Pinocchio 3000

Pinocchio:
Life would be great if kids were more like us.

Scamboli:
Hmm, you've got a good point Pinocchio. I couldn't agree with you more.

Cynthia:
[Looking at the Scamboland theme park] Wow. Look at all the lights and lasers. I hope there's a Ferris wheel.

Zack:
[Looks at the sign entrance Scamboland] Scamboland? I'll believe it when I see it.

Cyberina:
Honey when you lose the fight, taking the medal ain't right.

Geppetto:
Now just be yourself at school. School bag. And listen to what your teacher says. [the robot arm puts the backpack on Pinocchio]

Spencer:
Calm down doc. Now remember chew your food ten times before you speak.

Pinocchio:
But robots don't eat.

Geppetto:
Don't mix them up with your sayings Spencer. Doesn't my son look good? [Geppetto hugs Pinocchio]

Spencer:
Say cheese. [Spencer takes the picture with his digital camera eye]

Geppetto:
Hurry you're going to be late. [They walk out the front door outside]

Pinocchio:
Bye dad. [Pinocchio waves goodbye and walks to school with Spencer the Penguin]

Geppetto:
My son in school.

House:
You should be proud Mr. Geppetto.

Scamboli:
They think they can mock me. A simple blackout and those little brats turned their back on me! Oh no now they have a problem, a major problem!

Cab:
Major problem. Duh what problem boss?

Scamboli:
Me! I want you two to go to the school. Get every one of those pint sized parasites back to Scamboland right now!

Rodo:
We're on it boss. [Cab the robot opens the gull wing door and slips out of the flying car while Rodo grabs his leg]

Rodo:
You nit components!

Scamboli:
[a giant hologram of Mayor Scamboli appears and the music stops] Silence!

Scamboli:
Uh I mean, Welcome kids, junior citizens of Scamboville. It is my honor as your mayor, fulfilling my duty to you as responsible members of our fair city.

Zack:
Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Scamboli:
To offer You! Rides, like you have never even dreamed of.

Cynthia:
I had a dream last night, the sun was shining and there were flowers everywhere.

Zack:
Come on Sis, we'll be late for school. [Cynthia notices the flower growing out of the cracked brick wall of the building]

Cynthia:
Zack look! [They both look and gasp as they see a spider robot putting in steel plates on the building and painting it, heading right toward the flower]

Cynthia:
Oh no that machine is going to crush the flower. We have to do something.

Zack:
Stand back Cynthia. [Zack runs and leaps from the walkway to the building and slips but hangs on the ledge of the building]

Cynthia:
Zack! A Scambocop! [a Scambocop in his hover police drives up to the building and Zack climbs up the building ledge]

Scambocop:
Halt do not proceed! You are trespassing in a restricted zone!

Cynthia:
Hurry Zack! [Zack puts the brick in the cracked wall next to the flower and jumps out of the way and back on the walkway. Then the machine cord gets caught in the brick and breaks. Then the spider robot malfunctions]

Scambocop:
Central machine breakdown in progress.

Scambocop:
[Central speaker] Copy unit 12. Do you need any backup.

Scambocop:
Negative Central, Situation under control. [the paint tank explodes and the paint splatters on his police hovercar]

Cynthia:
Hooray. [the Scambocop clears the paint off his hovercar with his windshield wipers]

Zack:
Another flower saved from Mayor Scambolis grasp. [They both laugh and run off while a giant hologram of Mayor Scamboli watches them]

Scamboli:
Little brats. They don't appreciate the magnificence of the city I've built for them. It's the metropolis of the future. The pinnacle of progress.

Cab:
Yes boss you said it boss. [Rodo bumps into Cab]

Scamboli:
The Temple of Technology. Ahh. [Cab walks over the hologram table and examines the remote control]

Scamboli:
Just look at my city Scamboville. Instead of trees and grass, there's steel and glass. Concrete! Asphalt! And thanks to me and my tireless efforts.

Rodo:
Yay! Hooray for Mayor Scamboli! [Cab picks up the remote and changes hologram channels from the city map of Scamboville to the Japanese Castle, the pyramid, and palm trees. Rodo notices, rolls up to Cab and they both fight over the remote control]

Scamboli:
We have soaring towers, Gleaming industries, Mega brained robots. I could talk to you about Scambo welfare for retired robots, about scam bonuses for outstanding robot achievements. About, about Robo nursing or best executives. But what's the use do the children really appreciate my hard work? [Rodo plays with the remote and jumps on the remote. Changing to a castle, an octopus, a pig, mushrooms, frogs, whale, Scamboli as a baby, then an Igloo]

Rodo:
We do boss.

Scamboli:
Right and I won't let those little termites destroy my creation.

Rodo:
Never. [Rodo gives the remote to Cab]

Scamboli:
Cabby. Do you know what bothers me most about children? [Cab tosses the remote control behind him, hits the table and the channel changes back to the hologram city map]

Cab:
They don't pay taxes.

Scamboli:
Worse it's their winy little voices I can't stand.