Please Give

Kate:
You're a really good person.

Abby:
Ok, you like this? Do you have eyes on your face?

Abby:
I look like a cow.

Alex:
How's that cake, Andra?

Andra:
Dried.

Abby:
She wants to save the world!

Mary:
But you're not a doctor...

Rebecca:
No... I'm not a doctor. But neither you are.

Mary:
I never said I was.

Kate:
Wait a second. Excuse me, sir? Are you hungry? Would you like this?

Man Waiting for a Table:
I'm waiting for a table.

Kate:
I'm so sorry. Please, forgive me.

Andra:
You gained weight.

Alex:
Excuse me?

Andra:
You gained weight.

Kate:
I'm not spending U$ 200 on a pair of jeans for my teenage daughter when there are '45' homeless people living...

Abby:
What does that have to do with anything? They don't want jeans!

Abby:
And now we're two people walking around with sh*t in a bag. I mean... I mean, what if we didn't have dogs with us, and we were doing that? That would be disgusting. But, because we have dogs, it's normal.

Mary:
Things don't get better, they get worse.