Partners in Crime

Gene Reardon:
Just a feeling. That's what a woman would say, isn't it?

Wallis P. Longsworth:
And a man would say?

Gene Reardon:
And a man would say "Where's the proof? Where's the evidence? There's no logical reason to believe a woman kidnapped him."

Wallis P. Longsworth:
No logical reason?

Gene Reardon:
No, not based on what we know.

Wallis P. Longsworth:
We don't know anything.

Gene Reardon:
Exactly, we don't even know if he was kidnapped or not.

Mike Pelton:
Three more questions.

Buster Cummings:
Have we considered the possibility that he has been abducted by aliens?

Mike Pelton:
That's Eighteen.

Gene Reardon:
Would the FBI still have jurisdiction?

Mike Pelton:
There's nineteen.

Wallis P. Longsworth:
All the way to the moon and beyond. Right boys?

Mike Pelton:
Twenty.

Wallis P. Longsworth:
Alright, twenty questions.

Buster Cummings:
Alright.

Wallis P. Longsworth:
Why does a happy healthy man in a normal course of events voluntarily abandon his car and leave the motor running?

Gene Reardon:
He Doesn't. He gets out of the car for a number of reasons, voluntarily, but he doesn't voluntarily abandon his car with the motor running.

Buster Cummings:
Or maybe he leaves the motor running to protect himself from the cold.

Wallis P. Longsworth:
Why does he stop and get out of the car volunarily?

Gene Reardon:
Maybe he likes the view, maybe he's got a car problem.

Buster Cummings:
Maybe he has to take a leak.

Wallis P. Longsworth:
What if the cars running fine?

Mike Pelton:
Maybe someone else has the car problem.

Wallis P. Longsworth:
Somebody broken down on the narrow bridge, somebody blocking the way.

Gene Reardon:
OK.

Wallis P. Longsworth:
A woman.

Gene Reardon:
Why a woman?

Wallis P. Longsworth:
Why not a woman?

Gene Reardon:
I asked you first.

Wallis P. Longsworth:
Because a man stops to help a woman.

Gene Reardon:
A man doesn't stop to help a man?

Wallis P. Longsworth:
A man lets his guard down when he stops to help a woman.

Gene Reardon:
Where did that come from?

Wallis P. Longsworth:
Just a feeling I have about men.

Gene Reardon:
Are you telling me you think a woman kidnapped Mr. Weems?

Wallis P. Longsworth:
No, I'm just not ruling it out.

Gene Reardon:
Any particular reason?

Wallis P. Longsworth:
No. No reason, just a feeling.