Pen & Paper & Laser Guns

[the man whom Casey met on an on-line dating site is very late for their date]

Abby:
You sure I can't get you anything? Drink, appetizer, self-respect?

Casey:
He's only... 30 minutes late. Ohhh, I'm good.

Casey:
So, ah, what exactly is the theme of this party? The 50 percent off sale?

Hannah:
It's about the circular nature of the holiday... and the seasons... and decorating for 20 dollars or less

[Everyone at Hannah's costume party is dressed as a fantasy or science fiction character except Zac, who is wearing a fireman's outfit]

Zac:
Wait, were we all supposed to be characters or something?

Hannah:
No. I've lived in this city long enough to know not to use other people's trademarked and copyrighted material. That's why I'm an unlicensed, sexy, female archaeologist - with guns.

Michael:
I'm Buzz Lightyear.