OSS 117: Rio ne répond plus

OSS 117:
[on the phone] I have to go. I see a Nazi.

Dolor?s Koulechov:
Life here isn't easy for everyone, as in most dictatorships.

OSS 117:
Dictatorships! Listen to you. You're sweet, but spare me your politics. You know what a dictatorship is? People are communists. They're cold, with gray hats and boots with zippers. That's a dictatorship.

Dolor?s Koulechov:
What do you call a country with a military leader, secret police, one TV station, and censorship?

OSS 117:
I call that France, Miss. Not any France: De Gaulle's France.

Dolor?s Koulechov:
You turn me off.

OSS 117:
And I don't get it! Explain yourself. I'm a remedy against barbarism, a symbol of...

Dolor?s Koulechov:
You're old, pretentious, a misogynist, full of yourself, vain, borderline racist, tacky dresser, childish, not funny. Shall I stop?

OSS 117:
A tacky dresser?

OSS 117:
[to the hippy touching his bare ass] I like what's going on, but let's agree that it will be our secret, what happens here stays here... [indistinct murmur of people agreeing] . Yes, because people don't need to know... out of context, a finger in the buttocks can be... [again people murmuring a sort of "don't worry" in Portuguese] I want it clear, because the tendency sometimes...

Hippie ''pomme d'amour'':
[in portuguese] "Tudo bem, tudo bom" [and keeps fondling him]