies! Two words! Um, ooh-ooh! Lethal Weapon 2.

Boog:
[to Elliot] Where are you goin' with this, Elliot?

Boog:
[during the chase in a lava mine] Who puts a loop-de-loop in a lava mine?

Boog:
I'm a grizzly bear!

Boog:
Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that.

Boog:
I had this nightmare about Beth. She was a wolf with 10 claws!

Elliot:
Let's take a short intermission.

Elliot:
Okay. We got rid of our dead weight. Still with me, Boog? You know I can't do this without my BFF. That's Bear Friend Forever, FYI. For your information. LOL.

Elliot:
Code Brown. Code Brown

Elliot:
Boog, I'll write you every single day!

Elliot:
I want to tell you something boog. I thought that maybe the wampy werewolf was just in your imagination, so I just struggled to overcome your fear.

Giselle:
I'm just a doe. A deer. A female deer.

Giselle:
Don't strain yourself.

Giselle:
So you're saying the werewolf cleaned the dishes?

Giselle:
[sees pictures of Bobbie and Bob] It's spotless. No signs of a struggle.

Giselle:
Guys, how about we use the door?

Mr. Weenie:
While Shaw did not specifically mention coming after Mr. Weenie... I stand with you. I've got nowhere else to go! [starts crying and stops] Hey, Wait up for Mr. Weenie!

Mr. Weenie:
This rope is good! Although, it could use some salt.

Mr. Weenie:
[during a plane crash] Since it appears this is the end, I feel it's only right to confess. I'm not really German, I am Swiss!

Mr. Weenie:
[after he heard what Boog have said] So I am the werewolf? I'm always the last to hear about these things. [gasps] So that would mean I ate Bobbie! And Bob. I must leave this place before I eat my friends too. I mean, think of all the calories! [he leaves]

Mr. Weenie:
[to the audience] And so everybody did live happily ever after, including Mr. Weenie. The End. [he close his doggy door and went back inside]

Shaw:
Come on, tree huggers! That tree is not part of the tour.

Shaw:
Take a gander, boys and girls. We've arrived at Dead Bear Gulch.

Shaw:
The Wailing Wampus Werewolf. It's real. It's real.

Shaw:
[to Gordy] The werewolf wants to destroy you, [Elliot gets hit by a wall] your family, [Elliot gets spin by the fan] your way of life.

Shaw:
We're getting the band back together.

Shaw:
[while the hornetss sting him] I'm allergic to hornets!

Sheriff Gordy:
Okay, Okay! The meeting is called to order. Marcia, you have an announcement?

Sheriff Gordy:
[to Shaw] I don't see anything conclusive here, Shaw.

Sheriff Gordy:
[to Shaw] Shaw, only the werewolf. You're not allowed to touch anything else in that forest.

Sheriff Gordy:
[to the cops] Well, looks like we've found our werewolf. Shaw, I should have known.

Sheriff Gordy:
[to Shaw] You'll have plenty to say at your trial for posing as a monster and creating a general panic. Open Season is closed. Permanently.

Sheriff Gordy:
[to Boog] Technically, I shouldn't be feeding the wild life, But I think we can make an exception. [he gives Boog some chocolate bars] Take care of yourself, Boog.

McSquizzly:
Moose pucky!

Buddy:
[he sees a ladybug] Something.

Ian:
If you ask me, I saw this coming a long time ago. I knew that bear couldn't hack it out there. He's more an em-bear-assment. [to the Rabbits] Get it? Em-bear-assment. Ha, Ha!

Reilly:
[from trailer] Hey, what did I miss?

Ed:
What does a werewolf need a backpack for?