Pink Ludoos

Mrs. Dhaliwal:
Gugan, go boil these dishes.

Gugan Dhaliwal:
Mom! They are people just like you and me, and you call yourself spiritual. Even Jesus was nice to the lepers.

Mrs. Dhaliwal:
Jesus was white, what did he know.

Mrs. O'Donnell:
Oh, what are those?

Gugan Dhaliwal:
Ludoos.

Mrs. O'Donnell:
What?

Gugan Dhaliwal:
Ludoos - they are the traditional sweet of celebration. In India when a boy is born the family hands out ludoos to show their gratitude.

Mrs. O'Donnell:
And when a little girl is born, what do they hand out then?

Gugan Dhaliwal:
A box of Kleenex.

Gugan Dhaliwal:
I'm pregnant.

Arjan:
Sh*t.

Gugan Dhaliwal:
With triplets.

Arjan:
Triple sh*t.

Arjan:
[excitedly] All right, my boys can swim.

Gugan Dhaliwal:
Actually, they're girls.

Gugan Dhaliwal:
[looking at her ultrasound] What's that?

Dr. Berenstein:
What's what?

Gugan Dhaliwal:
That strange cloudlike thing around their heads. It looks like a halo.

Dr. Berenstein:
Oh, they all have halos in there. Wait until you get them home.