Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Paul Blart:
[looks straight into camera] Always bet on Blart.

Paul Blart:
I'm fiercely independent and not a big fan of being alone.

[regarding Paul Blart's missing daughter]

Henk:
We need to establish motive. Do you have a lot of money?

Paul Blart:
Define 'a lot', I mean...

Henk:
Any.

Paul Blart:
No, actually I don't have a lot... no.

Divina Martinez:
I'm actually dating someone.

Paul Blart:
Oh please, ma'am, I practically invented the fake boyfriend thing.

[after Blart gets kicked by a horse and slammed into a minivan]

Mindy:
Are you okay?

Paul Blart:
No, but I've never been better.

Paul Blart:
Holy crawfish!

Paul Blart:
It's a bad day to be bad people.

Vincent Sofel:
Oh, wow, you have your own superhero! What's with the cape?

Paul Blart:
Why are you wearing a cape, Khan?

Khan Mubi:
I came straight from a haircut.

Maya Blart:
Well, think of it this way: you can visit me in California when it's really cold in Jersey.

Paul Blart:
Oh, of course I can if I want some smog on my earthquake flakes!

Maya Blart:
You know what, I decided I'm going.

Paul Blart:
Wait a minute, you decided like you just decided, but you know what? Decision overruled - judge Blart now in session!

Paul Blart:
We are trained to detect, deter, observe and report but one day six years ago a man did more than that, and I am that man! We are that man and so we say to you sir, footlocker!

Divina Martinez:
He accused me of hitting on him.

Eduardo Furtillo:
Well, they say overweight people use humor to achieve affection.

Vincent Sofel:
That's a Van Goh you idiot!

Paul Blart:
Yeah well its van gone if you don't ramp down the hurtful words.

Paul Blart:
Security is a mission, not an intermission.

Maya Blart:
Dad, you've got to understand I'm a big girl now.

Paul Blart:
Hey, first off, we're Blarts. We're all big - wide hips, thick ankles and low center of gravity - that's just how the good Lord made us. That's why we're no good at running hurdle, never will be.

Paul Blart:
[first lines] The road of life is always under construction the journey is hard but once you reached the top the view is amazing.