Pinky und der Millionenmops

Jonathan Morgan:
Money destroys your character.

Pinky:
Then you must have a bad character.

Jonathan Morgan:
[smiles] That's right.

Pinky:
I need to speak to Mr. Morgan.

Leontine:
Mr. Morgan doesn't receives people without invitations, especially children. He hates them.

Jonathan Morgan:
[sees his breakfast] Grains? Am I a chicken? I want bacon and eggs.

Leontine:
Too much cholesterol.

Jonathan Morgan:
So what?

Leontine:
Heart attack. You gonna eat this good.

Jonathan Morgan:
[angry] You can stuff it!

Leontine:
No time for that. I'll be right back.

Pinky:
Mr. Morgan, do you still hate children?

Jonathan Morgan:
Sure, but there are exceptions.

Pinky:
Like what?

Jonathan Morgan:
[Morgan gives Pinky a 50-mark-bill]

Pinky:
Thank you.

Jonathan Morgan:
Don't mention it, this one is real.

Jonathan Morgan:
Why don't you finally look for a job? I'm sick and tired financing your stupid projects.

Frank Fr?ser:
I am looking for one, but right now I really have a creative period. Ideas are literally flying at me.

Jonathan Morgan:
Then duck and let fly over you.

Jonathan Morgan:
Could you solve a real case?

Pinky:
Sure, nobody is better than the famous Pinkerton?

Jonathan Morgan:
Pinkerton? He is dead for years.

Pinky:
Yes, 1st July 1884. But I'm his successor. Allow me: Pinky.

Jonathan Morgan:
[on a screen in his car, watched by Pinky] Hello Pinky, if you still want a real case, then listen carefully: My store is getting robbed regularly, despite on modern security systems. The robbers work very professionaly and don't leave any clues. Therefore I need a clever detective. But I principally never hire anyone without a proper test in advance. You'll get this case, if you find me.

Pinky:
Cool.

Jonathan Morgan:
[Pinky found disguised Morgan as a test] Couldn't you just wait a bit longer? I almost got her to flip.

Pinky:
And then what?

Jonathan Morgan:
Then I could fire her. Here the customer is the king. But anyway, you passed your test, congratulations.

Jonathan Morgan:
So you disguise yourself to spy?

Pinky:
How else can I control those lazy bunch?

Jonathan Morgan:
That's ridiculous.

Pinky:
That's how you become a millionaire.

Jonathan Morgan:
Speaking of which: You still own me my 2,20 marks. I take euros too.