Open Season: Scared Silly2016

[Boog throws the cart away and sits on an old cactus named Ol' Prickly]

Boog:
[sighs] It figures. There's one cactus in all of Timberline and I land right on it.

Elliot:
[off-screen] Boog, I'm okay! [on-screen when he and Giselle are on Ol' Comfy] We landed in this super cushiony pile of rose petals and clover!

[Elliot and Giselle walks away from Ol' Comfy]

Elliot:
Good thing we didn't land on old prickly. [Boog slides off Ol' Prickly] Wasn't that crazy? The dip where we went down and our stomachs went up! The lava singed my eye lashes!

Boog:
Listen, Elliot. I've had enough! This is too dangerous! And now Dinkelman's gone. You don't know what he meant to me.

Elliot:
[sadly] Yeah... [looks upset then smiles] But we're safe now.

Boog:
Safe? [he pulls off a cactus quill] (What do mean safe?!) We've never been safe! Crashing in airplanes, getting shot at by hunters, flying off the rails in a lava mine.

Elliot:
We're so close to finding the werewolf. We can't give up now.

Boog:
Now seems like the perfect time. [turns his back on Elliot]

Elliot:
Boog, I believe in you. When you want to be, you can be a super brave bear. The superest.

Boog:
I've had enough! I'm done! I'm building that panic room by myself and hibernating forever.

Elliot:
And then after that, can we go camping?

Boog:
No, Elliot.

[Elliot gasps then turns his back on Boog]

Elliot:
Fine. I take it back. You're not super! You're a pooper! I don't need you. All I need is one thing. Myself. Because myself never hurts my feelings like certain heavy-set bears.

Boog:
That doesn't even make sense.

Elliot:
Words can hurt, you know that, tubby?

[Giselle walks to Boog and Elliot]

Giselle:
Okay. Let's cool down for a second.

Boog:
(Elliot,) I stood up for you because I thought you were my best friend. Maybe you're not. [Elliot gasps] You don't care about me. You only care about your stupid camping trip.

Elliot:
[starts crying] It's not stupid.

Boog:
Go find yourself a new best friend who likes selfish deers.

[Boog walks away from Elliot and Giselle]

Elliot:
Oh... Well, you can forget about that stupid camping trip! I wouldn't go with you if you were the last best friend on earth!

[Elliot watches Boog walks into the forest]