Party Monster

Michael Alig:
You'll love me, I promise.

James:
You've gone too far with the drugs

Michael Alig:
Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Christina:
How do you like my UFO?

Michael Alig:
We don't do, we just are!

Dallas stage hand:
Okay, you guys are on stage in five.

James:
What do you mean, on stage?

Dallas stage hand:
You know - your show.

James:
Wait, what show?

James:
But we don't do anything!

James:
I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour.

Michael:
132nd street, and on the double!

Keoki:
Are we going very far?

Michael:
All the way, I hope...

Michael:
We're like two peas in a pod, you and I, James.

James:
I pity the pod.

James:
Well, when was the last time you heard of a pea changing its pod?

James:
No No No for the love of god no,We are not going to start out with Michael Alig's pathetic childhood "I was molested Wahh!"

Michael:
But it's my birthday and I wanna have a bloodfeast!

Michael Alig:
Oh, everyone, it's my birthday! Time to pay attention to me!

Talk Show Host:
Is it true your son Michael turned you on to the pill ecstacy?

Elke:
He told me it was a headache pill.

Talk Show Host:
And what happened when you took it?

Elke:
Well, my headache went away.

Michael:
Hi, I'm Michael Alig.

James:
Well, I'll alert the media. Gotta dash!

Michael:
Oh, no thanks... I don't do drugs.

James:
Nor do I.

James:
Did you see that? It just flew right up my nose!

Michael Alig:
It's not so bad and after Gitsie and I get married we can have conjugal visits!

James:
Oh Michael, Im so sorry, didn't you hear? Gitsie's dead. She had an overdose.

Michael Alig:
You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, f*ggot, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!

James:
Oh darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up!

Michael Alig:
James, would I lie to you

James:
All the time!

Michael Alig:
Let's see... what else, oh once when I was 10 my Sunday school teacher took me back to his house. He taught me how to french kiss among other things...

Elke:
He really took my boy under his wind. Very nice man.

Michael Alig:
His mother caught us in the basement. She screamed, "I told you not to bring them here." He said, "Don't you'll frighten them away!"

James:
Michael, I hate you for making me say serious things so I will only say this once. You've gone too far with the drugs.

Michael:
Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Michael:
So. How's the novel coming?

James:
I've done another page! But now I think I might have writer's block.

Michael:
Two pages in five years?

Michael:
So, notice anything different?

James:
[looks around] The flies?

Michael:
No, seriously James. Anything or anyone missing? Like a drug dealer who used to live here?

James:
Well darling that could be anyone. Can I buy a vowel?

Keoki:
Are we going far?

Michael:
All the way I hope.

James:
I know what you need. A nice hot cup of hot chocolate.

Michael:
Can you put some ecstasy in mine?

Michael:
We're like two peas in a pod, you and I, James.

James:
I pity the pod.

Michael:
You're the Yoda to my Luke.

James:
Excuse me. You're the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson.

Michael:
That's good, right?

Michael:
Our magazine's on the stands today. Can you believe it? Our own magazine!

James:
I've already seen it, and there's a problem. A big problem. I've been cut off. [reads from magazine page] "James St. James heads up white slave ring, sells twelve year old boys on Avenue B. Exclusive by Michael Alig." Why, Michael? Why?

Michael:
Oh come on Skrink, I think it's funny!

James:
My father does not share your sense of humor!

Michael:
I didn't know he was a Project X reader!

James:
Yes you did, because you sent him a lifetime subscription!

Michael:
Angel bailed me out.

James:
Angel?

Michael:
Well, actually, Angel bailed you out.

James:
Me?

Michael:
Yeah, I told the police I was you.

[James gawks in disbelief]

Michael:
Oh James, it's just all in fun. And after I told them you had AIDS, they gave me my own room with a VCR and ice cream!

James:
Michael, I don't even like you! I have never liked you!

Michael Alig:
Typical James, tired old drug addict. Can't even stay awake for your own movie!

Michael Alig:
I wanted to create my own world. A world full of color where everyone could play. One big party that never ends.

Michael Alig:
We'll put James in a cage and hang a sign over it that says, "Do not feed the drug child!"

Michael Alig:
The road of excess leads to the palace of... fabulousness!

Michael Alig:
Oh please, party in the truck!

Michael Alig:
I won't do crack without heroin!

Michael Alig:
That's not a crack hole, that's a rat hole. Rats on crack attack!

Michael Alig:
Oh James, I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous.

Michael Alig:
That's Skrink la do, to you.

Michael Alig:
..Not that it's your movie. You think it's yours. But it's really mine. All mine.

Michael Alig:
Come to my party. You can be my boyfriend.

James St. James:
Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. Testosterone, testicular cancer, Tess of the D'urbervilles.

James St. James:
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Blake, William. That's really all you need to know. That and "Don't dream it, be it!"

James St. James:
Michael was growing on me. Like a fungus.

James St. James:
The North Pole! I've made it across the frozen tundra. My faithful huskies perished in the blizzard way back. I had to eat them.

James St. James:
Mm, lightly toasted animal tranquilizer.

James St. James:
It doesn't matter what you look like! I mean if you have a hunchback, just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing.

James St. James:
It was better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!

Elke:
He was always making money. He just had a knack for it. My little candy man.

Police Officer:
[trying to pick Christina up] Let's go, sweetheart. You're a big girl.

James St. James:
I don't do. I just am.

Michael! Where's My f***ing money? You better give Me My f***ing money,Michael. 'Cause I know a lot of sh*t The Cops would be interested in right now. Bye-Bye,Peter Gatien. YOU F***ING BASTARD SPIC!

Remember last Christmas when Freez got bitten? That was me. It's just a playful little nip,now watch. Fast forward a little bit. See,that's Angel's room. Look over there in the closet. See,that's Angel's stash. And look what we have here. Guess who's coming to dinner. That's Michael. Mm-hmm,now watch,I'll fast forward a little bit. YOU F***ING BASTARD SPIC! Now Here's where it gets disturbing. All Right,so see, He's not dead yet. He's not dead yet,Jimmy,'Cause they're not done. First they strip him naked. And then the old pillow trick. All Right,and then,the piece de resistance,a Drano injection. That stuff is used to unclog pipes,Jimmy,not veins. STOP IT! STOP IT!