Police Academy

Carey Mahoney:
You didn't hit the brakes.

Moses Hightower:
You didn't tell me to.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris:
My name is Lieutenant Harris, in case you missed it. This is Sergeant Callahan, in case you missed it. We are the meanest instructors here. We've got you because you are the worst people here. From now on, you are "D" Squad; "D" for "dirtbags." When I say: "Hey, dirtbags." that means you. I'm going to make you hate me for the rest of your lives.

George Martin:
To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what?

Carey Mahoney:
Sleeping is for fags.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris:
Remember Mahoney, nobody screws with me.

Carey Mahoney:
Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all of that will change.

Cadet Eugene Tackleberry:
Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, a**hole.

Mrs. Fackler:
You move this car another inch and you're finished, mister. You hear me?

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris:
Move it! Move it! Move it!

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris:
Now, I thought it would be nice if we were to close out our first afternoon together with a nice little stroll around the campus.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris:
Move out, maggots!

Moses Hightower:
I was a florist.

Carey Mahoney:
A florist?

Moses Hightower:
Yeah, you know, flowers and sh*t.

Cadet Chad Copeland:
Sure are a lot of spades here.

Cadet Chad Copeland:
That's a good thing, of course.