Our Brand Is Crisis

Castillo:
[from trailer] This llama will lead us toward prosperity.

Jane:
[llama promptly runs off and is hit by a vehicle] It's like he killed himself rather than appear in our commercial.

Jane:
That's the world, that's politics. That's how it works. It starts out with big promises and ends up with jackshit happening. But the like the man said: "If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal."

Jane:
"It may be possible to hold power based on guns; but it is far better and more gratifying to win the heart of the nation".

Pat Candy:
That's nice.

Pat Candy:
You know, when Adlai Stevenson was running for president A woman came into him on a rally one night and said, "Every thinking person will be voting for you." Stevenson said "Ma'am, that's not enough. I need a majority."

[last lines]

Jane:
It's like someone said: "If you don't like the road you're on, starting paving another one".

Castillo:
Did you hired me?

Jane:
I'm sorry?

Castillo:
Did you hired me?

Jane:
No, no...

Castillo:
I hired you!

Jane:
No, nobody hired me. I cannot be hired. Unless you mean in the uh, you know, the technical sense, then yes, I probably was hired.

Pat Candy:
Jane Bodine.

Jane:
Pat.

Pat Candy:
So, what you're doing here? I thought you retired, or gave up or something.

Jane:
What happened to your hair?

Pat Candy:
So you still got a great sense of humor.