Other Men's Women

[behind the lunch counter at the railroad yard, gum-chewing waitress Marie hears a train whistle - her cue to get ready to meet her boyfriend, Bill]

Marie:
[taking off her apron] Anything else you guys want?

Railroad worker at Lunch Counter:
Yeah, gimme a big slice a' you on toast, and some French-fried potatoes on the side.

Marie:
[taking out her compact and powdering her face] Listen, baby, I'm A.P.O.

Railroad worker at Lunch Counter:
[to the other railroad worker] What does she mean, A.P.O.?

Marie:
Ain't Puttin' Out! Besides, I'm Bill White's girl, and I'm a one-man woman.

Railroad worker at Lunch Counter:
That's a hot one, Marie.

Marie:
Whattaya mean "that's a hot one"?

Railroad worker at Lunch Counter:
Didn't I see you down ta Fishbeck's Dance Hall with Elmer Brown?

Marie:
Oh yeah. Elmer's a kind of a cousin of mine.

Railroad worker at Lunch Counter:
Oh! Some cousins are sure affectionate.

Marie:
Nevertheless, he's my distant cousin.

Railroad worker at Lunch Counter:
That's her story, and she's gonna stick to it.

Marie:
It's the story Bill's gonna hear unless you guys do some broadcasting of your own.

Railroad worker at Lunch Counter:
Well, don't worry. Not me. I ain't gonna get in no trouble.

Marie:
[walking toward the door] Then stop shootin' off your big mouth.

Railroad worker at Lunch Counter:
Hey Marie. Wouldja gimme a flock a' donuts with small holes?

Marie:
[at the door, hand on hip] If there're any small holes around here, I'll eat 'em myself. [the men laugh as she leaves the diner]

Ed 'Eddie' Bailey:
[eying up his girl before they go out on the dance floor] Baby, you look like $700 tonight, I'm tellin' you!

[repeated line]

Bill White:
[while offering a stick of chewing gum] Have a little chew on me...

Jack Kulper:
I stopped seeing what there was to see!

Bill White:
[Slapping the more-than-ample derriere of the waitress while her back is turned] How are you, Davenport?

Waitress:
You stop callin' me that!Honest to goodness, you're gettin' something fierce!

Bill White:
Hog wild, Baby, and no foolin'. Scramble three and a cup of jamocha.

Waitress:
[Yelling to the cook offscreen] Scramble three in a hurry - it's Bill White! [to Bill] Bread or toast or maybe you'd like a bun?

Bill White:
[Implying a double entendre] No, had one last night.