Pink Panther Strikes Again

Mrs. Leverlilly:
You've ruined that piano!

Clouseau:
What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here.

Mrs. Leverlilly:
But that's a priceless Steinway!

Clouseau:
Not anymore!

Francois:
Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?

Clouseau:
The exploding kind.

The President:
Call the FBI, the CIA and the Pentagon. Find out who won that game!

Clouseau:
Cato! You imbecile! Not now!

Dreyfus:
What do you suppose they will call the crater, huh? The Dreyfus Ditch?

Dr. Fassbender:
There shall be no crater.

Dreyfus:
No crater? But I want a crater! I want wreckage, twisted metal. Something the world will not forget!

Dr. Fassbender:
They won't forget today.

Dreyfus:
They won't? Wonderful. I have to tinkle again. Don't do anything till I get back.

Clouseau:
There is someone in this room who knows more about the murder than he is telling.

Mrs. Japonica:
Murder?

Clouseau:
What was that you said?

Mrs. Japonica:
I said "murder".

Clouseau:
What murder?

Mrs. Japonica:
I-I-I don't know, y-you said "murder".

Clouseau:
I said murder? *You* said murder!

Mrs. Japonica:
No, I said murder because *You* said murder.

Clouseau:
*I* said murder?

Clouseau:
Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my hand is on fire.

Dreyfus:
OW! My eye!

Clouseau:
Your eye? I thought it was your tooth.

Dreyfus:
It IS my tooth!

Clouseau:
I wish you'd make your mind up; I don't normally make castle-calls in the middle of the night!

Clouseau:
Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?

Clouseau:
Hello Mr Commissioner. How are Mrs Commissioner and the little Commissioners?