PhoneShop

Christopher:
You can't say you're a Doctor when you're not!

Ashley:
You go tell Dr Dre dat, man will f*** you up innit!

Ashley:
For a hour.

Jerwayne:
Just a hour.

Ashley:
Just a hour.

Jerwayne:
A hour!

Ashley:
A hour.

Janine:
I once saw a dog knock over a whole jug of apple tango with his erection. [She breaths in] I've not genuinely enjoyed a picnic since.

Deanne:
[Ashley drops his phone under the table so he leans down under the table to pick it up] Deanna: "He's a lovely big boy just like his daddy." [Ashley sighs and we are made to believe the dog has an erection]

Jerwayne:
This is a t'ing, you know!

Christopher:
This is not a t'ing.

Jerwayne:
Bruv, it's a t'ing.

Christopher:
It's not a t'ing.

Jerwayne:
It is a t'ing.