Piranha 3D

Jake Forester:
I am so sorry. We're on the lake.

Julie Forester:
What? Where are Laura and Zane?

Jake Forester:
They're with me on the boat.

Julie Forester:
Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water.

Jake Forester:
You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking.

Mr. Goodman:
Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack.

Andrew:
Here we go. Check it out - the fish with boobies.

Andrew:
Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick.

Deputy Fallon:
This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!

Novak:
There are thousands of them and they are pissed!

Jake Forester:
[to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

Danni:
Nice horn.

Laura Forester:
Thanks. Nice b*obs.

Danni:
Thanks.

Laura Forester:
I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches.

Danni:
Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?

Laura Forester:
My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your b*obs too.

Danni:
They all do.

Laura Forester:
You talk funny.

Derrick Jones:
Yeah, well, you're short.

Sam:
Something bit me.

Paula:
Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff.

Deputy Fallon:
Chew on this, motherf***ers!

[kills piranhas with motor boat propeller]

Derrick Jones:
[last words] Wet t-shirt... wet t-shirt!

Wet T-Shirt Host:
[to the DJ] Hit it, DJ Chocolate Thunder!

Andrew:
[to crowd] When I say tit you say e's! Tit...

Crowd:
E's!

Andrew:
Tit...

Crowd:
E's!

Brett:
[to Jake] Hey, ass wipe. Cool shirt.

[splashes Jake with his slurpee]

Zane Forester:
[to Laura] Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or something?

Julie Forester:
Are you sure you can do this?

Danni:
You better believe it.

[Climbing on the rope]

Danni:
I don't pole dance for nothing!

Julie Forester:
[Rounding angrily on her son] You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!

Julie Forester:
Get the f*** out of the water!

Novak:
[to Mr. Goodman] Excuse me, but is that a f***ing piranha?

[first lines]

Matt Boyd:
Oh boy, that's a fast fish.

Julie Forester:
[brings out a Tazer gun] You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week.

[last lines]

Mr. Goodman:
[to Julie] The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.

Novak:
The babies? Huh. So where are the parents?

[a piranha jumps out of the water and bites Novak]

Wet T-Shirt Host:
I'm f***ing slipping, you f***ing whore!