Outrageous Fortune

Sandy:
Well, what the hell?

Lauren:
Well, that's not his?

Sandy:
No way look at that.

Lauren:
It's too small.

Sandy:
IT'S A F***IN PENCIL.

Lauren:
Where are we? We've been going for miles and I haven't seen a single white person on the street.

Sandy:
There's one.

Sandy:
Oops. They got 'em.

Lauren:
That's not funny.

Lauren:
Are you out of your mind? We don't have two-hundred dollars.

Sandy:
Ah, chill out, wouldja?

Lauren:
Oh my god, he's going to hurt us.

Sandy:
He's not going to hurt us.

Lauren:
Oh? Why not?

Sandy:
'Cause we're gonna be raped and murdered in this building.

Lauren:
Excuse please. I vas hoping you were to... how do I to say?

Ticket Agent:
You say it quickly, I'm off in three minutes.

Sandy Brozinsky:
Look, Frank. We're not just jerking you around. Some guys are after us because one of them stole a virus that's gonna kill and destroy all the plants and all the trees all the way around. We stole it back, so now they're gonna kill us. You get it?

Frank:
Jesus. The sixties sure were good to you, weren't they?

Lauren Ames:
Frank, that's right. Think back to the sixties. People did things for each other.

Frank:
They were wasted.

Sandy:
After spending the night with Michael, Lauren comes into class with a dreamy smile on her face. Sandy: Oh myyyy... that kind of evening, huh?

Lauren:
Well, not the kind you're used to; no money changed hands!