Pizza My Heart

Jean Paul Veber:
[trying to tell the families that he can only pick one to go into business with]

Jean Paul Veber:
I can only go to bed with one of you.

Father Spealo:
[after Jean Paul brings them to the church to straighten them out]

Father Spealo:
These people are driving me crazy.

Lou Prestolani:
Well that's very professional.

Father Spealo:
If it helps, I'll bring in the Cardinal.

Joe Montebello:
Ma told me to spice up my life.

Gloria Montebello:
Not with arsenic.

Joe Montebello:
Arsenic is not a spice.

Annette Prestolani:
Oh, my God. Gina Prestolani, who's sauce have you been tasting?

Gina Prestolani:
You!

Joe Montebello:
You! A Prestolani?

Gina Prestolani:
At least I'm not a Montebello!

[Gina fell off a ladder and Carlo caught her]

Gina Prestolani:
Thanks!

Carlo Delrio:
Nice to know you're still falling for me.