Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl2003

Murtogg:
This dock is off-limits to civilians.

Jack Sparrow:
I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

Jack Sparrow:
Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?

Murtogg:
Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.

Jack Sparrow:
It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.

Murtogg:
Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.

Jack Sparrow:
I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.

Mullroy:
Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

Murtogg:
The Black Pearl is a real ship.

Mullroy:
No, it's not.

Murtogg:
Yes it is, I've seen it.

Mullroy:
You've seen it?

Murtogg:
Yes.

Mullroy:
You haven't seen it.

Murtogg:
Yes, I have.

Mullroy:
You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?

Murtogg:
No.

Mullroy:
No.

Murtogg:
But I have seen a ship with black sails.

Mullroy:
Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?

Murtogg:
No.

Mullroy:
Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.