Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

Mr. D:
[Mr. D poured some wine into a glass but it turned to water immediately - a punishment from Zeus] You know, the Christians have a guy who can do this trick in reverse,

[looking up at the sky, as if speaking to Zeus]

Mr. D:
now that's a god.

Annabeth:
It's a Chariot of Damnation.

Grover:
Looks like a New York City cab.

Annabeth:
Same difference.

Percy Jackson:
Why are you in a dress?

Grover:
I'm having a really bad day.

Kronos:
Percy Jackson! Your destiny was written long ago.

Percy Jackson:
I write my own destiny!

Grover:
This is a bad idea.

Percy Jackson:
You don't even know what I was gonna say.

Grover:
You were going to say you're going after the fleece.

Annabeth:
Actually, he was going to say we were.

Luke:
What are you doing Jackson? Don't walk on my roof!

Percy Jackson:
I never called him brother... all he ever wanted was a brother but... I was too wrapped up in myself. And now Luke has the fleece... because I gave it to him. I destroy Olympus... Just like the Oracle said.

Annabeth:
Forget the oracle! Your worried about your destiny, then write a new one. You're angry at Poseidon for ignoring you, then show him why he shouldn't. You're upset about Tyson, make sure he didn't die for nothing.

Clarisse:
She's right.

Annabeth:
What?

Clarisse:
There's no way you're getting me to repeat that.

Grover:
What Annabeth is saying, Perce, is that we're with you. Just give the word.

Percy Jackson:
Why me? I mean, who voted me leader.

[Annabeth and Grover raise their hands. Both of them turn to stare at Clarisse, who slowly and reluctantly raises her hand]

Tyson:
[takes arrow for Percy] You'd do it for me.

Percy Jackson:
NO!

Luke:
Just remember... it didn't have to end this way. This one's on you.

Percy Jackson:
[after Annabeth gets stabbed] ANNABETH! No oh no no.

Annabeth:
At least I'll be with Thalia in Elysium.

Percy Jackson:
No come here. Give me the fleece! Come on come on come on come on. We-we make our own destiny's right. So show me. I have faith in you. No No No come on come on. Show me!... Show me.

Luke:
[shows Kronos' coffin to Percy and Annabeth] It wasn't easy to find. I had to crawl through the depths of Tartarus myself. And then Cleveland.

Clarisse:
Don't worry about always coming in second, Jackson.

Percy Jackson:
You know everything they say about you is wrong, Clarisse. You actually do have a sense of humor.

Annabeth:
You'd destroy the whole world just, to what, to get back at your dad?

Luke:
The Olympians overthrew their parents. It's just our turn.

Percy Jackson:
We met your father. He said that he knows that he made mistakes, and he... he told us to tell you to not be so angry.

Luke:
Really? And he couldn't even tell me himself. Does that sound familiar?

Grover:
Go Percy! I have 50 drachma on you!

Annabeth:
You bet on this?

Grover:
What, is that wrong?

Hermes:
Hercules Busts Heads Season 1

Hermes:
Best TV Shows ever

Hermes:
So of course... cancelled