Polly Tix in Washington

[first lines]

Country Politician:
I promise if elected, I will go to Washington as a servant of the people and not as a puppet! And furthermore, my fellow Americans, this practice of castor oil consumption must be defeated!

Corrupt Politician:
He'll go our way when I get through with him.

Corrupt Politician:
Welcome to Washington, Senator. Boys, meet Senator Clodbuster.

Country Politician:
Howdy, boys. Meet my little sis.

Corrupt Politician:
How do you do?

Corrupt Politician:
Now, Senator, about this castor oil business...

Country Politician:
No!

Corrupt Politician:
Now, let's see, Senator, you can have wealth, fine clothes, anything!

Country Politician:
I'm not for sale! Scram!

Corrupt Politician:
Now, Senator, don't get mad.

Country Politician:
Scram, all of you!

Corrupt Politician:
Listen, Polly, I've got a job for you. That new senator just arrived. Go over and give him the works. He's too conscientious.

Polly Tix:
Okay, boss, it's in the bag.

Polly Tix:
Hello, I'm Polly Tix. They sent me over here to entertain you. I think you're wonderful.

Country Politician:
Away!

Polly Tix:
Well, if you feel that way about it, I'll go.

Country Politician:
Wait!

Country Politician:
I think you're the beautiful woman I've ever seen! You're gorgeous, you're ravishing! I'm nuts about you.

Polly Tix:
Ah, but I'm expensive.

Country Politician:
Alas, I'm a poor man!

Polly Tix:
But you can have every luxury if you vote for those oil fields.

Country Politician:
No, no!

Polly Tix:
Oh, come now, you can be had.

The Little Sister:
Why don't you leave my brother alone? He's not your kind. You're not a good woman.

Polly Tix:
You're crazy! You've got to be good to get stuff like this in these hard times!

Country Politician:
For shame! That a creature of your charm should be the tool of an unscrupulous politician! You have ruined me!

Polly Tix:
No, no, it's not too late, believe me.

Corrupt Politician:
Well, Tix, here's your pay.

Polly Tix:
No, no, I can't go through with it! I love him, and I'm through with you!

Corrupt Politician:
Why, you little double-crosser!

[last lines]

Polly Tix:
What is he looking for?

Country Politician:
Hey, what are you looking for?

Other Politician:
Prosperity.

Polly Tix:
Oh, prosperity is just around the corner!