Paradies der flotten Sünder

Ignaz Hirnbei?er:
My name is Ignaz Brainbiter.

J?ckele:
You have my sympathy. But you surely got used to it. My name is J?ckele, Alfons J?ckele.

Ignaz Hirnbei?er:
J?ckele, Alfons J?ckele? This is really stupid as well. Oh, I adore those stupid names.

Ignaz Hirnbei?er:
I used to have the same set of mustache just like you.

J?ckele:
Yes?

Ignaz Hirnbei?er:
Yes. But i shaved myself because I looked so stupid.

J?ckele:
No.

Ignaz Hirnbei?er:
Seal style.

J?ckele:
I also looked as stupid as you, so I grew myself a mustache, Schnauzer Style.

J?ckele:
What do you wish, Mr. Inbiter?

Ignaz Hirnbei?er:
It's Brainbiter! Brain! It's obviously the thing that you don't have.

Haller:
Here in Austria making coffee is real science. We have the small brown one, the big brown one, melaunche, jumper, with cream, without, turkish...

Helga:
We just call it "coffee".

Haller:
Yes, I know. And that's how it tastes like.

Helga:
[Grete thinks, Helga has hidden a man in her holiday flat] Do you think, I have a man on the balcony?

Grete:
With Romeo and Juliet often things happened.

Helga:
Aunt, what do you have against the men?

Grete:
What I have against the men? Everything.

Helga:
Why do you have a man as a chauffeur?

Grete:
Franz? He's not a man. At least not any more.

Butler Percy:
Hello, Mr. Nick. Wake up, we'll be in Mexico soon.

Nick Dreamer:
[talks while sleeping] Leave me. The girl, she is beautiful. Come baby. Kiss me.

Butler Percy:
May I remind you, Mr. Nick. that we are in an aircraft and don't have a baby.

Reporter #1:
Your TV-movie will be called "Happening in Mexico", Mr. Vogel. Can you tell something about the plot?

Sam Vogel:
Well, adventures, action, pistoleros, cucaracas, sex, sex and again sex.

Reporter #2:
Why are you filming in Mexico?

Sam Vogel:
In Africa you would ask me the same question. Should I crank at the north pole?