PaRappa the Rapper

Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken:
Here, I got a little sample!

PaRappa:
Here, I don't have a sample!

Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken:
Every single day, stress comes in every way. I ain't got no time for nobody. My style is rich, dope, phat in which... we'll make a cake today that looks rich!

Moosolini:
Alright, we're here, just sitting in the car. I want you to show me if you can get far. Step on the gas...

PaRappa:
Step on the gas.

Chop Chop Master Onion:
I need to go just as bad as you. What I had this morning I don't even want to say to you. Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door...

PaRappa:
Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door...

Chop Chop Master Onion:
Or, I will fall to the floor.

PaRappa:
Or, I will fall to the floor.

Chop Chop Master Onion:
Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door...

PaRappa:
Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door...

Chop Chop Master Onion:
Or, I will fall to the floor.

PaRappa:
Or, I will fall to the floor.

Chop Chop Master Onion:
Hatatatatatatatatatatatah!

Moosolini:
Uh-uh, uh-uh, no way! I've been sitting in my car, yes, now for days! Did you check the toilets on the right?

PaRappa:
Did you check the toilets on the right?

Moosolini:
Did you check the toilets on the left?

PaRappa:
Did you check the toilets on the left?

Moosolini:
Did *you* check the toilets on the right?

PaRappa:
Did you check the toilets on the right?

Moosolini:
Did *you* check the toilets on the left?

PaRappa:
Did you check the toilets on the left?

Moosolini:
OK, OK. You win.

Prince Fleaswallow:
Ribet, ribet, I cannot hold it. The last toilet that me had, me already sold it. In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow but now I really gotta go.

PaRappa:
In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow but now you really gotta go.

Prince Fleaswallow:
The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!

PaRappa:
The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!

Prince Fleaswallow:
In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow but now I really gotta go.

PaRappa:
In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow but now you really gotta go.

Prince Fleaswallow:
The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!

PaRappa:
The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!

Prince Fleaswallow:
Ah. A, me lose you know, I'm outta here!

Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken:
Walk the walk even if you can't just talk the talk! *Squawk!* I got a call. I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written.

PaRappa:
You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain't kidding, although nothing is written.

Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken:
Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!

PaRappa:
Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!

Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken:
I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written.

PaRappa:
You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain't kidding, although nothing is written.

Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken:
Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!

PaRappa:
Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!

Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken:
It's all yours.

PaRappa:
Ahhhh! This is life!

Moosolini:
Woh ho ho ho! Stop the car! We got an emergency, can't you see? Do you know why we stopped the car?

PaRappa:
Do I know why we stopped the car?

Moosolini:
Guess...

PaRappa:
Guess...

Moosolini:
What...

PaRappa:
What...

Moosolini:
Do you know why we stopped the car?

PaRappa:
Do I know why we stopped the car?

Moosolini:
Guess...

PaRappa:
Guess...

Moosolini:
What...

PaRappa:
What...

Moosolini:
I forgot to close the door...

PaRappa:
You forgot to close the door...

[she shuts the car door with a "Hmph!" and the car drives off again]

Moosolini:
Now just don't forget, this ain't kung fu, come on again!

PaRappa:
[gets a queasy feeling] No, no... Not now... I have to go to the bathroom!

[the car's gas gauge is running on empty]

PaRappa:
[thinks in surprise] Aaa, my car's tank is empty, but mine is full. I mean, I'm full of gas, and not the car.

[he becomes confused while trying to think]

PaRappa:
[thinks it over] Huh? No! The car needs gas but I don't!

[he gets angry and flames swell up his eyes while he tries to think]

PaRappa:
[thinks to himself] Anyway, we have to find a gas station right now!

[PaRappa runs around the gas station for a restroom when he sees a long line there]

PaRappa:
[angry, turns blue] Excuse me! This is an emergency! I need to go right now!

Chop Chop Master Onion, Moosolini, Prince Fleaswallow, Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken:
[voices] So do we!

PaRappa:
[surprised] Oh my, now what? What can we do?

[the spotlights turn on one by one in the darkness to reveal... ]

Chop Chop Master Onion:
Yah, I know!

Moosolini:
I know!

Prince Fleaswallow:
I know!

Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken:
I know!

Chop Chop Master Onion, Moosolini, Prince Fleaswallow, Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken:
Let's rap for it!

Chop Chop Master Onion:
That's a good idea!

Moosolini:
Hurry up!

Katy Kat:
[in PaRappa's imagination] PaRappa! What do you expect to do without a cake? A birthday party without a cake is like a dance floor without me! Do you understand that?

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