Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Barbossa:
First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

Elizabeth:
That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.

Jack Sparrow:
Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.

Jack Sparrow:
The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Jack Sparrow:
Move away.

Will Turner:
No.

Jack Sparrow:
Please move?

Will Turner:
No. I cannot just step aside and let you escape.

Jack Sparrow:
This shot was not meant for you.

Elizabeth:
Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.

Barbossa:
There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?

Elizabeth:
I want you to leave and never come back.

Barbossa:
I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no."

Jack Sparrow:
What's your name?

Will Turner:
Will Turner.

Jack Sparrow:
That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name, no doubt named for your father, eh?

Will Turner:
Yes.

Jack Sparrow:
Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?

Will Turner:
Agreed.

Will Turner:
Where's Elizabeth?

Jack Sparrow:
She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Elizabeth:
This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean.

Anamaria:
You can tell them that after they've caught us.

Jack Sparrow:
A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around.

Barbossa:
We are cursed men, Miss Turner.

Jack Sparrow:
If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Jack Sparrow:
Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.

Jack Sparrow:
So, there is a curse? That's interesting.

Koehler:
You know nothing of hell.

Jack Sparrow:
That's VERY interesting

Norrington:
I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.

Governor Swann:
Elizabeth, how's it coming?

Elizabeth:
It's difficult to say.

Governor Swann:
I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.

Elizabeth:
Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.

Will Turner:
It's not your blood they needed. It was my father's blood. My blood... the blood of a pirate.

Barbossa:
How the blazes did you get off that island?

Jack Sparrow:
When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Jacoby:
I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.

Elizabeth:
You like pain?

Elizabeth:
Try wearing a corset.

Barbossa:
For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh.

Barbossa:
You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one.

Grapple:
Say goodbye.

Will Turner:
Goodbye.

Elizabeth:
You're despicable.

Jack Sparrow:
Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.

Barbossa:
Gents you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow. Kill him.

Norrington:
Good work, Mr. Brown. You've assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive.

Mr. Brown:
Just doing my civic duty, sir.

Norrington:
Well, I trust it you will all remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. Take him away.

Mr. Gibbs:
Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Jack. Mother's love. You should know it's bad luck to wake a man when he's sleeping.

Jack Sparrow:
Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from a man who did the waking.

Mr. Gibbs:
Aye, that'll about do it.

Mr. Gibbs:
Blast I'm already awake.

Will Turner:
That was for the smell.

Norrington:
No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,

Norrington:
and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

Jack Sparrow:
But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow:
Satisfied?

Will Turner:
Well you proved they're mad.

Barbossa:
The moonlight shows us for what we really are.

Jack Sparrow:
You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Will Turner:
I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

Koehler:
Every decision you've made has only brought us from bad to worse.

Barbossa:
Why thank ye, Jack.

Jack Sparrow:
You're welcome.

Barbossa:
Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Jack Sparrow:
Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Barbossa:
So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?

Jack Sparrow:
No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?

Barbossa:
But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.

Jack Sparrow:
Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.

Jack Sparrow:
Funny ol' world, innit?

Elizabeth:
Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?

Will Turner:
At least once more, Miss Swann, as always.

Jack Sparrow:
Stop blowing holes in my ship.

Will Turner:
We're going to steal a ship? That ship?

Jack Sparrow:
Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

Elizabeth:
I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore Captain Barbossa.

Norrington:
You forget your place, Turner.

Will Turner:
It's right here. Between you and Jack.

Elizabeth:
As is mine.

Governor Swann:
Elizabeth. Lower your weapons. For goodness sake, put them down.

Norrington:
So, this is where your heart truly lies, then?

Elizabeth:
It is.

Jack Sparrow:
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Will Turner:
Elizabeth goes free.

Barbossa:
Yes, we know that one, anything else?

Will Turner:
My name is Will Turner, my father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.

Ragetti:
Why, it's the spittin' image of our Bootstrap Bill, come back to haunt us.

Will Turner:
On my word, do as I say, or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones's locker.

Will Turner:
That's not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.

Jack Sparrow:
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Jack Sparrow:
You, sailor.

Mr. Gibbs:
Cotton, sir.

Jack Sparrow:
Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?

Jack Sparrow:
Mr. Cotton. Answer, man.

Mr. Gibbs:
He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.

Jack Sparrow:
Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.

Mr. Gibbs:
Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'

Jack Sparrow:
Take what you can...

Mr. Gibbs:
Give nothing back.

Will Turner:
Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you

Will Turner:
I love you.

Barbossa:
You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.

Elizabeth:
Bloody Pirates.

Ragetti:
Is it supposed to be doing that?

Pintel:
They're stealing our ship.

Ragetti:
Bloody Pirates.

Jack Sparrow:
Now... bring me that horizon.

Jack Sparrow:
"And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.

Elizabeth:
Whose side is Jack on?

Will Turner:
At the moment?

Pintel:
No reason to fret, just a prick of the finger, a few drops of blood...

Twigg:
No mistakes this time. He's only half Turner, we spill it all.

Pintel:
I guess there is reason to fret.

Harbormaster:
Hold up there, you. It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name.

Jack Sparrow:
What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name.

Harbormaster:
Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith.

Will Turner:
This is either madness... or brilliance.

Jack Sparrow:
It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Norrington:
Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta. You will then spend the remainder of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase "silent as the grave". Do I make myself clear?

Jack Sparrow:
Inescapably.

Jack Sparrow:
Scarlet.

Jack Sparrow:
I'm not sure I deserved that.

Jack Sparrow:
Giselle.

Giselle:
Who was she?

Jack Sparrow:
What?

Jack Sparrow:
I may have deserved that.

Jack Sparrow:
One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?

Will Turner:
I'd die for her.

Jack Sparrow:
Oh good. No worries then.

Ragetti:
This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy. 'Cept they was in a horse instead o' dresses. Wooden 'orse.

Will Turner:
She goes free.

Barbossa:
What's in your head, boy?

Will Turner:
She goes free.

Barbossa:
You've only got one shot and we can't die.

Jack Sparrow:
Don't do anything stupid.

Will Turner:
You can't.

Will Turner:
I can.

Jack Sparrow:
Like that.

Elizabeth:
I had a dream about you last night.

Will Turner:
About me?

Governor Swann:
Elizabeth, is that entirely proper for you to c...

Elizabeth:
About the day we met. Do you remember?

Jack Sparrow:
Easy on the goods, darling.

Mullroy:
Hey, you. Get away from there. You don't have permission to be aboard there, mate.

Jack Sparrow:
I'm sorry. It's just... it's such a pretty boat... ship.

Jack Sparrow:
Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...

Ragetti:
Parley?

Jack Sparrow:
That's the one. Parley. Parley.

Pintel:
Parley? Damn to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of "Parley".

Jack Sparrow:
That would be the French.

Jack Sparrow:
Apparently, there's a leak...

Murtogg:
This dock is off-limits to civilians.

Jack Sparrow:
I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

Jack Sparrow:
Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?

Murtogg:
Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.

Jack Sparrow:
It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.

Murtogg:
Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.

Jack Sparrow:
I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.

Mullroy:
Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

Murtogg:
The Black Pearl is a real ship.

Mullroy:
No, it's not.

Murtogg:
Yes it is, I've seen it.

Mullroy:
You've seen it?

Murtogg:
Yes.

Mullroy:
You haven't seen it.

Murtogg:
Yes, I have.

Mullroy:
You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?

Murtogg:
No.

Mullroy:
No.

Murtogg:
But I have seen a ship with black sails.

Mullroy:
Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?

Murtogg:
No.

Mullroy:
Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

Norrington:
That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever seen.

Officer:
That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

Norrington:
So it would seem.

Jack Sparrow:
Wherever we want to go, we go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and hull and a deck and sails. That's what a ship needs. But what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom.

Jack Sparrow:
I love this song. Really bad eggs. Ooh.

Jack Sparrow:
When I get the Pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it all the time.

Elizabeth:
And you'll be positively the most fearsome pirates in the Spanish Main.

Jack Sparrow:
Not just the Spanish Main, luv. The entire ocean. The entire wo'ld. Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom.

Pintel:
It was only after that we found out that it was Bootstrap's blood we needed to lift the curse.

Ragetti:
I guess that's what you call ironic.

Elizabeth:
I must tell him. The pirates, they cannot be killed.

Lt. Gillette:
Don't worry, miss, he's already informed of that. A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story.

Jack Sparrow:
You don't want to be doing that, mate.

Barbossa:
No, I really think I do.

Jack Sparrow:
Your funeral.

Jack Sparrow:
No. Not good. Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM.

Elizabeth:
Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow:
Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth:
One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?

Jack Sparrow:
But why is the rum gone?

Governor Swann:
Hang him.

Norrington:
Keep your guns on him, men. Gillette, fetch some irons.

Norrington:
Well, well, well Jack Sparrow, isn't it?

Jack Sparrow:
Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please sir.

Norrington:
I don't see your ship, Captain.

Jack Sparrow:
I'm in the market, as it were.

Will Turner:
Hurry, someone would have heard that.

Jack Sparrow:
Not without my effects.

Will Turner:
I can get you out of here

Jack Sparrow:
How's that... the key's run off.

Norrington:
Gillette, Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows. I would hate for him to miss it.

Governor Swann:
Even a good decision if made for the wrong reasons can be a wrong decision.

Jack Sparrow:
That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship.

Elizabeth:
But you were marooned on this island before, weren't you? So we can escape in the same way you did then.

Jack Sparrow:
To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice - unlikely - young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.

Elizabeth:
But you're Captain Jack Sparrow. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I've read about or not? How did you escape last time?

Mullroy:
What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith ?

Murtogg:
Yeah, and no lies.

Jack Sparrow:
Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.

Murtogg:
I said no lies.

Mullroy:
I think he's telling the truth.

Murtogg:
If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.

Jack Sparrow:
Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Barbossa:
So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?

Jack Sparrow:
Or you could surrender.

Barbossa:
I feel... cold.

Elizabeth:
Pirate or not this man saved my life.

Norrington:
One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.

Jack Sparrow:
Though it seems enough to condemn him.

Barbossa:
I'm curious. After killing me what is it you're planning on doing next?

Pintel:
'Ello, poppet.

Jack Sparrow:
You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.

Jack Sparrow:
I know those guns. It's the Pearl.

Jack Sparrow:
No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Mullroy:
Not breathing.

Jack Sparrow:
Move.

Mullroy:
Never would have though of that.

Jack Sparrow:
Clearly you've never been to Singapore.

Elizabeth:
You're pirates. Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway.

Jack Sparrow:
...and then they made me their chief.

Elizabeth:
I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.

Jack Sparrow:
You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move.

Barbossa:
Me holds are burstin' with swag and that bit of shine matters to us?

Barbossa:
Haul on the main brace, make ready the guns... and run out the sweeps.

Barbossa:
Ten years you carry that pistol and now you waste your shot.

Will Turner:
He didn't waste it.

Barbossa:
You don't know what this is, do ye?... This is Aztec gold. One of 882 identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to Cortez himself. Blood money paid to stem the slaughter he wreaked upon them with his armies. But the greed of Cortez was insatiable. So the heathen gods placed upon the gold a terrible curse. Any mortal that removes but a piece from that stone chest shall be punished for eternity.

Governor Swann:
Do pass my compliments on to your master.

Will Turner:
I shall.

Will Turner:
A craftsman is always proud to hear his work is appreciated.

Barbossa:
Strike your colors, ya bloomin' cockroaches.

Barbossa:
Gents, take a walk.

Jack Sparrow:
You think this wise boy?, crossing blades with a pirate...

Will Turner:
You threatened Miss Swann.

Jack Sparrow:
Only a little.

Will Turner:
How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?

Mr. Gibbs:
Aye, the compass doesn't point North. But we're not trying to find North, are we?

Jack Sparrow:
Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cur,

Jack Sparrow:
no no no no no no no I didn't mean, I didn...

Mr. Gibbs:
Cotton says you missed a bit.

Barbossa:
And I suppose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp?

Jack Sparrow:
No, no, no, by all means kill the whelp. Just not yet. Wait for the opportune moment.

Will Turner:
Barbossa you lying bastard. You swore she'd go free.

Barbossa:
Don't dare impugn me honor boy. I agreed she'd go free but it was you who failed to specify when or where.

Me I'm dishonest and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest

James Norrington:
Well, well. Jack Sparrow, isn't it?

Jack Sparrow:
Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir.

Norrington:
I don't see your ship, Captain.

Jack Sparrow:
I'm in the market, as it were.

Murtogg:
He said he's come to commandeer one.

Mullroy:
Told you he was telling the truth! [hands Norrington Jack's effects] These are his, sir.

Norrington:
[examines Jack's pistol] No additional shot, nor powder. [opens Jack's compass] A compass that doesn't point north. [partially draws Jack's sword] And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

Sparrow:
But you have heard of me.

Elizabeth Swann:
Commodore, I really must protest! Pirate or not, this man saved my life.

Norrington:
One good deed is not enough to save a man from a lifetime of wickedness.

Sparrow:
Though it seems enough to condemn him.

Norrington:
Indeed.

Elizabeth:
Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.

Barbossa:
There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?

Elizabeth:
I want you to leave and never come back.

Barbossa:
I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".

Elizabeth:
Very well. I'll drop it. [dangles medallion over the sea]

Barbossa:
Me holds are burstin' with swag. That bit of shine matters to us? Why?

Elizabeth:
It's what you've been searching for. I recognize this ship! I saw it eight years ago on the crossing from England!

Barbossa:
Did ya, now?

Elizabeth:
Fine. Well, I suppose if it is worthless then there's no point in me keeping it.

[she releases the medallion chain briefly, the pirates lunge forward.]

Barbossa:
No! Ah...

Barbossa:
You have a name, Missy?

Elizabeth:
Elizabeth... Turner. I'm a maid in the Governor's household.

Barbossa:
Miss Turner...?

Pintel:
[to Raggetti] Bootstrap.

Barbossa:
And how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that? Family heirloom, perhaps?

Elizabeth:
I didn't steal it, if that's what you mean.

Barbossa:
Very well, you hand it over and we'll put your town to our rudder and ne'er return.

Elizabeth:
[she hands it over] Our bargain?

Bo'sun:
[after a nod from Barbossa] Still the guns and stow 'em. Signal the men, set the flags and make good to clear port.

Elizabeth:
Wait! You have to take me to shore. According to the Code of the Order of the Brethren-

Barbossa:
First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner!

Barbossa:
There be the chest. Inside be the gold. And we took 'em all. We spent 'em and traded 'em and frittered 'em away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave 'em away, the more we came to realize, the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men, Miss Turner. Compelled by greed, we were, but now we are consumed by it. There is one way we can end our curse. All the scattered pieces of the Aztec gold must be restored and the blood repaid. Thanks to ye, we have the final piece.

Elizabeth:
And the blood to be repaid?

Barbossa:
That's why there's no sense to be killin' ya, yet. Apple?

William Turner:
You knew my father.

Jack Sparrow:
I knew him. Probably one of the few who knew him as William Turner. Everyone else just called him "Bootstrap" or "Bootstrap Bill".

Turner:
"Bootstrap"?

Sparrow:
Good man, good pirate. I swear you look just like him.

Turner:
That's not true. He was a merchant sailor, a good and honest man who obeyed the law.

Sparrow:
He was a bloody pirate! A scallywag.

Turner:
My father was not a pirate! [threatens Jack with a sword]

Sparrow:
Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.

Turner:
You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement! In a fair fight, I'd kill you!

Sparrow:
Well, that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?

Jack Sparrow:
Everyone stay calm, we're taking over the ship!

Will Turner:
AYE! AVAST!

Royal Navy officer:
[after the sailors stop laughing] This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You'll never make it out of the bay.

Jack Sparrow:
Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

James Norrington:
You forget your place, Turner.

William Turner:
It's right here. Between you and Jack.

Elizabeth Swann:
As is mine.

Governor Swann:
Elizabeth. Lower your weapons. For goodness sake, put them down.

James Norrington:
So, this is where your heart truly lies, then?

Elizabeth Swann:
It is.

Jack Sparrow:
Well! I'm actually feeling rather good about this. I think we all arrived at a very special place eh? Spiritually. Ecumenically. Grammatically. [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. [to Elizabeth] Elizabeth. It would never have worked out between us, darling. I'm sorry. [to Will] Will. Nice hat. [to all] Gentlemen, this will be the day you will always remember as the day you- [falls off the ledge]

Jack Sparrow:
For all your hatred of pirates, you’re well on your way to becoming one mate. Sprung a man from jail, stole a ship of the fleet, and you’re completely obsessed with treasure.

Will Turner:
I’m not obsessed with treasure

Jack Sparrow:
Not all treasure is silver and gold mate.

Jack:
Anamaria. [Anamaria slaps him]

Will:
I suppose you didn’t deserve that?

Jack:
No, that one I deserved.

Anamaria:
You stole my boat!

Jack:
Actually— [she slaps him again] Borrowed. Borrowed without permission, but with every intention of giving it back.

Anamaria:
But you didn’t!

Jack:
You'll get another one.

Anamaria:
[pointing sharply at Jack] I will.

Will:
A better one.

Jack:
A better one!

Will:
That one.

Jack:
What one? [Will gestures towards the Interceptor] That one?! [he considers] Aye. That one. What say you?

Anamaria:
Aye!

Crew:
Aye!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
[after a cannonball from the Interceptor blows a hole in the Black Pearl] STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Gentlemen my lady you'll always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

Captain Hector Barbossa:
[after Jack assumes Barbossa was talking to him] Oh, not you! We named the monkey Jack! [Monkey Jack gives Human Jack a devilish smile]

[a woman walks up to Jack]

Jack:
Scarlet! [she slaps him and storms off] Not sure I deserved that. [another woman approaches] Giselle.

Giselle:
Who was she?

Jack:
What? [she slaps him as well] I may have deserved that.

Bo'sun:
[to Pintel and Ragetti] You two! You brought us the wrong person!

Pintel:
No! She had the medallion. She was the proper age!

Ragetti:
She said her name was Turner. You heard her. I think she lied to us

Twigg:
You brought us here for nothing!

Barbossa:
I won't take questions or second guesses, not from the likes of you, Master Twigg.

Koehler:
Who's to blame? Every decision you've made has led us from bad to worse!

Mallot:
It was you who sent Bootstrap to the depths!

Bo'sun:
And it's you who brought us here in the first place! [the cursed crew draw out their weapons and turn them on Barbossa]

Barbossa:
If any coward here dare challenge me, let him speak! Hmm?

Koehler:
I say we cut her throat and spill all her blood! Just in case.

Captain Jack Sparrow:
Wow. So you're dating a football player?